Just remembered she watched me have that whole phase where I was really into Pete Davidson, and she still likes me. So, idk what the fuck her problem is, but very cool

This is what Aphrodite's pussy secretes

linus touch tips

www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQI... ! ! cool danch ~thursday~ ! !

Nah I was hoping she had one

The two genders

We are so back

Shit, I got the will to live back but none of the focus or energy

How i woke up

Ms Scary out here killing it in the chillest way possible

NEW ALBUM: open.spotify.com/album/4FXYYz... No hype, no lead up, no asking you to pre-save it. My 5th album this year (and 9th lofi album overall), "XABY," is now available. Check out 8 chill tracks of Super Nintendo nostalgia including two previous performances from Animalisa Keys

The Owlbear merch table experience

Today, I dropped a new metal cover as part of a collaborative tribute album to Earthworm Jim. Check out my metal cover of Snot a Problem and the rest of the album: open.spotify.com/track/5gOEZL...

Name a more iconic duo

making the lesbian gods proud

Mana from heaven

Who's up jackin their lantern

It's like getting sucked off by an angel

Knowing that I live in a world where caffeinated fruit punch exists has been like my only motivation to get out of bed today

Texting her at angel numbers so she thinks I'm the one but she's in a different time zone so she just thinks I'm a fucking idiot

Girls kissing

Gay sex

Hit Points Lovecraft

Cock blocked myself because they asked me which side Russia was on in World War 2 and I spent 20 minutes explaining why the answer was "both" until the mood was dead

"Unfortunately getting views on tik tok doesn't really carry over to any other platform" you guys are so close to getting it

I love October because mcdonalds brings back my second favorite cream pie. First favorite is obviously the funfetti one they have in December

Evil version of the band chat

I believe people who watch videos at full volume with no headphones in an airport at 5am should be executed

Actual type a shit I been on

Type a shit I been on

Calling your shows 'rituals' is just Naruto running for metal bands.

Explore Wiggler's Body for 8 Red Coins

How life feels when your dick works again

Accidentally just saw an ig reel of a koala jacking off AMA

That's crazy, man, you should die about it

Double fisting caffeine so that I can miss her twice as fast

Dropped my phone and accidentally sad reacted a nude if someone wants to start on my eulogy

She's cool as hell, and one day I'll be able to keep up

"How are things going with you and-" Us:

I just ate $25 in McDonald's food. If I don't die, I was supposed to

Asked for princess treatment and I got imprisoned in a fucking crystal by Ganondorf

No one has ever wanted to pre save anything. We are locked in an endless cycle of bullshit with extra steps

Okay I think I warned everyone that needed to be

Bro what the FUCK

Seeing Perfect Blue for the first time in theaters

We are several steps past impending, so I hope the people around me brace for impact

Buy Toad Beer

Freak that bitch out, Tone