To this day I’m still mystified no one stopped me I was 16

God-tier NYT correction: Correction (left), original (right) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/n...

so, re the questions about Why, the screwworm had actually broken containment at the end of 2024 and an emergency plan was in place to halt spread (www.aphis.usda.gov/news/agency-...) but then the agency, APHIS, running it got DOGE'd (www.npr.org/2025/05/03/n...)

Fortunately $700 million is not going to move the needle on coal. There are over 200 coal plants. they cost billions to build. you can extend the lives of a small number by a few years, but the big picture is what it is.

Again for the folks in the back: protests work.

Okay I'm gonna have a two hour nap but this is a flaw of mine: complimenting stuff I don't like so this could be fun

There is a patriotism that exists as raising hell & tearing down the white nationalists, nazis, & other bigots in our nation. It has existed in other nations as well. If you cannot imagine that patriotism, you lack creativity. (Unless you are an anarchist, which I respect)

Rather than wishcasting a version of the administration that *they know does not exist,* researchers should be calling for caution. Slow down. Clearly define UPFs, gather data on their health impacts and explore what effective regulation would look like. Don't fall for MAHA's manufactured urgency.

<grabs microphone> the bedbugs are a metaphor! The bedbugs are <security tackles me, drags me offstage>

it's certainly interesting to watch every single person in the oil industry repeat in a monotone “we are 3 to 6 weeks away from the worst energy crisis in history”, supply chain people with thousand yard stares, every single macroeconomist I know is benchmarking against 2008, etc and then meanwhile

Post something that is random or else you're about to have a disappointing June.

Everyone is getting mad at Platner, but they should be mad at Chuck Schumer, who circled the wagons around a 79-yr old centrist with no juice. If the party were in touch with its own base, it could properly vet candidates that people could actually get excited about

PIZZA IN THE MORNING PIZZA IN THE EVENING PIZZA AT SUPPERTIME WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME

The Chicago riverwalk is a truly 10/10 urban renewal project

While I drink slowly & a Promachus of wine would just get monotonous by the end This is a game changer for my (or anyone's) braising game.

I just want to say to whoever wrote the jokes for this afternoon's nao: A++. Now let us never speak of them again.

An armed masked agent prepared to pound on the commuter’s window and briefly looked back at us. “Oh, hey man, what’s up?,” he said, cheerfully greeting a photographer he recognized from Charlotte or New Orleans. Then he turned back and barked at the commuter: “This is your one and final warning!”

Organ Pipe Cactus commissioned me to design this poster to celebrate their new dark sky status. www.spacearttravelbureau.com #art #spaceart #astronomy

Since Google revealed its plans for an AI search overhaul, visits to our "No AI" search page have tripled…and they’re still rising! Want to make it your default on Chrome or Firefox? Grab our No-AI extensions and banish AI-assisted answers, chat, and AI images. (1/3)

“What we are seeing is a coordinated and well-resourced effort to roll back trans people’s rights and reshape public debate.” New research maps, for the first time, the rapid rise of ‘gender critical’ organisations alongside high volumes of anti-trans media coverage.

The ICE agent charged with shooting a Venezuelan immigrant in north Minneapolis during Operation Metro Surge and lying about the circumstances has been arrested in Texas after Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension agents tracked him there.

Amazing. I'm 90% sure this is Tim Robinson.

It's not every day the judge has to order the parties not to bring weapons to depositions. This is the defamation suit by former Dominion official Eric Coomer against Overstock weirdo Patrick Byrne. Trump's pal Peter Ticktin got aggro at a depo. www.courtlistener.com/docket/68149...

imagine being president of the united states and getting snubbed by a group popular 40 years ago and best known for lip syncing and also one of them is dead

Humiliation or (increasingly futile) escalation. Those have always been the choices, they are still the choices. The only question now is what the political psychology of Trump himself will mean for the path he chooses. Declaring a piece of paper a "win" is getting harder, he's cornered and angry.

THAT’S SOCIALISM!!!

Can't believe I missed this one www.fox6now.com/news/fond-du...

If I have 2 days to prepare, falafel

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MORE: "Broadview Six" defense attorney Chris Parente says there's reason to believe U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros had "personal contact with this grand jury."

STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is KID: you’re an oxymoron STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct

Brother was back yesterday. He went to urgent care for antibiotics for his stomach, so he's nearly recovered. He also got me pizza... ... PPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA!!! 😻

Vatican III will issue the Orange Catholic Bible

We have no choice.

Dire Straits Money for nothing youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0

I am informed that Brixton had a reputation decades ago (Guns of Brixton) but my only experience was as a tourist ~2010, & my reaction was "WTF are all right wingers preening cowards that they're scared of the bougiest place in London?"

[low whistle]

It's time for the Democrats, at long last, to consider electability. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/24/o...

As a former Jones Beach Lifeguard, I urge everyone to read this.

I am still prone to confuse Wolfman Jack & Bobcat Goldthwait

Tired: Drinking lead water from the hose Wired: Using the hose as a makeshift bidet in my front yard as the neighbors look on

LET. THEM. COOK.

Just gonna say Quinta Brunson looks about as perfect as I could imagine for Betty Boop

Oh my fucking god I thought they made this up. They did not. I just tried it myself