You would not believe your eyes

lmfao I'm still insufferable for teachers I need to get better at paying attention

Spelling najmies in an intuitive way in english orthography is so fucking hard

you would not believe your eyes

I really wished pop-culture wasn't politics lmao

Ish thanche, jee gij beet

Pieter, the part ish her

you would not believe your eyes

Rule 63: Genderbent characters Rule 34: Porn Rule 69: What I am going to do to Ronald McDonald tonight.

Does this mean that grimace is a woman

When I see "chronically offline" I feel pain it makes sense through analogy but in isolation it doesn't make sense

You would not believe your eyes

"we're living in the worst timeline" mfers when yaoi exists

Something that annoys me is when someone pretends that all stereotypes are wrong.

I say "froke out" pretty frequently to the point it's normal to me but when someone comments on it, it's like "here we go again" type shit.

They call me the shitter of assen but they forget I am the shitter of ass in

Sometimes I see a trans girl on this website with 4tranner brainworms and I'm like man...

You would not believe your eyes

You would not believe your eyes

I like to think less

Daily affirmations: I can finish this project before starting another. I will not start another project before finishing this one. This project will be completed and then others can be later. This project is now, other project is later. Other projects are cool but your current project is really cool

I just had borguir and I have to say borguir is very yum yum

you would not believe your eyes

You would not believe your eyes

Something I find very funny when I was younger is that I would often rant about how there wasn't a good gender neutral singular pronoun and that would piss my grandmother off because trans bad I guess but the thing about that is I didn't know trans people existed lmfao

there are four colours of car, black, silver, white, and that brown one

I know someone who will just put a pronounciation of something on wiktionary just because I say something a certain way my whole life but the pronounciation may or may not be giga uncommon

If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.

La 'Terreto nenion forgesaŭs

shout out to all my respectful gooners lmao

If i… if i chop you up in a meatgrinder… and

I genuinely despise internet culture so fucking much, but I am forced to be a part of it because how else am I gonna socialize? I'm stuck here no IRL social life I can't do nothin' can't like walk to town or some shit. That takes 6 hours the internet is all I got

ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you

Well I tell you what(doesn't tell you what)

You would not believe your eyes

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

ottawa-valley wotd: streal/streil • from Irish straille ('untidy one') Noun - a messy or untidy person - a slut, a whore #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

Meow

You would not believe your eyes

Welcome to Texas. Just saw a woman with enormous lips wearing a shirt that said Ban Assault Vaccines.

they're doing this to me tomorrow

protoindoeuropeu voce sempre sera a conlang mais bizarra do mundo

I knew this guy that was like maybe 28? and to him like people in a similar age range are like the same age so like 13 14 15 and 16 are the same age to him ig. Another thing is since my voice isn't extremely masculine he perceived me as younger than I actually am.

Something I didn't expect about getting older is like just like older people get surprised or like feel weird that you've gotten older it also feels weird when like someone you knew that was like how you imagined to be in their 20's is now in their 30's

Something I didn't expect about getting older is like just like older people get surprised or like feel weird that you've gotten older it also feels weird when like someone you knew that was like how you imagined to be in their 20's is now in their 30's

You would not believe your eyes