Thought about giving up puns for lint

DR Congo will wind up as the top third place team and will play England in Atlanta on Wednesday.

man what are we doing here

Ah I forgot how good Costa is

Lumumba Vea – Michel Nkuka Mboladinga – isn't at DR Congo's game vs Uzbekistan in Atlanta tonight because he was denied a US visa to enter the country from Mexico.

Pausa de hidratación

Started well this trip but it’s been more food and less exercise lately. Need to impose control.

Was anxious about England, parenting, and work. One solved. I know I can handle the other two.

HARRY KANE ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 GOAL 2-0

ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 GOAAALLLLL BELLINGHAM

Hmm…more frustrated attacks but I think this is a group that can figure it out. Will take some creativity and patience but they have the horses.

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

If I’m ever down, all I need to do is look at my saved screenshots/memes for like five minutes. Never fails.

I'm sick for Iran. Razor thin margins, man.

FERNANDO MENDOZA SPOTTED

PNW is crazy man. Kids went out for an evening movie and came back and there is still more than an hour and a half of daylight left

STOP DOING STUTTER STEP PENS THEY WILL GET SAVED

Spain definitely on course to win the world cup for diving

ah man we ended up with someone else’s stuff after our stay. pain to figure out before landing on - what else - the ups store

Pope Leo XIV, after AJ Pierzynski told him that the White Sox were in first place "Oh, I'm watching and paying attention, don't worry." Per Ken Rosenthal #WhiteSox

Should be a nice cool day today. Hopefully plenty of outside time and our hostess doesn’t feel like she needs to do so much. These kids are simple when it boils down to it.

Work is gonna cook me this weekend. But it’s raining so what else am I doing

Man the Americans win two games - at home! - and suddenly fancy themselves world-beaters. Is there anyone in the back who can deal with Yamal? Mbappe? Bellingham?

look man. they wanted it BAD. gotta let em have it

Magnitude 7.2 quake hits northern Japan www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/06...

Wrong kind of football, Turkey

That’s weird - I saw Ed Norton but not the other guy

i feel like gandalf goes off so hard on merry or pippen when he takes the orb because hes embarrassed that the omnipotent finger of god on earth got fooled by a bugs bunny level replacing-the-thing-a-sleeping-guy-is-holding-with-another-thing gag

and man he got old

Man the Americans win two games - at home! - and suddenly fancy themselves world-beaters. Is there anyone in the back who can deal with Yamal? Mbappe? Bellingham?

Differences of opinion about snacktime and we may have a mutiny on our hands. This is why I stand back and put my hands in my pockets.

I’m saying Turkey. Their reasons for changing it are hogwash nationalism and a misunderstanding of English etymology. It’s also the Czech Republic. Zaire -> Dr Congo and Macedonia -> North Macedonia I accept.

This regime acts like Nazis with such frequency—explicitly deporting whole categories of people based on race, explicitly *importing* whole categories of people based on race, reframing our founding principles as devoutly fascist—that it's no wonder they squeal when called Nazis.

I need this guy to change his name or I need to stop trying to follow sports and politics at the same time

Finding a pristine deserted restroom in a public building is one of the greatest feelings. Okay, it was technically off-limits, but this place is hosting a cheerleading event. Who’s gonna use the men’s room?

Just get to the part where the owners remember their national TV rights deal only runs through 2028 and they'll have to negotiate a new one on the back of the lockout, this is taking forever.

muting myself

Bungie announces "a reduction in force" "Following our final content update to Destiny 2, and with our future projects still in early incubation, we unfortunately could not continue operating at our previous size."

The Supreme Court's fourth and final decision is Mullin v. Doe. By a 6–3 vote, the conservatives hold that federal law prohibits judicial review of non-constitutional objections to TPS terminations, and the constitutional claims here fail. The liberals dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Nearly three good hours put into work while on vacation. Aside from issues with Word - add-ins suck - everything went smoothly and the boys managed to succeed and be happy in the meantime. God is good.

The terms are - and stop me if you've heard this before because I might have learned it somewhere - "if you don't like it you can vote for Republicans."

how do you expect me to be able to live out of my suitcase for a week after getting home from a trip if I don’t pack four extra pairs of underwear in there

When I think of the failures the Democratic Consultant Class wrought, how they prevented progressives in America, I mean exactly James Carville.

Chasing a headache, dealing with a poor stopped up kid, and there’s still work to do — but there’s pizza!

The entire Democratic establishment sat by for two years tolerating, if not actively expressing, among the most nihilistic and bigoted viewpoints on Palestinians. A shake-up of the party power center — by people who espouse respect for universal human rights and dignity — is a very good thing.

A big section of Norwegian soccer fans are at Game 1 of today’s Cubs-Mets game. They’re certainly being heard in the sparse ballpark:

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Israel Defense Minister at the Local Government Center conference: 'Even if there is an American demand - we will not withdraw from southern Lebanon' - reports