ottawa-valley wotd: slippy (superlative: 'slippiest') Adjective, Adverb - slippery > ciarefull ye nou, oor walkway's slippy deday. #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.

You ever see a post that you think is funny and you wanna repost it but you know it will give one of your oomfs psychic damage so you backtrack on it.

from the wikimedia commons category "damaged computer hardware"

help her, she is trapped

ottawa-valley wotd: streal/streil • from Irish straille ('untidy one') Noun - a messy or untidy person - a slut, a whore #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: ben /bɛn/ • from Old English 'binnan' Preposition - inside Noun - interior - living-room #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

Shine Nicki Ault 2024

Zohran says you’re trans now

americans agiane failin te grasp we auny care abut deir shitass politics caus we hafte. anyway zohran W ✨

"How Do Adventurers Die?" Source: QuestBusters, March 1988.

11. The Choir.

Looking to hire a Nerdy Cock-worshiping Cumslut for long term throat usage. Glasses not required. Depraved degenerates strongly urged to apply. 50,000 to 75,000 kisses a year salary with cum bonuses based on performance. #hentai #yiff #porn #nsfw #nsfwrp #erp #hiring

ottawa-valley wotd: soaker /sóːkər/ • 'soak' + '-er' (noun suffix) Noun - the condition of being soaked, especially after falling into a body of water > She goan trickortreatin i' de rain an caught de soaker. #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

Tompouce is difficult to eat

BARS

I know your kink.

ottawa-valley wotd: rone/rhon /roːn/, /rɔn/, /ruːn/ Noun (pl. rones) - gutter, eavestrough > De sterlins nestin i' de rhones agiane. #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: inner /ɪ́nər/ Verb, Interrogative - 'isnt it', particularly of abstract or uncountable referents > She's reyht blowin o' de warmer days, inner? #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: rhubarb /rɪ́wbarb/, /-bɛrb/ Noun - ditch; channel by a road or path to direct water, vehicles, and other stray objects > saw he slid off 'n hit de rhubarb #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

The horse does not concern itself with wether or not the facts were verified by independent fact checkers.

my love language: 指差確認称呼 (pointing, confirming, calling out)

Canadian colours #ottawavalley #Lanark

ottawa-valley wotd: kitlin /kɪ́tlɪn/ • diminutive kit ('cat') + -lin (-ling) Noun - a kitten > 'tis a kitlin ciatt! #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: sailor's deleyht /sɛːlərʒ dɪlɛ́jt/, /-líːt/ Noun - warm glow in the sunset which shines like a precious metal > Seen de sky? sailor's deleyht des neyht! #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

Only if it's just the apron

ottawa-valley wotd: chi/shi /ɕiː/, /ɕɪ(j)/ • from French 'charivari' Noun - a noisy concert - a metalhead, a rocker > dinnet see er a' de chi isnou #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics #montreal

ottawa-valley wotd: bass-ackards /ba(ː)s akərdʒ/ • variation of 'ass-backwards' Adjective, Adverb - fucked-up, twisted, confused, distorted > she's gettin bass-ackards t'neyht #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: crosst d' lein /krɔst d(ə) lejn/ Positional-phrase - across a border > we's headed crosst d' lein temurrou #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: chipfrys /tɕɪpfrejʒ/ Noun - potato chips or fries > let's gaw fur chipfrys! #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

Autumn in Algonquin Arthur Lismer 1914

ottawa-valley wotd: dou /dɵw/, /dʊ(w)/ Noun - a dove or pigeon > de d' dous awwes cry like des? #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics #scotstober

date idea: Dating

ottawa-valley wotd: fennson /fɛ́nsən/ • from 'venison' Noun - meat of wild deer Adjective - formed of venison > de ye want som fennson patties? we have extra #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: whilies Noun - a while > i may jist stay out fur a whilies den #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: byre /bejr/, /bɛːr/, /biːr/ • from Old English 'bȳre' Noun - a shed or stable to hold livestock, generally cows or horses > i drove a truck here fur the ciattle-byre in Beachwood ..fur the first year we were married eh? #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: mooses Noun - dialectal plural of 'moose' > oi, look at de mooses der! #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

gin yer feelin hardly gay turn yer eirs owr essa-way why at neyht must-shud we play? wit att we lose on passin day when de moon dus bring her leyht chills frill frosts o fluttered freyht worried sick o mebbes an meyhts i cannet mek mi wrongs fro reyhts #ottawavalley #dialect #language #scotstober

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ottawa-valley wotd: boarpig • elaboration of boar and pig Noun - a swine, especially one of greater weight and lesser domestication > an he wes chased out bi de boarpig! #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: pollywag/polliwag /pɔ́lɪwag/ • alteration of poll ('head') + wiggle, equivalent to poll+ie+wag Noun - a tadpole - a child > can't ye ciatch a pollywag? #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: toadfrog & frux Noun (toadfrog, taudfrux) - a toad or frog, when the distinction is not considered necessary Noun (frux) - a frog #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: mool & moolie Adjective| mool • from Irish & Gaelic maol (hornless) - hornless - 'unamused' Noun| moolie • mool+ie. related to Yola moolyogue, Ulster-Scots moulleen & the name McMillan - a hornless cow/ungulate - an idiot #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

Concerned orange. 🍊 Photo from my collection, 1967.

ottawa-valley wotd: sannich /sánɪtɕ/ • variant of 'sandwich' Noun - foodstuff between bread - an enclosure of 3 parts Verb - to make a 'sandwich' of > d’ye want a sannich? #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: mays'ell /mɛjzɛl/, /mɛ(ː)zɛl/, /-əl/ • univerbation of "may as well" Modal Verb - may as well; should, ought-to, better > well, ye mays'ell pour et off. #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics

ottawa-valley wotd: toad in d'hol /tóːd ɪn d (h)ɔl/ • local form of "toad in the hole", likely after a same-named sausage dish Noun - toast with an egg fried into the centre. known elsewhere by names such as "egg in a nest" #ottawavalley #dialect #language #canada #linguistics