Call this the #Callsheet effect, I guess! @liss.bsky.social

"em dashes are AI" i didn't memorize alt+0151 and option+shift+hyphen to be accused of such treachery

Lions had a real “turn down the difficulty and restart the game” game tonight!

Nice to see the 1997 National Champions win today

It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine! #GoBlue

Just please don’t send an onside kick towards Semaj Morgan

Bryce Underwood running toward the end zone

Seven of Nine to Five

See this is why I’m not a football coach

Maybe try letting the $10M quarterback throw on downs other than third and long

Oh wow. Lions safety Maurice Norris was just carted off in an ambulance and the players are letting the clock run out to zero, they don’t want to keep playing

“I want you to back that container ship right up to my tiny house garage…”

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable. The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found': www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Did my annual donation to @newap-georgia.bsky.social for the EDSBS Charity Bowl. Since my donation is for #Michigan, I had to make it $130.84—the cumulative score of the Michigan/Ohio State football game during our current win streak. Let’s make it $200 next year!

It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine

Go Blue! 🏀

On my way to work this morning I saw a Cybertruck cut off a VA bus and if that isn't a perfect metaphor…

The older I get, the more I understand the concept of Odinsleep.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Yeah. "Stand up," guys.

It's so cute when drivers in the Bay Area try to be aggressive. "Aggressive" out here is "polite" in Michigan. I am unfazed by you attempting to not let me in.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

My post-workout meal, according to @foodnoms.com, is almost the perfect balance of macros. Have I discovered the ideal performance diet?

Credit where credit’s due, Ohio State had a great Gatorade dump here. But they still lost to Michigan at home!

I refuse to watch the inauguration so instead I did a long workout on the Peloton. I threw in some strength work because you never know when you're going to need to punch a Nazi.

What was with all of the smoking on SNL last night?

"They came up with a Sonic and Knuckles name. I used to love that, playing Nintendo back in the day." Sega Genesis erasure by Kevin Burkhardt.

You are showing your entire ass by calling TikTok “a dancing app” in the year 2025

RIP #Lions

Jared Goff is surgical, they just didn’t say which surgeon… #Lions

That touchdown catch by LaPorta on the #Lions may be the best catch I’ve seen all year. Frame it.

My Roomba will sometimes just have a status of "Traveling." Is it a sovereign citizen?

“You must be fun at parties” no I’m terrible at parties. Why do you think I’m always online.

And that’s why he doesn’t throw

Is it just me or does this water on my counter look like a jack-o-lantern?

The better Ohio State’s offense does, the funnier it is that they only scored 10 against Michigan. Go Vols!

Jet’s is definitely the pizza I miss the most since moving to the Bay Area. Someone needs to make a franchise out here!

I renewed my passport online on Sunday and my new passport arrived in the mail today. Speedy!

A guy rang our doorbell to tell us how much he liked our Christmas lights. Specifically though, he said they're much better when our garage lights are on. First off, A+ compliment to receive as a dad. Second, what do you all think? I thought the garage lights would be too bright.

“Kaapo Kakko to Kraken” is an all-time roster move. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

The Dallas Cowboys are out here inventing brand new ways to lose games.

For SF Folks: Official Tsunami warning predicts the Tsunami to reach SF around 12:10PM PST. tsunami.gov/events/PAAQ/... Check the map on www.sf72.org/hazard/tsuna... If you're in a blue zone, move towards the E's to get to high ground or move to an upper floor if you can't get to high ground.

Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport

real

I guess that's our confirmation of the police pepper-spraying players.

Planting the flag is good and if you don’t want your opponent to do it you should beat them. Simple as.

Ohio State players putting up more of a fight after the game than they did in the second half!