YES!!!

At least the driver realizes they are the villain in the story, I guess?

And the same for authors and books

With alt text!

Asking for the 40s.

What’s it like in your head?

⚠️ IMPORTANT BUSINESS! ⚠️ Our RPG Trader dragon mascot needs a name. Hit us with your best (or most ridiculous) suggestions. 🐉👇 Props to the amazing @penflower-ink.bsky.social for this ^epic^ creation.

yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city

If my BlueSky experience is an echo chamber, at least it's an echo chamber that says "Change is possible," "This is how we win," and "Look at my cat."

The ultimate rage bait is a printer. Drives me insane that we can send awesome peeps around the moon and a million things just go perfectly, but we can’t design a printer to print an envelope without jamming Office Space provided us the most relatable content ever:

I don't know what we're doing in our next D&D session, but my friend who is DMing asked me to make a "Better Gnomes and Dungeons" magazine cover (a spoof on Better Homes and Gardens). I had a lot of fun making this so I'm sharing it. 😂

We are happy to announce that our friends at Peacock have officially greenlit the Dungeon Crawler Carl television series! @mattdinniman.bsky.social , Chris Yost and Seth McFarlane and his team at Fuzzy Door are all really excited to get to work. More details to be coming soon!

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

Why does it bother me when a manager or the CEO of my employer boasts about using Copilot to write their emails? This. This is why

Hey, listen! The auction is now live! It will run for one full week, and further details are on the listing.

If you're in the #Portland area & have a kid who's curious about D&D here's their chance! I'm organizing a weekly intro D&D game just for young adventurers at Guardian Games. No experience needed! RSVP your kids at: heylo.com/invite/8nfvj... #dnd #ttrpgs #pdx

PLS SHARE: In addition to dozens of libraries, misting stations, and other already-open cool space , 2 cooling centers will open from Noon to 9PM today, June 15: 📍Multnomah County East Building, 600 NE 8th St, Gresham 📍Bud Clark Commons, 650 NW Irving St., Portland

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

Hi all! I'm organizing some one-shots for a good cause at parks around Portland this summer! Small groups, volunteer DMs, good vibes 💚 So far Star Wars RPG, Daggerheart, and Delta Green on the calendar for June. Come play outside with us! RSVPs heylo.group/pdxttrpg #TTRPG #DnD #Portland #pdx #rpg

As the world’s okayest GM, I can say with lots of certainty (and envy) that a great GM makes EVERY game better. The GM (and other players) usually matter more than the system.

Whenever you see "Trans" in a news story, replace it with "Jew" or "Black" and see how it sounds.

Oh look, it's a Barbarian and a Babarbarian.

Bluesky isn't a bubble or an echo chamber, it's a garden. You plant some seeds and pull some weeds, you tend to it with care, and you make it into a space that pleases you when you come to sit in it a while. Other people can plant and tend to their own gardens, if they like. This garden is yours.

You don't need an autocorrect with delusions of grandeur to lie to you. Lie to yourself like a fucking grown-up.

7 Things That Made Me This Way Besides RPGs: - middle school reading program as intro to fantasy - born to a religious rural conservative area & hating it - exposure to other views via unsupervised internet access - D&D video games - the Wheel of Time - Star Wars - love of computers & programming

I posit: The Andreessen Paradox If it is necessary to tell a computer not to lie to you, then doing so is not a sufficient safeguard against a computer lying to you.

What a man. A dragon-man.

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

It’s like *even Google* wants @kagi.com to get more business www.wired.com/story/even-i...

My favorite TTRPG classes 1. Smartass, but magical 2. Chaos Gremlin gonna fuck around and find out 3. Autistic and/or ADHD, angry edition 4. Empathic Hero Holy Boi 5. Smart character, dumb player* * can swap out smart/dumb for other appropriate main stat/skill pairings

TIL I’m an unapologetic dirtbag. I don’t even mind, I know my interests 😅

this is an actual Bluesky Rule: if you have ever so much as exchanged a single like, you are required to hold up the book in the shop and say "hey my friend wrote this"

I wonder if @chuckwendig.bsky.social‘s Sir Mewlington needs a kitty sibling named Torment Nexus who gets up to ruining AI-bros’ lives errr I mean shenanigans.

Happy motherless mom’s day to all those like me who can’t celebrate. 😢 (I’m fine, it’s been years since she died, but still sucks every year. Also, fuck cancer.)

Hobbes wants you to know that ball got what it deserved. (That sumbitch knows what it did)

Everyone should have at least one hobby that frustrates them (knitting, mini painting, birdwatching) and one hobby that doesn’t (knitting, mini painting, birdwatching)

What the actual fuck? I hate AI tech bros and their brain rot.

Marketing and sales are normally held in low regard compared to engineering, but I 100% understand if a bunch of marketing guys just ran into the computer labs and started biting anyone and anything within reach.

I guffawed at this. Guffawed, I say.

There’s a bit of a chill in the air today in San Diego, so make sure to slice open the belly of your fallen tauntaun for any visitors who may be cold. Hothpitality is more important than ever.

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Avatar the Last Airbender (cartoon) Game of Thrones* Ted Lasso Shrinking Lost* The Good Place Resident Alien RWBY Outlander The Boys Archer Arcane Spartacus Rome Severance * the ends of these shows / last season never happened okay

Dumb and Dumber AND Grogu!

Happy First of May!

Short 🧵

Some of you

True story.

Siiiiiick!