Not now, Mom, I'm writing s a d g i r l shit

Just a few more days

Every facebook reel I've been shown in the last week is just like "feeling obsessed?" "Do you know what limerance is" "what you're feeling is limerance" "how to deal with limerance" "your anxious attachment issues" Girl, please just let me fuck this up on my own, I don't need help with it

Popping 15 Tylenol and misplacing the condom. About to give this bitch rawtism

It's one of those "I can't get caramelldansen out of my head" kind of mornings

♫ Precipitous Combat (a.k.a. Battle on the Bridge) from "Final Fantasy Tactics" Who's hyped for The Ivalice Chronicles? 😁 #FinalFantasyTactics

God, may my capability for sick riffs grant this woman symmetry in 2026

Finishing the last song for my 5th album this year now watch me trip at the finish line for a few weeks

Sorting out details for PGX next week

Whoever keeps uploading AI music "x video game as city pop/synthwave" videos I hope you have a terrible day. You will never know a maiden's touch

I love bit brigade but If they'd stop booking them maybe Taylor could finally write another Paladin album

Is the But Brigade like the Rainbow Gang

A little stressed so I'm drinking an energy drink to make me a lot stressed

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with autism is a good guy with a gun

we actually crossed the 1/4 million mark between these two albums!

Owlbear is fucking awesome and if you haven't checked them out please correct that mistake. Also, go ahead and stream them on Spotify, but also actually support them and buy their albums. owlbearmetal.bandcamp.com/merch #metalsky

Owlbear hit a quarter million total streams, and it's been an incredible journey the last few years. It's been so nice to give a shit about music again and not just be completely burnt out on it. Also I love my bandmates, (not equal amounts but like I'm sure they get it. Also not like LOVE but like,

Grab the Tylenol, we're going in

Owlbear dress code

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Wedding ceremonies are way less emotional when your own relationship is on its deathbed

They're playing the darkness and its not "get your hands off of my woman" so like, missed opportunity

Earth wind and fire has been on loop the whole time and honestly, incredible choice for today

Understanding why the reception is at a winery

Thank you, Artemis

This bitch wants to be Frieza so bad

At another wedding, I am definitely going to be the one pulling the trigger on this this time

Actually left the house today

"What sets your band apart from other bands" All our cycles are synced up

Posting a picture of us together saying "look what the Kat dragged in" and getting immediately blocked

Everything's actually fine; I just needed to drink high alcohol content in the shower again

Nothing quite reminds you how shitty Pittsburgh is like being in it for 5+ minutes

Alright this balanced me back out

Despite going to sleep a little stressed, I managed to beat the odds and wake up WAY more stressed. They said it couldn't be done

They should invent a bluesky post that's funny

Read this wrong and now I miss her

If I could stop having night terrors where I'm being murdered that would be fucking sick

Man fuck this guy, Owlbear isn't a podcast

In my thirties and I said the word "situationship," so now I'm gonna go bang my head off the fucking concrete like 12 or 10 times

Putting on "no children" by the mountain goats as soon as I reach for my phone this morning because I'm once again not even going to try to have a good day first

Damn okay

"Finally, a straightforward band that's just about dragons and elves with no other subtext" The band in question:

Bro why do people ask so many questions smdh

I'm supposed to be playing Donkey Kong music, how did I get this far off track lmoa

"I guess I could record this melody on acoustic guitar. It'll take like 30 seconds" Me 15 minutes later: "oh THAT'S how you play Children of the Sea. What was i supposed to be doing"

Fighting the urge to start a new project for the chemical rush when I have like 4 other things almost finished that aren't as fun

I read that last n as a t and now I miss her

First thing youtube suggested to me today was sad girl Sonata Arcitca music and like, man are we even going to TRY to have a good day. The answer's no. Turn that shit up

"You have no filter" Really? Then explain my test audience