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Why didn’t the dad want to have kids? He was worried that he would pass on the gene for Huntington’s disease.

In high school, my two closest friends and I called ourselves "the Beastie Boys" because everytime I said something they'd scream the last word of the sentence in unison with me for some reason.

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They’re watching “Maude.”

The Orb. It has taken control of my left hand. The Orb shall use my own left hand to destroy me. And so I dart unnaturally to the right. To avoid it. Contorting my body in an uncomfortable manner. But alas, The Orb. It has taken me. It has drained me of life, and color. I am Abscence now.

Release the Cut of “Garden State” where the song Natalie Portman says will change your life is “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)”

Hacks hack: Be Jean Smart-smart and put on your Hacks Slacks, made with Jean Smart’s Smart Jeans technology, which utilize Jean Smart’s smart genes to make the jeans smart.

I am the man in the Major League Baseball logo. Forever I hold my bat aloft. My arms: jellied, full of pain. The ball, it never moves. Hanging in the air. Teasing me. And yet I feel the need to swing. I must swing. The ball will come. The ball does not come. This Is Hell.

Spam text or Smiths song?