she’s done. She’ll be sweating linseed oil for a few days but look at that GLOW🥹

🤭🥲

Ou est la ice creams?

mood !

Pretty sure i saw a goddamned bald eagle flying high over Media around 5pm today

croissantmoding

Mom says Dad’s aphasia has been markedly worsening in the last three weeks. His next scan may or may not reveal anything but it’s happening. So i feel like my premonition of him shrinking away to speck size was sort of illustrative; my imaginations way of telling me what was to come.

he’s here don’t worry

raw imma give it yo ya with no trivia raw like come came straight from Bolivia my hiphop will rock and shock the nation like the emancipation proclamation

having a drunk because i deserve it

psex psymbol

got this interesting 1970s children’s book of Halloween symbols and it whips so much ass

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

you could be my president i could be your long lost pal i could call you Benny and Benny when you call me you can call me Al

this table doesn’t even need sanding it just needed the twelve layers of nasty bullshit taken off the top?

Update :

I’m going to the store because Leo wants chicken and i aim to please

A type of a guy, a special type that’s just a very small Big Guy.

Make me understand how anybody could look at a finished piece of gleaming hardwood and think “i simply MUST paint this and as shittily as possible”

do you think this feels good for the table

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*pupils dilate*

Sure sex is cool and all but

Robbit Redford, RIP

got a med mgmt call at 9:30, better get extremely high first☺️☺️

toot toot (hay) beep beep

The CDC has reported some new findings, namely that some germs may be more “icky” than others

*twirls hair*

printed a favorite photo of Paulie and framed it nicely and now i can see him in my living room again😌i’m thinking of making a set of three of his more outrageous milkface photos for the kitchen because that’s where i miss him the most. Anyway monday’s done🍻we did it gang

ShittyGirls (tm)

Monday? Already??

ME: wanna hear a joke BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what

this shit is P O T E N T and just what i needed to keep me afloat. i really miss my Paulie. even though he rarely made much noise, the house is so much quieter without him:( i remember when we came home without our dog for that first time and it was so so quiet, it felt like the wrong house

my chair. Bitch

suddenly there are two. For such small animals they leave very large absences don’t they

I am thinking this is Paulie’s last day here. He’s failing hard. I will be with him when it is time. Thanks for loving him so much, it really does help to share it with others. I’ll be ok- it’s not about me or my sadness. He is a good and brave man.

bd and happy friday

He has kidney disease and is now being medicated for it. We will know within three weeks if he’s going to get better. If he doesn’t improve, we will help him cross over so he doesn’t have to be sick anymore. His vet is so wonderful with him🫶thank you for the love.

Paulie is not doing all that well today. Seems neurologically foggy and is favoring a hip. Results from his bloodwork are expected later. Please, if you can, send some comfort his way, and give your senior pets an extra smooch for me.

Please help Revy out if you can!! (:

Charlie Chaplin died? Fuck he was so talented

Back To School night should always include an open bar

@jcsalterego.bsky.social godDAMMIT Jerry i hope you’re still sorry!!

What an excellent illustration!! What a pleased cat!! HE IS GONNA HATE IT

Paulie has been reached for comment. He says he would like more cream cheese. Thank you for your attention.

(back) on his bullshit

Paulie (on the left) got bloodwork, subcutaneous fluids, a urine sample, an antiemetic and an appetite stimulant, and a mani pedi🦾he purred loudly the entire time.