Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

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Accurate. I am known for answering the question “how are you” with “who can tell”.

I've heard this discussion before. youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA

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AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Outside of the Broadview ICE facility, a state trooper tells the delegation attempting to have communion with detainees that ICE has denied their request.

It's incredible the extent to which Congress just utterly refuses to defend itself. You'd think for entirely self-interested reasons you would stridently oppose having the power of the purse arbitrarily ripped from you, ya know? Why would you allow yourself to become the Roman Senate circa 27 BC.

This is the fucking Prussian constitutional crisis. If you let them fund the military without Congressional authorization you've just given up on constitutional government. Congress is a dead letter.

seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back

do not forget to feed your troops

This is actually a brilliant idea for an ICE protest costume. Dress up as Donald Trump carry around a sign that says “I’m your President, and I’m ordering ICE to leave.”

See, protesting outside, it is Frog & Sqvirrel!

Someone who is good at the regime consolidation help me budget this

I've been listening to too much @ifbookspod.bsky.social & now when I'm reading an author I like, I think, "wait, in that chapter, was the author really creating a generalization of what all Black women think based on two sources?"

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE “Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

Imagine telling someone having some fajitas and a margarita this

The MOCA is also administered 30 days after a stroke, because that's when you would start seeing long-term deficits.

/3 Third: if you demand a retraction you need to specify what you want retracted. I'm guessing you don't want them to retract the part you quoted that you said was correct. Which part of the story is wrong?

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They’re trying to “shut up and play ball” the Pope.

Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the office investigating Jack Smith, has recently been investigated for harassing a colleague, Politico reports. “Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him..”

Second threat walked back after a couple days.

lm absolute fucking ass off

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

This is terrifying! ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents) This is Trump’s America.

Much of Dominion Voting Systems started out as Diebold, run by Walden O'Dell, a major fundraiser for Bush Jr. This just sounds like it's coming full circle

I staunchly agree with this. I do kinda wish people would stop using "hammer" in this example. Hammers are 3.3M years old. Older than humans! No one talked about the inevitability of hammers because words hadn't been invented yet. Maybe use "clock" or "bread slicer" in your examples.

Can't improve on the original headline

Felt compelled

The “Bush being informed about 9/11” meme has been defeated.

Training department / Your department's training group / VO for the training you're taking right now

I don't know much about sports but I know enough to understand what's happening here and what's happening here fucking rules lol

Turning a big dial that goes from "Mamdani" to "Katie Porter" & constantly looking back at the audience (laudatory (resigned))

Here’s video of the incident

I would not, in fact like to know more.

New on MSNBC: Trump's new acting U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan has recruited prosecutors from outside her office to take James Comey to trial, after being unable to find any federal prosecutors in her own office willing to pursue the charges, according to two people familiar with the selections.

lol

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Americans voting

Immediately after writing this she gave $100,000 in unmarked bills to someone representing the Federal Bureau of Wallet Inspection

please send me your candidates for the weirdest things Eric Adams has done in 2025

Is this your first Great Disappointment?

We wanted to understand Democratic Socialists of America. So we talked to two old guys who voted for Trump. (Yes, this is literally the article.)

I've been on Fark for long enough that I still haven't gotten over the redesign. If a meme isn't at least potentially distasteful I question how popular it will ever get