PDX, yet another similarity

This is Portland right now. We’re“under siege” by pollen and potholes, that’s about it. We have a ton of live webcams if you want to watch us go to the farmers markets or walking our dogs, we love dogs. Release the Epstein files. www.camscape.com/webcam/pione...

Let this timeline be cleansed. Bless.

Me be like

My hips don't lie. And the other guard's hips don't tell the truth.

You, yes YOU, should buy TWO drift gloves. And then mail one to me. Do it for Works of Whimsy, folks. (And also for me. I neeeeed one but am unemployed.)

"Breaking News: Tylenol Researchers Find Disturbing Link Between Donald Trump And Jeffrey Epstein"

Apparently heaven had a typo, today was meant to be about something called “the rap turd”. Thanks, everyone, I have enough dad jokes to last till folks DO get called to heaven

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

@some.shadeof.green this might be up your alley

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Bruh

Looks rough. That’s why it’s important not to eat filmth.

“Apolitical” just means they’re a-okay with the current climate. I have no interest in supporting artists that can’t imagine a better world.

Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be. Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.

Why are people so bad at just not being assholes? “Don’t agree with all he said” … then what parts DID you agree with? Le sigh.

I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration

ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy likes the idea of a Kleya and Vel ‘Nazi hunters’ spin-off series in which the duo hunt after former Imperials following the fall of the Empire with the assistance of Dedra Meero in a Hannibal Lector-esque role. (Source: youtu.be/mGBXFWvPRsE?...)

simple but honestly great advice, adding to my playbook

- US government is out to make everything worse - been unemployed for 4 months, wife for 2 years - worried about potential looming poverty - earlier darkness has my body pumping out depression b/c SAD - middle aged hump hitting hard - shit's on fire, yo *grimaces* I'm doing fine why do you ask?

Is Spice judging you? Yes. Did you do something for which you deserve to be judged? Oh, probably.

And @theshums.bsky.social doubted me when I said I loved doing the things in sportsball, you know, the thing with the ball that makes it a sport or whatever

This is fine. #kpdh #KPopDemonHunters #ThisIsFine

every time

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

“Witness me!” I yell as I bravely do dangerous and deadly things, like mowing our teensy tiny backyard or washing a bare handful of dishes by hand.

The sad Pablo Escobar meme, but it’s just our kitten Hobbes flopping around and sleeping in different positions.

“Witness me!” I yell as I bravely do dangerous and deadly things, like mowing our teensy tiny backyard or washing a bare handful of dishes by hand.

the classic holy avenger and hole-y binger team up

Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this

The sad Pablo Escobar meme, but it’s just our kitten Hobbes flopping around and sleeping in different positions.

We bought some gluten free Oreos for a friend to support their dietary restrictions and I was not expecting them to have an even better texture than regular ones. They’re more crispy-crunchy and I am here for them.

Heyo @some.shadeof.green I got an Amnesiacs idea for you to pilfer! (slowly…)

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Ring: take over Gondor and then the world Boromir: tempting. need Ring: all shall love you and despair Galadriel: tempting what a test Ring: do so much good that you become a god Gandalf: don't! tempt me frodo! Ring: Sam: Ring: Sam: Ring: like a, like a really big garden Sam: I'm good Ring: fuck

😬 my bad

"a good dungeon master learns to say 'yes, and' to their players" "a good DM learns how to say no to their players." both wrong. the real art is learning to say Yes to your players in such a deliberate, long winded or ominous fashion that they change their minds and do something else

Birds are dinosaurs

It takes a village. And coffee, it takes lots of coffee. And tums. The chewy ones. And comfortable shoes. And a book just in case. And a coven of powerful witches who owe you a blood debt. That helps. And tacos, it also takes tacos.

Me: nostalgia is mostly a trap, we often don’t really need to hang on to those things from our past Also me: I can’t throw away these random cables from the 90s, what if I need one some day?!? That’s my emotional support box of random cables!

Person annoyed by psychobabble: all experience is lived experience! Dracula: well actually

Look, I'm not going to tag anyone but

Slightly diminish a band: Unease! At the Disco

stuck in my head