“It’s like bottom surgery for vore!” - Hiro Rokun

I don’t even want VRChat money, I just want to be able to make things without having the meteoric success of empty, scammy garbage shoved in my face, telling me that “Fun is dead, Old man!“

Please help VRChat see my post about fixing World Discovery by upvoting it. (It's as non-hostile as it can be) feedback.vrchat.com/feature-requ...

you ever see a motorbike and think “damn, that sure is a fuckable motorbike“

At risk of contempt-a-priori: Picking one of the first worlds uploaded to the platform, which has always benefitted from (otherwise totally unattainable and highly preferential) positioning on the worlds listing does not make a compelling “success story”.

I shan’t release smells at this time

in a mechanism similar to that which fuels the magic of christmas, the beliefs of millions of american teenagers have brought the russian sleep experiment to reality

Friend Shaped

say it 5 times fast: “US East Gooncave”

Barks robotically #art #artsky #illustration #darkart #mecha #werewolf #artistonbluesky

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

I see you have tried [---] But Have you tried being a dragon? Specifically a mechanical one? That may help with your issue.

if you like that one so much here is another really old Funny Fideo

[2018] - #alloart

*removing the NPU from my work computer and eating it*

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

*oozes a sticky black secretion that doesn't wash off with soap into your in-box* "D̷̨̢̲̥̦̯͔̜̹̱̘̝̣͙̙͎̜̫̠̣͛̈́͜͝͠ͅͅ ̵̡̡̡̨͎͕̰̻͚̠̺̠͔̦̖͚̹̙̳͈͓͍̳̩̝̞̪̤̥̹̜̗̦͎̙̤̞̱̘̄̈́͑̄̽̓̽͌̑͛̔͋̈́͠͠͝͝͝Ơ̵̳̄̃͛͊̿̈́̏̌̂̑̀̓̽̽́̃̊̋̓͑͒͒̊͒̏́͌̕͠ ̷̨̺̭̣̖̟̭̮̖̦̦̫̰͉̣̘̰̥͖̬̞̣͔̣̠̝͍̫͚̐̌̓̃͆͑̈́̓̿̕͜ͅC̵͈̄́̄̎̇̀̽̓͌̊̚̕ ̶̰̺͚̻͈͔͖̮͎͔̩͔̲̥̝͎̘̠̜͕͉͖͛̂̓͌̕͝͝Ū̷̧̢̨̢̝̥̰͇͚̤͚̰̠̱͉͙̟̥̤̹̠̲̥̰͇̲̘̿̈́̐́̈̄̏͌̈́̇̌͂̏͂̈́͗̈́͘͝ͅ ̶̛̛̜̰̼͖̳̜̳̀͂̒̀͋̔̌͂̓͌͋͛͘͠͠͝͠Ḿ̵̞̝̑̓́͒̀͛̏̍̔̑̀̀̄̓͋̇̇̈́̌́͂̔͘͠ ̶̡̨̧̢̧̬̰̱͙̙̫͎̟̞͔͔̺̙̹͚̪̰̺̟̻̂́̐̒͘͝ͅͅE̷̛̼͇̥͇͊̈̽́̔̔́̍̎̅̎̐̊͆͊̎̈̈̈̕̕͝ ̶̡̢̧̧̡̘͔̼̦͓̱̮̲̰̤̘̠̻̙̗͔̫̱̠͚̩̭̰̙̯͎̅̈́̍̌͆͆̓͆̉̈̐͂̂̐̄̔̐̈́̈́͂̒͐́́͒́͛̈͝͝͝Ǹ̷̬͙̫̞̓̎̏̾́͌́̓̋̅̾̅̐̀̌̃̔̅͋̓̾͋͂͐͂̅͒̉̈ ̵̨̢̧̧̼̦̣̥͓̰̜̼̲̺͈̪̘̺̤͎̣̙͓̟̪͖̲͓̳̭̜̝͎̘̺̈̿̈́̔̈́̔̇̍̓͐͒̈́̂̈̋͆̓̃̍̎̈́́̿̀́̚̕͠Ţ̵̥͈̮̙̻͍͓̯̰͈͓͂̇̉͗͂̒̇̌̾͑͛͆̇̿̒̃̕̕͘̚͘͜ͅ ̴̡̨̡̧͙̘̠̼̻͕̻̜̱̙͙̯̻̝̜̫̫͓̘̱̞͙̫͎͋̚͜Ş̷̧̬̪̜̬̯̺̼̯͕͈̹͔̮̼͖̘͍̼͆́̈́͋̈͒̌͂̉͠"

Get shoes and the Air Fryer to store them in

The weather forecast for the rest of the week is Ohio.

Eraserhead baby labubu

The worst game on VRChat looms...

I'm making the worst game on VRChat.

Any time someone brings up Code Lyoko the conversation IMMEDIATELY devolves into how huge their foreheads are & words lose all meaning

Reddit Feedcomber: "There is a post about 'teledildonics' in r/manualtransmissions" Me: Seems like more of an automatic thing to me but ok

“Player (Andrew Cuomo) just got Skibidized”

Andrew Cuomo should have to eat his campaign staffers as a condition of losing.

Neighbors be like: “Hear ye, whence the clock striketh the top o’ the houre, a fel rowe most repugnant there shall be. It is such that my wife, a woman of ill-repute shouldth be guffawed at by ye passers-by and comparedth to thine garden implement”

I can finally share the full version of my BUG-OUT segment from my 2022 Funny Rave set Track is «Rewind« by John Nieuwsma (bonezone/hell edit) used emulated NTSC visuals for the text intro and prior, then real composite mixing with my Panasonic WJ-AVE5 mixer

ROCK ISLAND RAILROAD SPACE PROGRAM

dark savior, magazine screenshot, in development, sega saturn (1995) 'instead of using cleverly drawn backdrops to create the pseudo-3d effect, polygons have been used to generate genuine 3d environments. and some impressive 3d monsters are set to appear in the game.' archive.org/details/Comp...

Getting re-wrapped, nailpolish finger emoji.png

The impossible has happened

Literally this close

they're doing this to me tomorrow

Let's visit FBL's new convention center and photoshoot zones :)

Up-vote my post asking VRChat to increase world download size for iOS... so I can put the QHB Airport on iOS. feedback.vrchat.com/feature-requ...

“What if we‘re the paperclip maximizers all along?” Asked while repeatedly mashing the “Turn Everything Into Ohio but Made of Paperclips” button with my peculiar, paperclippy appendage.

Finally. I can enable the gas pumps that players can drink out of (and stick into each other).

WOOHOO!! We did it!!!!! Our VRChat Spookality avatar was included in the winners listing!!! I worked as a team on the Signal Beast with @dekawolf.bsky.social and @scrunklestheminer.bsky.social 💚📺⚡ Clone it here: vrchat.com/home/avatar/...

Renault 5 - Renard (1982, France)

I found what was wrong with the elevators.

Every outage like AWS is a social experiment to see how much maintenance, expertise and institutional knowledge can be destroyed before things stop working entirely.

if diesel is so bad for you why do they make it look and taste like mountain dew