Hey look who i found! (everything is exhausting and terrible but i am ok)

shitty white knuckle week but i did not drink🦾

He like a the it. Very much a lot.

this made my afternoon better :

Mom says Dad will probably be hospitalized after his Penn visit tomorrow because he can’t dress himself anymore. I don’t know what’s happening but i’m certain it’s not good. Also not sure if it’s even relevant but i am trying to stop drinking bc i gotta be sharp for what’s headed over. wml

laughing myself sick All these girls named Hailey or Bayley I’m going “Heighleigh Beighleigh” and fucking crying

big fancy visitor

YESS!! MORE!!! G A Y E R !!!!

My Mom called me this morning and for once i could hear what she wasn’t saying aloud. I’ll be spending more time with Dad soon because he can’t be left alone while she’s at work. She was so relieved when i told her this. We don’t want strangers looking after him and he would HATE it, anyway.

this is SO GOOD and it was only ten dollars at tjx! ok as you were

yes i am a hamsome. Little slender but that’s fine

Of course i am Mom’s Boy why wouldn’t i be

He’s here he’s warming up

Hwhat.

my kids are off tomorrow for Yom Kippur they were just off last Tuesday haha okey

Have you ever been harmed by a smell

handle with care and / or tongs

oh sorry i did not realize we were MOGGING

ahem GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORRRRNEEEENG

mood. On the inside i am crying. On the outside i am drunk. Comme ça.

takin you on another one Julio Iglesias

in a real Delco mood

i’m watching a you

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Saw this yesterday and laughed for ten minutes going “isn’t that when you’re dressed in disguise so nobody notices you” and “no it’s when you walk in on some people fuckin” and yes i was by myself

get outta my a face Mom

Visited with parents. Dad only briefly because he had to go take a nap. He shuffles now. And is skinny. And can’t read a clock anymore, has lost all his numbers. I think the rest will be downhill. I’m only telling you guys because i can’t talk about it irl

To new and breathtakingly shitty depths!

Friday eh? Alright lemme get dressed

Anyone successfully kicked a bad habit using magic mushies? (asking for me) I’d love any and all guidance. I’m overdue for a spiritual molt.

a mornin

she’s done. She’ll be sweating linseed oil for a few days but look at that GLOW🥹

🤭🥲

Ou est la ice creams?

mood !

Pretty sure i saw a goddamned bald eagle flying high over Media around 5pm today

croissantmoding

Mom says Dad’s aphasia has been markedly worsening in the last three weeks. His next scan may or may not reveal anything but it’s happening. So i feel like my premonition of him shrinking away to speck size was sort of illustrative; my imaginations way of telling me what was to come.

he’s here don’t worry

raw imma give it yo ya with no trivia raw like come came straight from Bolivia my hiphop will rock and shock the nation like the emancipation proclamation

having a drunk because i deserve it

psex psymbol

got this interesting 1970s children’s book of Halloween symbols and it whips so much ass

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

you could be my president i could be your long lost pal i could call you Benny and Benny when you call me you can call me Al

this table doesn’t even need sanding it just needed the twelve layers of nasty bullshit taken off the top?

Update :

I’m going to the store because Leo wants chicken and i aim to please