In a way, it’s nice to know that the Trump administration feels the same way about me as I feel about them.

People are going to make the day it happens a national holiday

Key’s down the hall less than one period into Slavin’s first game back? We really can’t have shit in Carolina, huh? #CarolinaCulture

Theoretically, everyone deserves the right to do what they want to their own bodies. But in practice, these laws lead to further devaluation of disabled lives. They invariably lead to people choosing MAID because they can't afford healthcare, cajoled into this cheaper choice by an uncaring system.

Don’t get your hopes up, she’s just recovering from surgery to make her mouth even bigger. By the time she’s done, she’ll be able to unhinge her jaw and completely swallow the chickens they throw into her enclosure.

Having a goalie that can steal a win hits like crack. #CarolinaCulture

Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.

Imagine being the team that put Brandon Bussi on waivers. #CarolinaCulture

I am brimming with holiday spirit

You will be visited by three spirits.

congratulations to Rand Paul on inventing *checks notes* single payer healthcare

When people call for members of the Trump administration and ICE to be punished en masse, it’s not just about avenging their wrongs. It’s about deterring the next crop of bastards by showing them what happens to people who treat human beings like this.

If you’re making anything on Bolsonaro, it needs to be a House-style disease-of-the-week medical drama.

God, #AbuDhabiGP is just straight-up ass as a season finale. Wish they’d go back to having it end in Brazil. #F1

Bussi > Jussi #CarolinaCulture

Heated Rivalry has been out for less than two weeks and the entire Canes crowd is already on their feet cheering for bussy. #CarolinaCulture

This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir

Putting a fuckin’ dent in that tonight. #CarolinaCulture

Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through

Congrats raffle guy, now lace up and report to the Canes bench. This team needs someone who can put a puck away. #CarolinaCulture

It’s called the PowerBall Power Play because the odds are the same. #CarolinaCulture

Freddie Andersen, congratulations on a long and distinguished career and we wish you the best in retirement. #CarolinaCulture

Attacking or at best showing indifference to rising stars like Zohran, praising Trump on immigration… Democrats, are y’all absolutely sure this is your guy?

FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan

Freddie Andersen, thank you for your service but I don’t think I need to see you play any more games this year if Kooch and Bussi are both healthy. #CarolinaCulture

- The Wooten Brothers (best show I’ve ever seen, and it’s not close) - Sleep Token - VOLA - Poppy - Tune-Yards

One of these with “Byrne” on the back would go

Turing failed to consider whether a human thinking a machine is sentient might actually be a sign that the human isn't intelligent rather than the machine being intelligent.

Really wish our guys hadn’t hesitated and got straight to beating his ass before the zebras intervened. #CarolinaCulture

You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. (This tracks, and also I’m fine with it)

They can’t let us get Slavin back, because the second this whole team is healthy it’s over for you hoes. #CarolinaCulture

We’re boiling the planet and demolishing thousands, maybe millions of people’s livelihoods in large part because the least funny, least clever, least creative people in the entire world deeply resent everyone who actually is any of those things.

On one hand, gaping in horror at members of our government just flat-out saying they’re going to deliberately start a war for oil. On the other, quietly remembering that their unprompted public confessions will be useful when the time comes to convene the tribunals.

i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.

I was just midway through typing something snarky about us always shooting directly into the crest on the goalie’s jersey. So, you’re welcome. #CarolinaCulture

I’m not saying that if we elected hundreds of charming socialists and kept putting them in a room with Trump, it would save American democracy with 100% certainty. I just think we ought to look into it.

I loved his arm. I hated the idea of an intruder therein.

Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians

The Republican Party—not just the electeds, but the voters too—has abandoned any pretense of commitment to democracy and the rule of law, and if they are not marginalized by any means necessary we are going to lose both of those things, to the extent they even still exist.

Pleased to hear Andrew Tate has been “hyperliquidated,” albeit somewhat disappointed to learn that that word doesn’t quite mean what you’d hope.

The way things are trending now, if the Democrats did this unironically they’d win the next election by Ba’ath Party-esque margins.

um. If this is what you're reaching for as a *comforting* comparison...

Relax guys, they only did this because if you looked directly at the jobs numbers you’d melt like those guys in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Presumably on account of how good they are.

I’m always saying this. #CarolinaCulture