This (real) installation allows my character to burn as much (fictitious) oil as desired.

only 3 months remaining to get banned from Horizon Worlds for saying a dirty word.

Gotta creach so hard

*Smashes through door* If *I* dont accelerate this bathtub full of SPAM brand potted meat to 88.5 MPH by midnight, the Kentucky Meat Showers will never have happened!

🔷⛓️🌀🔷

(90’s Nick Gameshow Voice) “The game is simple. Calibrate one 200w solar panel without getting a sharp object penetrating your foot. Ready? Olmec?” Olmec: “Let’s Rock“

Kamen Rider: FEET

I'm a big fan of the balls outside of target stores

Usually I have to work to find unusual angles to each year’s Furality theme to employ for whatever train I make for the year, but this time it was just dropped right in front of me.

Anime fans in Italy will show you pictures of their home towns & it's just this.

Vrchat world menu suddenly looking full of variety like it did in 2022. Apparently Fish repelled all the spam away. Nature is healing.

Quickly, must return to form! (Think of something funny) Lotus 123’s upholstered software manual had better mouthfeel than Visicalc’s pillow-cover software manual.

VRChat FISH may be the best thing to happen to VRChat in years. FISH shows that large worlds full of content with emergent social spaces and social driving are not a vestige of the past.

Since VRChat is pretending to not notice the “secret sauce” of their best performing world release is group mobility and exploration of a physically large world. Please upvote my ancient feedback post about providing a vehicle-friendly alternative to VRCStation. feedback.vrchat.com/feature-requ...

“Never for ME to hawk someone’s tuah”

this is the best website invented www.youraislopbores.me

I’m feeling extremely rectangular today.

Shouldn’t have used the Mandella Effect Laser to something something. Guess what? The Beatles are French now.

If you're looking to find cake on Bluesky boy do I have news for you

“Seggs” is short for “Sex Eggs”

In America even advertisements have required lore. This means something to somebody

New disaster added: Now the AI can tell you to go outside to fix an antenna (which isn't actually there) and won't let you back in. Not because it "jeopardizes the mission", but because it doesn't think you actually exist anymore when you go outside.

Expect to see a few copies of this one submitted to the VRC World Jam this year: (also lol that it's on sale, Unity totally knows)

Sending a beam of pure, blistering fuckpower directly into my Waymo’s LIDAR tower, thus exploding its tiny little 12v charge controller like a frog with a straw up its bum

Day 3 of sharing from my backlog of art that I forgot to post here. I love that Dorugamon is said to be vicious due to influence from its beast data, so that's a key element of my oc from my story. ❤️

DEATH-X-DORUGAMON #digimon #デジモン

Some late night sketching of Dorugamon. 💕

”Hi! hello! So, We’re the Borg, there is no need to resist because we respect your biological and technological distinctiveness and believe in the democratization of being assimilated, which is why we ask that you please work with us on making your assimilation work for you as as best as possible.“

The infamous and charismatic “Waymo Gooner” strikes again.

If California is a “state of mind” then Prop 65 warnings are only harmful within the “imaginary” state of California, which doesn't exist. Anyway, welcome to my TedX talk on drinking all the shampoo in the house.

Every major metropolitan area deserves its own cryptid

PB&J

In the same way that People give names to their various and sundry body parts like “Steve” and “Arugula”, I too name my three cylinders “1”, “3”, and “4”.

Copper and Coal and Oilslicks #flightrising #frfanart

i guess that's one way to einstuerzende a neubauten bsky.app/profile/gaud...

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring jelq-o-phone

The “X antibody” makes me immune to Deepak Chopra

Now that VRC Space Jam 3 has been announced, it's time to deploy the Normie Wiggler.

*if* I was a creature resulting from reproduction and thus had a “biological father”, whom also had some shit opinions despite absolutely knowing better, I would be mad at them about it rn™️

a few dorus also from earlier this year #digimon

I am become plane