NEW: Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

Cheers to @brianboone.bsky.social and @vulture.com for including my book, John Candy: A Life In Comedy, on your Best Comedy Books of 2025. Is that a number one beside it? Further thanks for kindly noting my book’s celebration of humanity and the empathy of comedy. @houseofanansi.bsky.social

This is because Nate Silver has 300K subscribers on Substack and Heather Cox Richardson has 2.7M. Mediocre men CAN'T STAND successful women, and even blame them for their own failures. Pathetic.

My campaign is now getting third graders fired up about the Geneva Conventions.

DOJ has sued Maine, Oregon, California, Michigan, Minnesota, New York, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Washington, Delaware, Maryland, New Mexico, Rhode Island, and Vermont for access to its most sensitive voter data. My firm has moved to intervene in 10 of those cases. We are working on the last 4.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

We spent weeks on the potential harm a wrapped sandwich does to a bulletproof vest. Meanwhile, folks are getting shot in the face for exercising their 1st Amendment rights. news.bloomberglaw.com/white-collar...

In honor of Tom Stoppard & his screenwriting work on this film - For this week's #ThursdayFilmRec 🗃️🎥🍿🎬 #HATM Watch (or Rewatch) this fun, classic film starring Harrison Ford AND Sean Connery: "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989) - Dir. Steven Spielberg www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagm...

Police officer domestic violence is a structural failure—not just the isolated misconduct of "a few bad apples."

Calling the press “fake news” is harmful. Calling them “seditious, perhaps even treasonous” for publishing reporting is something else entirely. Treason is a capital crime. Suggesting journalists should face it for exercising their First Amendment rights and doing their jobs is dangerous.

It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.

Release the Epstein files. Release the Jan. 6 documents. Lock up the war criminals. Abolish the ICE Gestapo. Lock up the felon.

BREAKING: At one point, the Pentagon considered sending boat strike survivors to CECOT torture prison in El Salvador to avoid discovery in US courts. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

Magnoli Props Reveals New Ghostbusters Inspired Slimer Green Relic and First Look at Spates Catalog Add-on: ghostbustersnews.com/2025/12/09/m...

BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...

Congressional investigations are likely the ONLY accountability this administration will face. Bondi won't arrest anyone. US officials can't be tried at the Hague. And even if we get a new AG in 2029, Trump is going to pardon everyone. These midterms are crucial for accountability.

♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”

The world knows they have them; release the Epstein files now.

“It confirms what we already knew — this was not about public safety, it’s about stoking chaos and fear and terrorizing communities,” said state Sen. Royce Duplessis.

Today we remember the thousands of Americans who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor 84 years ago. Nearly half of those lost were aboard the USS Arizona, and I remember what a moving experience it was when Gabby and I visited the memorial. We’ll never forget their sacrifice.

"The day that will live in infamy" has mostly died of neglect.

RELEASE THE FULL GODDAMN EPSTEIN FILES NOW ALREADY.

Need to hear some beauty. youtu.be/EKkzbbLYPuI?...

More of this nationwide please!

CARTOON OF THE DAY

I was told by a reporter in October that the White House was looking to prosecute me because I stood against their inhumane agenda. Days later, they did exactly that. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Ghostbusters Give Back Campaign Surpasses $250,000 Charitable Goal: ghostbustersnews.com/2025/12/05/g...

NEW: Pete Kegseth's "Fog of war, we didn't see them" line is a load of BS. The Pentagon knew there were survivors and murdered them. apnews.com/article/trum...

@governorwalz.mn.gov You need to hold them accountable. When they blatantly violate people's rights and the law it is up to you to either remain passively silent or order the police to do their jobs and arrest them. Which is it gonna be?

O'Hara: "There's folks that are masked, they may be kidnapping people. We have had those reports. The community should know that if you see something like that, you should call 911. Let's not forget -- we very recently had tragedy in this state by someone who was purporting to be law enforcement."

Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban. WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.

Some in the Democratic Party want to you think we must choose between social justice and economic populism. Rubbish. The only path forward is embracing both.

Remember Thomas Jacob Sanford, the Iraq veteran who burned up a Mormon Church in September? Remember Nigel Edge, the Iraq veteran sniper who shot up a bar from his boat in Cape Fear, also in September? Keep track of how differently we speak of them than Rahmanullah Lakanwal.

"… in the present instance, it was perfectly clear to the accused that killing defenceless people in the life-boats could be nothing else but a breach of the law. As naval officers by profession they were well aware …."

Yes we have a problem with it along with members of your own party.

In case you needed even more motivation to vote in the Midterm elections... #AccountabilityIsComing

This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President! This 👇

I have not forgotten about the Epstein files. Have you?

As we gather with friends and family to reflect, here’s what I’m grateful for — and why I fight for it every day.

A reminder: Trump 1.0 ordered the Afghanistan withdrawal, and Trump 2.0 granted the shooter asylum this past April. Trump 2.0 also dismantled the joint terrorism task force, and gutted our national security apparatus.

Called it.

Here's the initial report from the Marimar Martinez shooting. Lots in here we now know to be bullshit. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.

The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words: “Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.” That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.