pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

DDDDD

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

lowkey kind of annoyed at Twitch chat (i know, shocker) for saying "someone needs to be fired" when there's a low production quality moment (in this case, a FIN ad, or, well, the top left quarter of one, was shown) the whole problem is instead that they need to *hire* someone lmao

Thanks, I hate it. "Opening hand" cards are supposed to be bad when you draw them later on. This is - 1/1 haste for 0 in your opener (40% of the time!) - 1/1 haste for 1 in the midgame - 2/2 haste doublestrike in the late game. Standard is already very fast. Please stop giving proactive turn 0s.

Happy Birthday to this classic. Don’t cremate your pies this year. www.boredpanda.com/karen-burns-...

Nice.

You can just tell how much love was put into this set, and @chriskmooney.bsky.social has so much to do with that.

this is, I think, the best tweet

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

Unfortunately, Huey Jensen saw his shadow today, which means we're getting 5 more months of standard.

I'll be there too! But don't let that dissuade you from going.

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God damn, this year just keeps getting worse and worse.

/4 But it’s perfectly reasonable to point out that the people who will wave the bloody shirt over this — the people who support Charlie Kirk — are evil hypocrites who endorse and excuse violence every day. Refraining from celebrating doesn’t mean tolerating bullshit. bsky.app/profile/thre...

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

Bit hard on mum, to be honest.

Get your Ooze on

Cool, clean 7-0 in the Arena Direct with Kona Surprise, good for 2 boxes of EOE! Truthfully, this probably isn't the best deck to farm with - but it's my favourite by a wide margin, and that matters. @fireshoes.bsky.social

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a week. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

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obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids

The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.

Shutting down the NAS in the @deckedout.bsky.social studio as we move out, and NGL it hurts a bit to lose this uptime.

@moxfield.com Any chance of getting something like a “future standard” deck format that uses only what’s legal after the next rotation?

inspired by @billdifilippo.bsky.social's video, I needed to add one with some Chris Berman commentary

I am touched to have gotten my own Unknown Event card at #MCVegas. Senpai noticed me! If YouTube comments are anything to go by, 3 generic mana is the perfect casting cost for me.

Well, I sure am glad they had me turn the modem off and on again five times before accepting there might be a problem days later. I'm not a network engineer but this doesn't seem good.

I'm humbled by the leap the rest of the team is taking by consolidating their content. @mtgnerdgirl.bsky.social, @veggiewagon.bsky.social and Joe put so much time into their personal brands. Risking all of that for the growth of the team is so brave. Can't say enough how much I admire that.

Finally made it to Hartford, but very nearly didn't. I had a tight Connecticut-ing flight.

Anyone know someone who's written a long read on UW Omni in standard, post-tarkir? @fireshoes.bsky.social for visibility.

Just a boy standing in front of a WOTC asking them to occasionally make these constructed events

Got to do some Early Access Dragon Nonsense over on Jim Davis' channel, go take a look! youtube.com/watch?v=jWxk...

my offer to america: we bring woke back

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Lmao 🤣 savages

Revolting. Just vile, vile shit.

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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

Re-upping this again as more people read about the Khalil case. More information to come, but nothing in WP and NYT so far contradicts original reporting. Again, it DOES NOT MATTER what you think about him or his cause. Either government is bound by the law for all of us or we're all at their mercy.

Ready, Player One? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

5-0 the Standard ReCQ at RC Portland for the invite! Hanvent played standard in months, but when UW Omni combo runs good, it runs good. R1: 🐶🐶 vs Mono-R R2: 🐶🦴🐶 vs UB Bounce R3: 🦴🐶🐶 vs BG Mid R4: 🐶🦴🐶 vs UB Bounce R5: 🐶🐶 vs RG Aggro moxfield.com/decks/3NWugR... @fireshoes.bsky.social

NYT can smell what Trump had for breakfast two days ago

I know I'm preaching to the choir but come on. What are we doing here? I shudder to think how many games of magic will be wrongly decided because of crap like this. It's stated with 100% confidence!

Shout out to the media who participated in the most obvious misdirection ever

Also, in today's episode I got to use my altered Tinybones by @motherofcards.bsky.social I love it so much, one of the best gifts I've been given.

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