This is just as surreal to me as it is to Leona. This changed the trajectory of everything.

Forced to endure the toilet thoughts of Europeans who claim songs like A Little is a Little Too Much makes the new Helloween not a power metal album, while ignoring the existence of a songs like Perfect Gentleman. You cannot take the opinions of Wind Rose enjoyers seriously.

Saw someone post this unironically and I can't believe I've been notching out Peace and Enlightenment for years now

Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw

I liked it better whan it was the tour hammering home the importance of hanging on to the people who mean something in your life and not the latest round of political accelerationism.

People use this thing like a search engine. It is currently dictating public policy.

Everyone keeps talking about what’s “legal” like that matters anymore

Haven't posted much here on account of having way too many balls in the air right now, but the Owlbear tour starts in a week:

Calling your shows 'rituals' is just Naruto running for metal bands.

Epiphany: As much as I love Gundam, Macross protagonists are ultimateely more relatable for me because they by in large consistent of clueless neurodivergents who love giant robots and music and are incapable of interpreting the most blatant of signals from potential partners.

Returning to this account to say that if your profile picture on any social media platform on Al Gore's internet in 2025 involves you smoking a pipe you should be asked to leave. You are neither Sherlock Holmes nor J.R.R Tolkien, so exeunt, pursued by bear.

Purging all distraction and outside influence till I am reduced to an entity that does but four things - Writes his LANCER campaign, practices his band's music, paints miniatures and snuggles his cat.

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

Rolling up to my Lancer players with an opportunity for them to fight not just fascists, but fascists who believe in the divine right of kings, like:

Ah shit, here we go again. (I'm painting these, not playing them.)

Had an interaction witth someone insisting that Citadel makes the only true to metallic color metallic paints in all of miniature painting dom and I am again reminded that hell is other people with your special interest.

I'm sure this cover choice is totally innocuous and has nothing to do with the political leanings of half this band. Anyway, I am once again asking when we can stop pretending Exodus was good and bands can stop trying to remake Bonded by Blood

It's the 35th anniversary of Fire Emblem, so everyone should go listen to the song @katyvscary.bsky.social and @thel8299.bsky.social wrote about the first game. Strong opinions on Manaketes featured here. #FireEmblem

When 7 people ask you for a slot in your LANCER game, a system which can definitely not accommodate that many players.

When I described AC/DC as 'the dumbest band ever', people need to understand that this is a highly contextualized statement and can be mean 'Dumbest band ever (derogatory)' or 'Dumbest band ever (complimentary)' based on the circumstances.

Every time I decide "Hey, maybe I should engage in TTRPG communities' more and do even the most meagre bit of poking about a Discord, I realize why I do not engage TTRPG communities, because the discourse around game design and mechanics is x10 worse than Death Metal Elitist Discourse(tm).

Fuck the apartheid state of Israël. Absolutely disgusting freaks.

"Humans would do nothing without a profit motive." Tabletop roleplaying firmly disproves this - I just spent 3 hours making isometric maps for LANCER work in Foundry VTT.

I spoke with nearly two dozen creatives and publishers in the tabletop industry today. It's bad. It's real bad.

"They call us a band because thats what we have to wrap our stacks in" -Katheryn Scary, noted F-Zero Enthusiast

Is executing 15 paramedics & aid workers from short range and then burying them and the red crescent ambulance they were in in a mass grave a war crime? Surprise, surprise, the Western world would like you to think it depends on whether its Israel doing it again. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

"Every band chat is--" Listen if the Owlbear band chat ever leaks the only thing we risk getting cancelled for is having had it set to the Sabrina Carpenter theme for four months

🎉 NEW ARTICLE! 🎉 http://www.workingcl... Dr. Christina Hotalen (drchristinah.bsky.social) was not best pleased with Gladiator II. In this article she takes a look at the flaws, foibles, and faux pas in the film, examining its potential as an ideologically-driven story that panders to the right.

Tucker of @throneofironmetal.bsky.social and I got to talk briefly about the intersection of tabletop RPGs and heavy metal, which is honestly something I could go on forever about, unsurprisingly.

Seems a good time to repost this. Stop with your ChatGPT Ghiblification nonsense, you clowns.

The Trump admin. has detained and revoked the visa of Tufts graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk. Last year, she coauthored a piece arguing for “the equal dignity and humanity of all people,” including Palestinians. www.tuftsdaily.com/article/2024...

For those of you who missed my stream earlier this week, I released a full cover on Youtube of me singing Millennium Quest by @hibriaofficial live. Absolutely killed it! I highly recommend ya'll check it out! #hibria #millenniumquest #quest #powermetal #speedmetal #gottagofast #gothmommy #fast

This is honestly surreal to see.

When you have to fight the bladesword

Our custom dice arrived. They are enormous. This is glorious.

If a solarpunk, antifascist TTRPG with emergent character creation, guerrilla-style tactical combat, and a hopeful view of collective resistance sounds up your street, join the launch party:

Hp Lovecraft you are a whiny bitch you saw an Italian dude once and it broke your mind, I have to read the world's most powerful and richest men's misanthropic toilet thoughts every day, full throttle non stop and I keep on trucking

Aloy's story is about fighting back against the apocalyptic effects of hubristic tech CEOs whose greed and short sightedness destroyed civilization

Way too late to the party on this one, but considering the CEO of Hasbro keep talking about using AI, y'all artists should stay the fuck away from WoTC on this stuff Yes, MTG and DnD hold special places in many people's hearts, but I wouldn't trust the company with art when their CEO is an AI chud.

Woke up this morning, saw this, nearly spit my coffee out, and am still wondering if I am on Earth 7 like eight hours later.

Rest in piss, you racist, transphobic asswaffle. Telling myself he heard the solo section of our albuim's title track and just flat out expired.

our Mother she hungers

Absolute freak shit I know, but I've been attempting to sever thoughts about algorithmic performance (that I have little to no control over) from my process of making music over the past couple of years, and WOW, I cannot recommend it enough. Kindly begging artists to focus on making stuff you like.

New album is live on Bandcamp, streaming, NWOTHM, and every other conceivable place. I wrote a whole spiel about it elsewhere, but, just gonna say, I love my bandmates and I love this band

Completely wild that people will just be like "Well you can't expect businesses to have ethics' when we say Fuck the President and dismantle ICE on virtually every post and still move plenty of vinyl.

New Owlbear is already popping off on day 1. Thank you everyone who has listened

Lyric video for the new Owlbear single is on the NWOTHM channel, and the song itself is on all streaming services! Rob Steinway of Greyhawk and Glyph fame guested on this one with an absolutely incendiary solo I do not look forward to ever having to properly reproduce.

This generation has grown so weak. Just emulate, it will take ten minutes if that

Fuck the government, we violently persevere. We'll see you in Denver in August if we have to basically enact the Owlbear version of the road trip plot from FF15 to make it work.