You will always have more options than your urgency thinks you do.

Sorry, I forgot about the public internet for a minute

Every time someone releases an autumn collection of exclusively cool tones, I clench my fist. This is the only time of year I can purchase things in colors that are acceptable for me to wear! You could release that purple literally any other time!!!

Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck

I am so hungry today lmao pls give me snack recommendations. I am currently thinking about deviled eggs and something fried, but please do not limit yourselves to the savory. This thread welcomes all snack flavor profiles

Genderosity of spirit

me: do you... want a napkin? west: a towel would do just fine i remember it like it was yesterday 🥹

One of my treasured memories is absolutely ripping into a rotisserie chicken at @jomakerofways.bsky.social’s kitchen table before they could finish their sentence offering me a plate or utensil.

Call that Fool's Cold. Tricks hundreds of thousands of victims every year.

*Alex Jones voice* They’re turning the Joannes into Spirit Halloween!

So do all who live to see such profections 😔

I wish that it need not have happened in my Saturn profection 🫩

My highly developed brain, the standout adaptation of our species, is making my tummy hurt

Man, remember the Meat Grinder?

The same words mean slightly different things to every human who uses them which means you have to both listen to what people say AND watch their feet. Sadly tho, even paying attention in this way is imperfect because your own mind will insert assumptions and projections without even realizing it

I saw a bright light and awoke in a sterile white room. i couldn't move. an un-marmot figure hovered above me manipulating my body with strange devices. i swear i'm not making this up. it happened.

Rofl just found this in my files

If red badge notifications have no haters then I am dead

the up the jam pumper

What a tremendous achievement! Congratulations @chrisbrennan.bsky.social!!

Saying you're an animist is a political statement. Animism speaks to your relationships with other living humans just as much as it does with spirits. Your relationships with other living humans more clearly demonstrates your animism than anything else. #WitchSky #PaganSky

Me, for the two months of sun in the PNW:

When Jeff Tweedy said “there is something wrong with me” I really related to that

Affirmation: Receiving others’ generosity with an open heart allows me to be more generous

WHEN INSPIRATION STRIKES (threatening)

You don’t earn more worthiness by playing it cool and pretending to be someone who you are not.

NORTH STARRRRR

I’m sorry to those who try to love me but my dignified Venus is squared by both malefics and in aspect to all three outers

Equine vampire, call him Hossferatu

io saturn or whatever the fuck

…I was singing in the car

Please enjoy this song that my beloved made feat. Winnebago man drapedinnoise.bandcamp.com/track/its-go...

“I don’t want any more bullshit anytime during the day. From anyone—that includes me”

My timelord and L1 being fallen and conjoined to Neptune feels, more than anything, like being a reincarnation of the Winnebago man youtu.be/WDQQfBrSUs0?...

I WILL USE EM DASHES TIL I DIE. I WILL USE THE SENTENCE STRUCTURES THAT I WANT TO USE. IF I STOP WRITING HOW I WANT TO WRITE THEN THE ROBOT WINS ANYWAY.

it’s that time of year again

Chipotle rewards activating my avoidant attachment strategies

Me to Saturn: noooo don’t be fallen your so sexy haha

Please give me a KU book recommendation

Anyway, here’s me and Bhumi, who turned 4 today.

People always think it’s cool that I can smell and identify their personal hygiene products from yards away, but what they don’t know is that most of the world smells like garbage or worse and I cannot escape my senses

How many of you know what I’m talking about when I say “prissy goat refusal meme”

I was so serious when I posted this. I need a job.

Not having a text-based app with a close friends function saves y’all from so many of my unhinged thoughts

Hi we saw you from across the bar and we’re wondering if you could stop doing that

A little something to take the edge off (ibuprofen)

Bad smells are the worst kind of overstimulation because you can’t just stop breathing.

They should invent a gf bread that doesn’t have the piddly squattest tiny ass slices. I want a SANDWICH, not this tiny bullshit