[REDACTED] hears you and starts wandering after you to see what you think about them trying Whole30 to figure out their IBS triggers

I am curmudgeoningly adopting some coding tools but hot damn “I’m not in denial, I’m in open rebellion” is a banger of a line about anything

The president is not sane.

Never have I been quite so convinced that he's battling something.

roses are red, violets are funky,

I get queasy on this subject because I worry I’m veering into reactionary stances, but: there is fairly little in our minds (and worlds) that can’t be plied with some chemistry, and I do worry it’s contributing to violently desperate searching for meaning on purely subjective terms

Hi, Barbara.

me leaving the function early

This whole situation is as unconditional and impeachable as possible. The President does not hold the power to levy taxes nor the power to distribute funds

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

making Trump publicly jump up and down screaming "MODS MODS MODS HE DIDN'T DO THE QUO" is quite possibly the singular laudatory thing that only Henry Cuellar could achieve

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

We're at James Bond villain level here with the Hegseth stuff

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

Yep, the Supreme Court really is just a House of Lords—a purely political branch with bizarre veto power, wielded capriciously and without accountability. Time for massive reform.

King shit (derogatory)

Outflanked by BILL KRISTOL. I just do not get how you misread the moment like this.

How do I tell my cat he’s really harshing my vibe by aggressively headbutting while I’m try to fall asleep to 40k lore videos

Absent spending on AI, the U.S. is actually in a recession, confirms new report from OECD. “People keep wondering why the employment market is weak, but the economy somehow chugs along. This is why.“ paulkedrosky.com/ex-ai-capex-...

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

America is extraordinarily radical in that there are tons of different ethnic groups here, and we not only generally get along with each other, but the law treats us all equal equally, and we all do the same shit like eat fried butter. What MAGA dares to ask is: what if we didn’t

It’s critical to view the politics of a declining united states as those of a petro state

Are we talking about the same Dick Jones?

The family room furniture huddled in the corner of the apparently 30’ wide living area like they’re afraid

Ok, here’s the play. Get DoD “lethality” funding to train potential recruits. Pitch new immersive war lazer facilities to Battlefield players who won’t shut up about “realism”. Players fatigue, realize war is hard, enthusiasm for hot conflict cools, reinvest in Hydro Thunder stations in each lobby

it is absolutely unbelievable how complaining about water has somehow obliterated every real harm

The cat came to cuddle me after the first night of hosting family We might make it through this

Someone a few minutes ago just liked this Andor post by me from May, so I'm reposting it:

Hit it!

The closest I’ve felt to pity for this asshole. What a miserable person

It’s really something that our elite crisis reaches a boil that it’s concentrating the strains of status anxiety and horny omertà

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

Excel is the most popular programming language in the world 🥲

Back on the diet and an English muffin with peanut butter and banana just bowled me over, what a time

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

We’re really discounting the likelihood that we discovered a real-ass vampire and killed him when he amassed too much power And that’s why we should all watch Bram Stoker’s Dracula every spooky season

Just watched an influencer decorate their spouse’s PC battle station with fussy Christmas decorations and I am experiencing a new type of alienation

Tried to slightly scale a weeknight recipe to use up some old lentils while half-paying attention, which is how I now have a full gallon of daal

trvth orbital kinetic strike

When It Happens I honestly wanna know how they’re gonna handle the whole makeup situation for the viewing

Only one thing could make this night even better

Wu really has a knack for seeming incredibly cynical and incredibly stupid at the same time

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZOHRAN MAMDANI

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney