Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

I think it’s high time we take back the national narrative. For centuries Americans of all races, genders, religions, and abilities have worked to create a more perfect union, and we should shout from the rooftops that WE are America. Not these idiot white supremacist authoritarians.

All because they can’t use the N-Word like they want to 🤦🏾‍♂️

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

An immense, standing-room-only crowd of perhaps 1,200 people at the Prayer Service for LGBTQ Catholics at the Church of the Gesù in Rome tonight! We gathered in preparation for tomorrow's Mass at the Gesù and procession through the Holy Door of St. Peter's Basilica. Photo: Tiziano Fani Braga

I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉

I just want everyone to know, now that part two has posted, that every time I see this title in my feed my brain feels compelled to complete the Joan Osbourne lyric…. 🎶 “Just a slob like… Jack Kirby…” 🎵

This totally could have been a turtle email...

Just as the prophecy foretold

We approve.

Nothing in this article is out of the ordinary in this state. Including the fact that this took place at 5 PM.

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

Great new episode of MWC out this week! Check it out. Heard the title and immediately thought of this 2003 TMNT episode: www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ljkzo

It’s listening time! (There’s a few meanings behind that phrase.)

We put out part one of a thing! It's even topical, because it's got the FF in it! @timprice17.bsky.social and @sean42az.bsky.social join us to talk about a comic and then get way deep into comparative religion and don't even fight! This part's mostly about the comic! #comics #podcasts

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

You see, it's OK if you just add the word, "Shmonstitution"

wondering where the hell the love has gone.

Holy shit!

However you feel about this movie, these are the two folks that you want to listen in on when they talk about it.

This is so wholesome and made my day

Continuing Jon's side gig as the Mel Brooks Guy on 'Is It Jaws?' We jump right in the deep end with Blazing Saddles. You probably want to listen to this one.

You can't just be sharing my filing method willy-nilly

Oh hey, so I was at a family funeral and get-together for about eight hours and I just got back, why are you all smiling like that

This makes my nerdy Catholic soul so very happy.

You'd think policymakers wouldn't land in this zone as often as they do.

It's got a beat, you can dance to it, and it's a rally call for eventual triumph. I dig it.

Captain America: Brave New Worlds' character says the word "shit" like an 8 year old who just learned what a swear word is.

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...

The flood of encomiums and morality tales about Elon's turn in Washington cldn't be more predictable, vapid & sickening. If you want a story, get me the story about the crisis comms team directing this. He ran anti-constitutional blitzkrieg thru the federal government, did massive harm, violated ...

RIP PAD. I'm pretty sure that I've read more comics by this man than I've read anyone.

They all know they're never leaving office, or if they somehow do, they're all getting pardoned in the way out the door. We used to not be a joke.

i think it's good that we don't have free insulin because if we did then we wouldn't be able to afford to keep throwing fighter jets into the ocean

These people will not stop until they've destroyed every bit of good that America has ever created. If you think you and yours are immune, you are a fool.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

If you see this, post a sword!

Oh, now you've done it. You've made me agree with Ann Coulter.

ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE WAS JUST NOW WHEN PEARL JAM WAS BLASTING THROUGH A COVER OF “ROCKIN IN THE FREE WORLD” AND THE JUMBOTRON CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON A GUY UP FRONT WHOSE SHIRT READ “JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE”

A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.

In lighter news…

Has anyone considered the possibility that they legit think they are negotiating with China, but are actually the prank victims of a drive-time morning zoo radio program in Shanghai?

Jesuit to the core: How Pope Francis' spiritual roots shaped his life and papacy. www.ncronline.org/vatican/jesu...

RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

Howdy hi! Thanks for the art share! Names Sphelon! Passionate Anime and World Building Artist.! Here’s more to my art of mountains, journeys etc: bsky.app/profile/amaz...

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