TOKYO JUNGLE CRISPY'S/PLAYSTATION C.A.M.P. / SCE JAPAN 2012 PLAYSTATION 3

the library copy of the communist manifesto i borrowed was like 90% underlined in pencil part of me was like "cmon man dont fuckin do that in a library book" but another was like "so true"

this is the ONLY annotation the previous owner made in my second-hand copy of the Sonnets

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed https://theonion.com/at-no-point-while-rewatching-every-planet-of-the-apes-does-it-occur-to-man-he-might-be-depressed/

Just remembered I got really stoned and made exactly one TikTok video over a year ago and then never logged in again lol

i recently added caffeine back into my diet if youre wondering why 50% of my posts are about my tummy hurting

recreational pepto bismol

cant stop thinking about / listening to the soundtrack from 28 years later

new purple pikmin felt! my favourite pikmin type 💜

(finally feeling better after an entire morning of acid reflux) time for lunch im thinking 5-8 pickled onions

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im drinking GOLD

if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit

first client today used the word "degenerate" in casual conversation but the last was an enormous goth who asked my pronouns. real rollercoaster of a friday, gang

begging americans to actually read the documents they are RTing. the royal failson's been arrested for divulging private governmental & financial information not noncing lol

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

Hungry, hungry guillotine

the internet is a great place to spend 24+ hours seeing people engaging with some controversial document and then when you look at the document yourself it's an eight-year-old's blog where they wrote "if i swallowed a grape whole without chewing it could i poop it out and wash it and eat it again"

told my boss i had an idea to draw a "walk-ins welcome" sign for da shop with like a barber pole surrounded by the flowers of the month and now i have to do that. piss.

the Generic Jazz House Playlist we often have on in the shop is ... fine, but there's a song that samples Spooky by Dusty Springfield and i experience heartache every single time i realise that it is not actually Spooky by Dusty Springfield

[guy who has played Twilight Imperium exactly once voice] cant stop thinking about twilight imperium, gang

my rule to not post mad being really tested by this stupid fucking cruel fucking island

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grizzly-kun homophobic moments

that's so weird, the game named after a eugenics pun is full of problems

strangers in da big city actually rule i was Visibly Crying On The Tube and someone gestured at me to take my headphones off to: tell me my American Werewolf shirt is sick

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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Bradford, West Yorkshire. 2026.

I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it!

sometimes it is helpful to skip over talking about my complicated anxiety reasons for something and simply say "got scared"

i used chatgpt in a moment of weakness once and that it spat out praise for how id phrased my question immediately made the "what the fuck am i DOING" part of my brain kick in

seeing the baristas have a bit of banter while i got my coffee this morning made me think "aw i miss that job" and it was a good 20 minutes before i thought: what?? no i fucking dont

#Caturday 🐱: #Cat Studies with Straight Lines Fig. 81 from _Design in Theory and Practice_ (NY, USA, 1910) by Ernest Allen Batchelder, p. 157: archive.org/details/desi... ℹ️ Ernest Allen Batchelder was a key figure in the American #ArtsAndCraftsMovement. #CatsInArt

Margot, queen of pretzels

think im gonna like this tattoo artist bc i asked him to design me a guillotine tattoo and he was like "there's already one in my flash"

I heard a loud thump and found this:

other barbers have left so i get to pick da tunes.... hope my last client today likes Stop Making Sense

its racism, op

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Peter McCarthy, 2001

weird experience to have someone say "you should try stand-up" as an adult bc i heard it a lot as a child to mean "are you... diagnosed?"

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

been stuck for something pithy to sticker around near Loathsome Terf Wizard Shit in my fair city but "ROWLING IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" solves that very cleanly

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