Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

One year ago.

I managed to get a lot of writing done this morning without seeing what nonsense SCOTUS is up to. * opens Bluesky * Oh, FFS.

Ossoff: The president has been humiliated on the world stage. Many Americans are increasingly concerned about his stability and his capacity for the office. It’s deeply distressing to Americans to see a president so incompetent attempting and failing to represent the nation.

BREAKING: Republican legislative leaders in Georgia reject the governor's call for 2028 redistricting, making the decision during a special session.

It's Cool As Hell that Charles Oakley got to witness the Knicks win a title in person in San Antonio — but only because James Dolan, that dolt, still won't let him back in the Garden.

“This life isn’t perfect. But there are perfect moments.” NBA commentator Mike Breen. #KnicksinFive

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

The least Trump could do is call Adam Silver and ask him to find the Knicks 5 more points

Spike Lee's Knicks jersey is signed by Pope Leo ✍️

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

BIG KNICKS ENERGY.!!

SCOTUS would invoke Purcell for a school board race scheduled in 2028 if it meant benefiting Republicans.

Ossoff: This is what small men like Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller will never understand—that our national greatness flows not through our blood or our genes, but through our ideas.

BREAKING: Late last night, a federal court overturned a restrictive New Hampshire voter registration law that could have disenfranchised thousands. We challenged this law in court and won, because these unnecessary laws don't safeguard our elections — they just make it harder for people to vote.

The Knicks winning it will close the portal to Hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016

We owe all that we have to the selfless Americans, in our own generation and back through time to the Founding, who gave their lives defending our nation.

We’re approaching the final stretch!

Polls are open! Call the Voter Protection Hotline if you have any questions: 888-730-5816

SUBWAY SERIES SECURED IN QUEENS 🗽 #LGM | #MetsWin

Today’s the last day of Early Voting in Georgia! You can vote at any Early Voting site in your county. Don’t forget to vote for Miracle Rankin and Jenn Jordan for Supreme Court, and Will Wooten for Court of Appeals.

Aye, Georgia, early voting ends on Friday and the primary is on Tuesday. The Supreme Court election is on this ballot. It is not a primary, the winners are installed as judges. Go. Vote.

Happy 10 Year Anniversary of Bartolo Colon hitting a home run to everyone who celebrated youtu.be/OVFsq9FQBlc?...

State supreme court justices play a critical role in defending your rights and freedoms, which is why the election happening in Georgia right now is so important. Make sure you have a plan to vote for Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin.

Warnock: "I know that there are those who are tired of the remedy. I'm tired of racism. I think it's a strange position to be more concerned about the medicine than you are about the malady."

Joel Embiid

This is Trump's Supreme Court.

Virginia just became the first state in the South to guarantee up to 12 weeks of paid family and medical leave. Elections have consequences—and some of them can be pretty great! www.12onyourside.com/2026/04/24/p...

Georgia! Early Voting for the Primary starts tomorrow. You can vote at any early voting site in your county. Check MVP (link attached) for locations and hours. Questions or issues? Call our Voter Protection Hotline: 888-730-5815

you’ve got it sir, such FAKE NEWS,

Virginia is for triggering my anxiety

Mike Brown has no idea what timeouts are for

There's only one thing left for the Mets to do: sacrifice Grimace to the sea gods at second base during the 7th inning of their next home game.

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week. Don’t worry—no one showed up. The stadium was empty.

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

It’s Election Day. If you run into any issues voting — questions about your polling place, problems at the polls, anything at all — call 888-730-5816 immediately. Every vote counts. Make sure yours does. #GA14

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

This man has the brain scramblies

Four-byline alert: 🚨 “.. A broker for Pete Hegseth, the US defence secretary, attempted to make a big investment in major defence companies in the weeks leading up to the US-Israeli attack on Iran, according to three people familiar with the matter.” www.ft.com/content/744e...

That’s a vintage Mets loss

3-RUN HOMER FOR ROBERT JR. 💥

Atlanta is showing up to say no ICE, no war, No Kings. #NoKings

Kash Patel rn

The SAVE America Act is a disaster for democracy and I'm not going let it get passed into law. Are we seriously going to ask rural seniors to buy a $165 passport and drive miles and miles to register to vote in person?

Think voting doesn’t matter? 766 votes.

They are trying to replicate the procedural tactics segregationists once used to block civil rights, this time to take our rights away.

“[There are no British actors nominated tonight]… a British spokesperson said, ‘well at least we arrest our pedophiles.’” — Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars  opening monologue.