Yes to this thread. But I also think there are men in the MSM who are deliberately trying to strangle a potential AOC presidency in the cradle

It really gives a sense that the ethos is "Okay boss is angry. Someone run down to Kinkos & print up a banner"

Question for #LawSky Is there a procedure for an expert witness to say "I gave an opinion before to the grand jury [or deposition or what have you] but obviously that's been overtaken by facts that happened later & are not evidence in this trial & I've revised my opinion?"

“I believe they are trying to roll the dice and get a more Trump-friendly jury.” I can't imagine they're going to pull a more friendly jury unless they try some fuckery in the jury summonses.

At this point a Democrat running on a platform of “I will make a national holiday out of the dismantling and burning of every bit of Trump’s self-aggrandizement, he will be denied any legacy in the government except shame” would be a frontrunner.

What a momentous day for the British state. And what an iconic image to capture it

introducing the newest toy joining woody and the gang in toy story X (2042):

governor of california no!

Hostile architecture but for my living room so I stop falling asleep on my couch

My guess is that this is not likely to make the DOJ comply but when lawyers potentially considering joining the DOJ see that they're gonna be hung out to dry, a bunch of them will consider other options.

JUST IN: Judge Provinzino in Minnesota has held a Justice Department attorney in civil contempt for violations of her order requiring the return of a released ICE detainee’s ID documents. He must pay $500 a day until the documents are returned.

Show me your Uber driver.

Little less Chappell Roan & a little more chapel goin

2026 basically

Now that’s a headline. 🤡 @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/c39d...

Dunno bust best song is Don't Stop Me Now youtu.be/W4tVH7BPb-Q

Honestly if you call me Big Dog I'll try to figure out who's behind me. Once I figure out you mean me, I'll recognize you're trying to flatter me, & I mean, I enjoy being flattered, but I don't know if I'll react as expected

Who has two thumbs & "No evidence of significant atherosclerosis or hemodynamically significant stenosis?"

It took me a moment to figure out if this were Loss, but ultimately this seems worse.

Recent CBS News news: 1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades 2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem 3. Producer says politics dictating what airs 4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table. 5. Not firing Epstein pal.

I don't know why but it's charming & funny to see Pritzker booping the snoot of Honest Abe Lincoln

Uhhh Uhhhh

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

AOC has an uncanny ability to build political capital & win meaningful concessions that old-guard progressives (cough Bernie cough) never did. If need be, she is willing to do some horse trading. Hell, she's got a whole stable & has her Hobson's Choice of horse trading.

trying to see if this loops perfectly on bsky

I do sudoku while on my exercise bike. Probably all the Ace Attorney games put together. I've probably put over 100 hours into Space Quest IV but 500 is probably a stretch.

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

Uhhh

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

I will constrain myself to already dead people to avoid allegations of death threats Gonna be a weird one: Boris Yeltsin, 1995, before the second election campaign, before Putin joined the cabinet. It would fuck a lot of things but we would definitely be in a different America today.

From Reddit:

During the early days of COVID I was looking at the growth of cases, which seemed to be growing exponentially, but if you looked at them on a log scale, something weord happened: the graph was still curved up. COVID cases were super-exponential But computer processing power is going the other way.

On the other hand, I deliberately made no friends in high school so that I could cast off that shitburg (State College, PA) as soon as I graduated.

IOC is such a corrupt organization of scumbaggery

I remember seeing Clue (1985) in theaters. Thinking back, I'm pretty sure that's right. I only ever saw Clue once, & that would have had to be in theaters because we didn't get a VCR until the mid-90s & I don't think we would have rented something that old. I should really re-watch Clue.

When you have made a terrible mistake

He's one horseman short of completing the set!

Post a banger that’s not in English. (Greek, kinda cheating here) youtu.be/r7aQ7Gzycqw

Just woke up from a nap which apparently took place in a universe where Billy Joel wrote The Final Countdown except the lyrics in that universe are "BABY IT'S THE NYLON CURRRRRTAINNNNN" It took me several minutes & two song apps to remember who actually wrote it in this universe.

lol

I was a registered Libertarian at the time. I saw how the Libertarian Party was embracing Donnie & wound up leaving the party in 2022 when it became clear the rot was intractible. It's fucking rich to have Libertarians tell you the party was trying to warn you when it very much was not.

The system breaks when you fight against it and force its contradictions into the open, not because you decide to hold back and do their work for them.

That's a weird space for me to occupy but that does accurately reflect the space I hang out in online.

Canada and Belgium come to mind. Hell: the Eurvision Song Contest.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…