Making someone kiss your country’s flag is such loser ass behavior and I am kink shaming it

Another day getting paid to research ideas and synthesize concepts. The sunshine is particularly autumnal outside. I am loved & my belly is full. My child has a roof over his head. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room.

Last weekend I bought myself some beautiful pastel highlighters and one of those spiral-bound 5 subject notebooks. I’ve really been vibing with hand-writing my research like I’m in high school again.

There’s parts of me who feel extremely vindicated about the fact that I basically made a job for myself where I get paid to learn things, as someone who was constantly shamed for never finishing college

Cool thing about being an adult is nobody can stop you from throwing yourself a kpop demon hunters birthday party when you’re turning 32

Rottweilers are my favorite dogs. I had one for ten years growing up and he didn’t have a clipped tail, which is very uncommon, especially back then in the 90s. I just saw a Rottweiler with an unclipped tail walking on the street, nature is healing 🥹

I’m a very annoying person to have in your car as a non-driver because I’m highly invested in not dying, so I will be a backseat driver until you either get your shit together or just let me drive.

Me on Thursday night: I’m so excited for Sunday breakfast

Wishing I was on a flotilla rn but I’ll have to settle for making sure I don’t raise another school shooter

De-center de-centering. Concentric circles only from now on

You decentered men? Good job, now try decentering money

The answer to rampant patriarchy isn’t matriarchy, but a culture where gender is decentered entirely

What really is the point of letting the entire internet know your child’s first and last name and what they look like and how old they are and what city they live in? Why do parents do that

My husband’s one and only red flag is not liking the undated 2016 cinematic masterpiece The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson

(Hank Hill voice) Boy this 8th house year sure is 8th housing in every possible way, I tell you what

Oh hey, I haven’t been doing much promo on this channel but I am teaching my Subverting Capitalism Through The Houses workshop again later this month and it’s even better than the first time around. Sliding scale is $15-60 and you get a PDF guide + the recording. Link where you think.

Tbh a huge factor in mine & my spouse’s decision to stop at one child was that I never want to be the parent of a toddler ever again. Other people’s toddlers are still fun though 😂

I hate when someone is nosy but has zero finesse about it. You’re an affront to the nosy community.

Sometimes I think I’m craving a cookie but what I actually want is a sense of autonomy.

Too many folks are focused on manifesting with the universe and pretending all resources are infinite when they actually live here on planet Earth and there are physical limits

That “joke” people do when you say something innocuous and they pretend to get super offended by it is not funny at all and I wish more people understood that jokes are supposed to be funny and not just alienate someone for shits & giggles.

Something I always think but never say out loud about Capricorn placements is that we are messy eaters. Maybe it’s the goat genes

I want a love story about two people who meet when they both get added to the same spam group text about a missing USPS package

My most Oscar-worthy performances are when I pretend not to know why someone is honking at me

I’ve held onto the belief that coworkers are your comrades but not always your people. Now I’ve found out several of my coworkers don’t believe in Covid vaccines, support violence against homeless people, and thinks Meg is lying about getting shot, and I’m like damn… REALLY not my people lol.

Morning Glory Milking Farm really was that girl everyone said she was. 10/10

Who roasts the best coffee beans in Portland and why is it Nossa Familia?

Today while I was at work, my husband went to the dispo for us, the grocery store, replenished some household goods that were low, and also did laundry. I can totally see what all those white dudes in the 1950s were on about.

So glad we have to do things like suicide prevention week at elementary schools, very normal stuff going on over here

Ppl who have gone no contact with their mothers always talk about grieving someone who’s still alive but the whole thing for me has just felt like getting over a breakup. Every day I feel better. I’m not grieving. I’m free.

I ♥️ email marketing so much

Being on your period is just experiencing mild body horror every time you use the bathroom for several days straight

My very young, very Hispanic-looking coworker was talking about the national guard being sent here and she said “as long as they get rid of the crackheads I’m fine.” I do not have the energy for this kind of stupidity today

Dudes who have only ever had long term relationships with video game franchises cannot fathom letting their partner decide their hairstyle simply bc it will get them laid more often, and they’re always so eager to let you know that about themselves

September is my favorite month for planning. I planned out all my biz goals & launches from now until May.

Oh my god can everybody shut up about this city already. You’re all annoying. The ones who think it’s a war zone are wrong and the ones like this who want to twee-ify Portland are also wrong. Jesus christ

I love Libra season, I love being a Libra rising and feeling some vitality returning to my body as the sun traverses my ascendant. I really do start to come alive this time of year.

You gotta find a man who’s willing to get a vasectomy AND a nose piercing AND let you decide his hairstyle simply bc he knows it makes you more feral for him

Every ounce of Capricorn in me wanted to bring this baby home today.

Already sick of every take on Portland

It feels wrong that 38+62 would equal 100 but here we are

My son got picked up from school today by both of his parents, an experience that neither of us (his parents) have ever had. He’s so up

My landlord sims are not allowed to profit from being a landlord 😌

Coming back home and smelling your house with fresh eyes sometimes feels like a test, and occasionally one I fail

Everyone thinks they’re the exception to the rule. Not me though. I’m different

“I don’t chase, I attract 😌” ok well I go after the things I want like a bear waking up from hibernation who’s in need of their first meal in months

Having a business and a full time job is sometimes frustrating because the hours I spend at my job have the lowest ROI but the fastest returns, and I have to give the majority of my time to my job. Hours I put into my business have much higher ROIs but the returns are inconsistent.

Some people quit weed and say their emotions no longer feel muted or they “have their thoughts back”, but weed is the thing that gets me in touch with my deepest feelings when I would rather avoid or ignore them. Nobody is right or wrong it’s just fascinating to me how it affects ppl differently.

The thing that’s fun about Laura Loomer is usually folks are like “don’t make fun of people’s appearances, they can’t control that” but she literally did try to control her appearance and still came out looking like that.

Exalted mars in the 4th house is all fun and games until every single place you live comes with ongoing construction and/or neighbors who love using their power tools in the morning