i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic

Saturn days are for tending to the home and Mercury nights are for falling down rabbit holes

My love language is him searching fb marketplace to find the perfect filing cabinet for me bc I mentioned one time that I wanted a filing cabinet

I’m so glad I stayed alive long enough to hear new Jungle songs

4th houser love is when you both send each other the same real estate listing at the exact same time

Jungle is announcing tour dates today everybody shut up

More like Mercury indirect, am I right

Happy solar return to mine + my spouse’s Davison chart Our child is at school, I’m on my period, and we are spending the day together in bed, as god (mars) intended

Jungle is releasing a new album this year so everyone prepare to be really sick of me

Genuinely shocked at how many of you were using Astro seek without having an account

There are two wolves inside of me, one wants to abolish the death penalty and the other loves vigilante justice

Kinda in the mood to drink some liquor and sing Kiwi by Harry Styles on karaoke

Lately I’ve been using the first post I see when I open IG as a form of divination. And then I shut the app immediately after so it’s kinda like two birds one scone

I learned this week on threads that people (especially formerly fat people) get very angry when you refuse to reward their weight loss with praise because you’ve chosen not to view shrinking one’s body as a moral good

every time I’ve let a man approach me without an offering of somekind I’ve regretted it

Listening to Bad Bunny all week has made me realize I understand a lot more Spanish than I thought I did

The most horrifically stereotypical Capricorn thing I used to do is re-read How to Win Friends and Influence People once a year.

If you’re wondering how I’m doing today it’s basically just the screaming scene from Midsommar

I’m pretty set on being a woman but if I were to ever transition, it would be in a Robin Williams in Birdcage kind of way

The reason my haters will always lose tbh

This job is really getting in the way of me bouncing on it in a way that scares the locals

What goes on in my Virgo 12th house is none of my business

I think life actually began for me the second I became truly okay with the idea of anyone thinking I’m a bad person.

The older I get, the more infantilizing it feels to have a job.

Why do I always seem to start jobs at the tail end of their golden age of autonomy I get like a month of chill and then they start changing shit up

“The poet who is *not* wedded to the structures that secrecy engenders has a wealth of materials at hand. Speech bubbles up. The ready voice itself is part of what he has to profess.” - Lewis Hyde

I have a deep emotional connection to the lady on the 2 of Swords. She just gets me

Good morning and fuck Starheal.

Do you cry every time you watch Totoro or did you have a normal childhood

Tracks

Can now confirm that nipple piercings hurt more than tattoos.

Jungle song of the day is No Rules Thanks everyone let’s have a great day out there

When you both have Venus in the 4th house so your foreplay incudes telling each other about the household tasks you’ve completed lately

If you don’t see the entire universe in your child’s open mouth then what are you even doing

The first time I took LSD I went to Disneyland and I remember learning that trees notice us when I got noticed by a tree outside of the bathroom in Dowtown Disney. I can’t explain it any other way than the energy of noticing something is there. It noticed me.

If I’m friends with someone you don’t like, and you’re also my friend, and you’re thinking of not being my friend because of who I’m friends with, I think you have the right idea and we should not be friends. I will disappoint you.

Just reminding everyone that Jungle is the greatest musical act in the world

I was today years old when I realized it’s the Caliente sisters and the Frio brothers bc hot & cold

Experienced the best cup of coffee I’ve ever had at 17 years old and have spent my life since then chasing that dragon. But what could ever compare to freshly made Turkish coffee from a street cart in Istanbul after you’ve spent the majority of a rainy April day wandering the streets getting soggy?

Just a girl getting her first tattoo this week 😈

I have a playlist just called “god” and it’s songs that make me see god

Here we come Palm trees Through the dust I see In your love I'm free

Good morning sluts

One of my coworkers is leaving, and it’s not the one I hate. ☹️

Building up my tolerance for last minute plans because I want to be a better friend

It makes perfect sense I’d be into vinyl house DJs when I’m the daughter of a hardcore techno vinyl DJ

Good morning sluts

Nothing gets me to lock tf in like Hot Since 82 does

This toothache is really getting in the way of me living an erotic life

Unfortunately I have the power of Mercury on my side and you all are going to suffer the consequences of it.