Would love to hear Rubio’s thoughts on exactly what should be done to government officials who send unaccountable armed thugs to shoot and abuse protesters.

Started, going, etc. #SoundTheSiren

The Last Jedi is the second best film after Empire.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

The gloves have come off #SoundTheSiren

Good afternoon, Raleigh, let’s set the fuckin’ tone. #SoundTheSiren

whole states have stopped their election processes faster than the Biden administration was able to respond to an opinion that had already been leaked months earlier. i don't mean this as a random jab; republicans just understand power in a way that dems do not.

Hot take: just give him the ballroom, as a busy box he can play with for the rest of his term so he doesn’t fuck anything else up. Then the next Democratic president should ceremonially dynamite the thing on Inauguration Day.

Every Republican elected official is a policy failure.

Another day, another entry in the “Tech Billionaires Are Not Meaningfully Human” file

the six conservatives on the supreme court should come to work in klan robes tomorrow

Wake up, new Bobson Dugnutt just dropped

Uh oh, looks like some of my own files contain hidden threats to go back in time and kill the President during his first term.

This is (partly) why in the long run the GOP needs to be banned. A certain percentage of American voters might as well be livestock. If you put the poisonous slop in front of them, they’re gonna eat it, and the only way to get them to stop is to not allow it into their trough in the first place.

This reads like it was written by a first-year law student, and not a particularly bright one. Even leaving the politics completely aside, I couldn’t imagine signing my name to this and filing it in federal court.

Not so much “failing to meet the moment” as “getting a restraining order against the moment so it can’t come within 1000 feet of you.”

By this same logic, Donald Trump bears direct personal responsibility for the murder of Melissa Hortman, the assault on Paul Pelosi, the guy who showed up armed at the Obamas, the attempted pipe bombing of several prominent Democrats, the January 6th rioters who assaulted cops, and many many more.

Any Democrat unwilling to commit to impeachment and prosecution of Trump and his goons is telling you “I think all of this is good and want it to happen again.” Jeffries should lose both his leadership post and his seat, and every other quisling Democrat needs to follow him straight out the door.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

Idk, if I sucked so much that even the most normal, white-bread lib imaginable is inspired to take up a shotgun and come after me, I would simply consider being less of a piece of shit. Skill issue.

So are #GoSensGo gonna send somebody to go pick this guy up, or

Hallsy might just be the most hated man in Ottawa right now. #CarolinaCulture

Okay, fuck this. We’re up 3-0 on the series, don’t even need to try to win this game. Let’s shorten some careers. #CarolinaCulture

At this point I’d just like to see Deslauriers do something that will probably get him sussied at least through the next series. #CarolinaCulture

Fucking ref show. Too bad it was Niki hurt, or else I’d want him to fire a clapper straight into a zebra’s teeth. #CarolinaCulture

Who’s ready for a Conversation? #CarolinaCulture

They’ve finally figured out the reason Iran isn’t going well: troops aren’t sick enough.

The 2013 Red Bull #f1 car had a bootleg quasi-traction control system that worked more or less by modulating KERS deployment based on rear suspension load.

#CarolinaCulture Folks,

Puck. Don’t. Lie. #CarolinaCulture

#CarolinaCulture So is the strategy to wear a hole in the back of Ullmark’s glove, or

#CarolinaCulture Folks,

Whoever decided playoffs were the right time to close this many restrooms in the Lenovo Center can eat my entire ass. #CarolinaCulture

They better hope they made this abomination impervious to Storm Brew, because if it pulls up to 334 I’m beering that mf with extreme prejudice. #CarolinaCulture

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

Koochie’s back? LET’S. FUCKING. GO. #CarolinaCulture

Imagine if the driver’s window rolls down and it’s Sidney Crosby

The thing about Jarvis is, he always tries to roll it in. #CarolinaCulture

The allegations against Eric Swalwell are serious and deeply disturbing. He should end his campaign for California Governor and resign from Congress.

25th amendment

Say what you will about the Tkachuks, but it’s nice to see a family having fun together.

“And believe us, we’d know.”

I’d be okay with the license plates if they just replaced it with this

Israel is the nation-state equivalent of a rabid dog, and if the idea of doing the decent thing still makes some people a little too queasy, at the very least we should all be able to agree to stop sharpening its teeth.

Thanks, Jesus! #CarolinaCulture

anyone assisting trump with his evil plans should get nuremberged to the fullest extent of the rope

In case I have any Army generals following me, it’s pronounced “hoon-ta”. Military “hoon-ta”. Don’t let your fear of pronouncing words out loud that you’ve only read in text stop you from bringing up important conversations.