Bad TTRPG Idea; A beautifully crafted sword with a truly deadly enchantment attached to it, only able to be drawn by whoever wields it... Unfortunately "whoever wields it" is more accurately "whoever FIRST wielded it", and they've been dead for hundreds of years. Still a good bludgeon though.

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SANDWICH TERRORISM IS NOW LEGAL?!?!

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

"My heart goes OUCH to you" #absolutebatman

This is Dicefunctional's official advice for writing, whether it's for a TTRPG setting or a whole-ass book; You better be enjoying the process, otherwise, what the hell are you doing, dude?

Look, sometimes, when you're worldbuilding for your Tales of the Valiant setting, you gotta go ahead and write it by hand in a journal in the tiniest writing possible. I know it might seem like a bit much for a TTRPG, but fuck if I don't have fun doing it.

Dieselpunk 1921 - The Vatican City State

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Hey I'm gonna back up this idea with my whole chest- Steal ideas from other places, scratch off the serial numbers, give them a new coat of paint, and use em. If divorced enough from whatever TTRPG or media you snagged it from, or if made unique enough by your tweaking, nobody will ever know.

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there; You are going to create a character for your setting, book, script, etc.- How do you go about doing so, what is your process? Bonus points if you're selling to share any tricks you use. #TTRPG

So really depends on the game and the mood I'm in at the moment My two trains of thought are either "what concept do I want to explore" or "What mechanics do I want to dog into" For the former I figure out what emotional, conceptual or themeatic option I want to emphazise is the I design a

Decided I'm going to be the change I want to see in Bluesky and start reposting more art posts from mutuals. Seems like takes/comments are shared way wider than the actual amazing work the #TTRPG community is putting out and I'd really like to change that.

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there; You are going to create a character for your setting, book, script, etc.- How do you go about doing so, what is your process? Bonus points if you're selling to share any tricks you use. #TTRPG

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Peak has updated with a new biome and we're gonna play it! Stream starts in about half an hour at 6pm CT, so tune in to twitch.tv/dicefunctional and enjoy the chaos!

"Oh don't worry, when they say they're using AI tools, they just mean stuff like Grammarly!" Uh huh. How's that excuse working for y'all now?

Just a little vent art. #pissontheirgraves #art

Sad!

Target, who openly fucked over black & queer people for a few bucks, is offering a Thanksgiving meal for 4 people for $20. Aldi, who pays employees well and hasn't given a red cent to Trump or various PACS, has a Thanksgiving meal for 10 people for $40. It's not a hard choice. FUCK Target.

...what do you think it feels like to be a sapient skeleton? You know, like the monsters wandering around a TTRPG fantasy dungeon, but you can still talk and think. Would you even have a sense of feeling anymore?

BlueSky's moderation is intentionally improperly labelling a post to make it harder for a trans person to get help paying for surgery. Y'all mfs are like, comically evil aren't you? Give Mel a hand here, support them, even a few bucks helps.

Oh. The immortal, regenerating Kaiju adapts to planes of the dead as well. That's. That's very bad.

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there; What is the most dangerous predator to exist in your setting? #TTRPG

And those thoughts and prayers will be just as effective as they were after all of those school shootings and other mass casualty events.

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Despite what fascists may say, they are in fact not the most dangerous predator to exist, they are actually aren't even predators. They're scavengers, and can be easily scared by threats of violence, not seeing them as intimidating, and by particularly colorful queer people.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there; What is the most dangerous predator to exist in your setting? #TTRPG

Using my own head to fastball special a dragon and bite onto it as hard as possible.

What do we want? DRAGONS! When do we want 'em? NOW! Where do we want 'em? IN TODAY'S BLOG! buff.ly/Q3YzyqH

Also, before anyone tries to whine that you need to be better than the dead guy- No I don't. They're dead. Speak ill of the dead. If they didn't want that to happen, they shouldn't have been such awful cunts.

Begging people to stop saying "I hate that I can't tell AI art and real art apart" because 1. The rest of us can 2. You are giving the AI sloppers ammunition

This shit is super annoying. If you don't know something is AI art, don't put the idea out that it could be. Mike worked SO DAMN HARD on the art for this game.

Ah, we're doing the DnD discourse this time? Look y'all, DnD is designed and focuses on only a few things. This is normal. Most TTRPGs are like that, there are not many that can do it all. If you want to do something, and your game doesn't support it...you may have to use a different TTRPG.

Sharing a few collages to say: I am open to taking collage comms from people! I am open to doing Individual or Commercial licensing, 8.5x11 or 17x11 (or other sizes) DM or email me at [email protected] for more info!

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Like and subscribe this lil fox bastard's videos, he deserves your attention and support!

You are all ladies of the court at a tea party The lady of the manor enjoys reading tea leaves & declares she wants to do a reading Everyone offers up their cups, various things about upcoming good dates, surprises & trivial things until one persons cup forewarns a death coming soon #TTRPGPrompt

These days I wonder if it's a mix of sunk-cost and 'system tribalism'. There's a very weird loyalty around D&D, and I see it held up as an infinitely moddable system. It isn't. It's a fine system on it's own, but, indeed, systems made for specific genres/focus are often far better at it.

And that's the big thing- It's okay. It is okay for a game to not be meant for everything. There's nothing wrong with that. You don't have to make DnD into an SCP game with eight three homebrew add-ons like you're modding Skyrim or hell and back- There is a TTRPG that does exactly that somewhere!

Ah, we're doing the DnD discourse this time? Look y'all, DnD is designed and focuses on only a few things. This is normal. Most TTRPGs are like that, there are not many that can do it all. If you want to do something, and your game doesn't support it...you may have to use a different TTRPG.

Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there; Are there any symbols or marks that are taboo* in your setting? Is it because of what the symbol means, what it represents? Or is it a genuine ill omen, and will spell disaster? #TTRPG

Fs in chat, bois.