took a picture of my dog that looks like a New Yorker profile about her getting her life back on track after she was cancelled for calling basset hounds "lazy" and "unnecessary"

i don't agree with trump on much. but i fervently share his belief that everyone who ever pushed back on me about anything even slightly ever in my whole entire life was a bad person who was being very unfair to me

Vibes are better tonight but still not feeling very motivated. Maybe tomorrow.

NEW: JD Vance flew to Rome to formally invite Pope Leo XIV to join America’s 250th anniversary celebration. The first American pope has declined — days after rejecting President Trump’s “Board of Peace” invitation. On July 4, he’ll be in Lampedusa, standing with migrants.

It's Friday night baby

i hate how funny he can be

When you literally can’t have a conversation with your partner because a kid interrupts it every ten seconds - just the best

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

THE BOT IS AWAKE WE MADE IT, BASEBALL SKY

Perfect timing for a Friday. Somehow down in weight despite eating tons of pizza last night. Today is a new day; let’s treat it as such.

people my age are learning a lot from Daniel Tiger

This is what they took from you

Dave Roberts CF-LF Debut: 1999 - Retired: 2008 SDP - LAD - CLE - SFG - BOS

Actor and advocate Eric Dane, best known for his roles on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and ‘Euphoria,’ died Thursday after a battle with ALS. He was 53

It’s a really simple upload function, but if I really couldn’t figure it out, the number of people I would wake up or otherwise bother in that half hour before midnight would break records.

We are raising spoiled whiny children. Pizzeria and games and baseball teammates and dessert but, oh no, we didn’t have screen time today

On edge. Pizzeria tonight with kids may be crowded and loud and may not be conducive to eating. But that’s alright. Deep breaths.

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Everyone who thinks that adopting a centrist position nearly identical to that of a Republican will reach a swing voter (which, Max is right, is the worldview of a certain generation of consultants who came up during the Clinton era) has not talked directly to any swing voters in the last decade

I’m the big birthday boy. You can’t arrest me before I open my presents

Serious. Olympics. Journalism. slate.com/culture/2026...

Rep. Stephen Lynch: "It offers a great contrast. Look what the British government is doing in light of the evidence, and look what the US government is doing. Nothing. Our chief law enforcement officer Pam Bondi is defending and obstructing the investigation."

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

ProPublica published children's letters and drawings documenting their sadness and suffering at Dilley. And Dilley staff are now retaliating by confiscating kids' letters and drawings. www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...

ICYMI- the clergy ordered to be granted access to ICE detainees came for their scheduled visit AND THE FACILITY WAS EMPTY

Night Petered out trying to turn phone into universal remote. Shouldn't be that hard!

Why the fuck are we going to war with Iran?

“He who has ears to hear, let him hear.” +

there are no adults in the room societally

Oh Amazon. Good at many things but not customer service.

Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For Everyone https://theonion.com/coworker-laid-off-solely-for-performance-related-reasons-warns-ai-coming-for-everyone/

I think I’d probably be into moving to the Shire because they’d like an adult man sized guy to clean Hobbit gutters and stuff like that, only downside would be seeing all the feet

Guess we’re having a lowkey night for her birthday. Summer party is imperative!

Chad Billingsley Pitcher Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2015 LAD - PHI

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Once again confused by the extra time gained by waking up earlier than the sun. If it wasn’t for caffeine I would be a dead man.

yeah this is insane. to think that this is only a fraction of a hurricane’s power is wild

I had FOMO earlier but I would be double mad if I had to pay extra for Peacock AND it didn't work properly

John Eastman, who is up for disbarment in California and currently cannot file cases in CA courts (apps.calbar.ca.gov/attorney/Lic... ) has filed this amicus brief in the US Supreme Court seeking to stop states from accepting ballots arriving after election day: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

Nights like these I’m glad there’s basketball that doesn’t tip off until 8 PST

Tomorrow you may see James David Vance or some other purported Catholic from this administration with ashes on their forehead, it’s important to remember that it’s all just for show.

you could opt out of caring about the Trump Show last time. the institutions were still puttering along and the ACA repeal collapsed. there is no such option for Trump II, you are trapped in here with the rest of us

Birthday flowers for the wifey in a pinch 🙌

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

actually doing Fat Tuesday. tomorrow should be a rude awakening

Good time for a break in the rain. May be a fine excuse to step away from a busy day back at work.

"Good? Bad? I dont mind. It is Israel" Sorry... but this unconditional support is just wrong when considering tens of thousands dead palsestineans in the past few years. Israel needs to be supported to survive and work as a country - not to commit genocide.