“In a time of unprecedented division, escalating conflict, and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what truly mattered: remodeling the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House,” reads a plaque on the throne, which is titled “A Throne Fit For A King.” www.huffpost.com/entry/gold-t...

Another "patriot."

"Hey, as king, can you launch a war on impulse—just because you feel like it—without any planning for what comes next and the whole world just has to suck it up and go along with it?" "No, the king doesn't have that authority." "Well, then, guess who's bigger than a king!"

"Dear Leader says the angels will soon land in spaceships and take us all to a heaven that's more beautiful than the most beautiful golf resort. And we are so thankful to Dear Leader for guiding us forward."

Fake Pews.

I hope there’s no casino. That didn’t work out for him in the past.

I hope he has a "Mission Accomplished" banner.

The Art of Running Away

C'mon. I don't think you're giving her enough credit.

The cruelty is not just the point. It’s the enjoyment for Trump.

As someone who studies politicization of democratic militaries this statement on X is a five- alarm fire. It creates an undeniable permission structure for overt partisan behavior by mil. It's part of a concerted effort by civilian leaders to turn the U.S. military into a partisan aligned force.

Kelly campaigned for Trump.

Sen. Roger Marshall: "One of the objectives for this war was to destroy Iran's nukes" (Iran has never had nukes)

Correct on BOTH counts.

trump can't legally withdraw from nato without senate consent. but if nato members can't trust that the united states will honor article 5, the alliance is already broken in the way that matters most.

"Even an elaborate cheating scheme won’t be enough to deliver Orbán victory if the polls are correct." This is a big deal:

Donald Trump is reportedly prepared to walk away from the giant toxic turd he dropped in the middle of the street, because, you know, that's what he does best.

Told you. This would be a militarily weaker Iran, but an Iran still standing in the face of the US, choking the world's oil and other vital resources, earning at least double what it earned pre-war from its own oil sales and perhaps still bombing its neighbours. Doesn't sound like a win to me.

"Even if Trump declares unilateral victory in the Gulf, Iran would still have more influence than him over US inflation. Iran's regime has stumbled on a weapon that can induce Taco." Me on Trump's declining fortunes at home & abroad. as.ft.com/r/c336f5ca-a...

I must say this is very Pyongyan-y

This is a massive and unconstitutional voter suppression effort aimed at giving Trump the power to create a list of who is allowed to vote by mail. We know where this will go -- the targeting of Democrats for mass disenfranchisement. We will sue and we will win.

STATEMENT ON OUR COMING LAWSUIT TO STOP TRUMP'S ELECTION EO from @lulacorg.bsky.social @democracydefendersfund.org @campaignlegal.org

You really should: 1) read this article (gift link) 2) read the text of the 25th Amendment 3) bang your head against a hard surface for at least 20 minutes www.wsj.com/world/middle...

Read more here: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/o...

Many people are saying, with tears in their eyes, that he's powerfully and beautifully unifying the country like no one has ever seen before

We can do this before January 2029 if we impeach and remove both him and J.D before then.

This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10

What an incredible clown.

I think he's going to announce he's inviting Hannibal Lecter over for dinner and some Arnold Palmers and appointing him to be special envoy to the ayatollahs.

Now TACO Trump wants to walk away while Iran still controls the Strait of Hormuz, meaning that country gets to decide who transits it with what toll paid to Iran. Art of the Deal!

This would have made even Dick Cheney blush.

Would make a great bingo game!

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is about to sign a voter suppression law. Super lawyer Marc Elias is ready to file a lawsuit to stop it: “Florida will be sued.” 🍿

A record warm winter meant that snow levels across the western U.S. were already low, but an incredible March heat wave has made things even worse

What a horrific crime. We all saw him get executed on the street. These murderers, as well as the other killers, will face justice, and charged. The Republican Party is blocking this and delaying justice. They are now a party promoting criminality, murder, and sexual abuse.

What the fuck, indeed. What are Y'all waiting for, GOP Congress? Are you THAT chickenshit to stand up against the Fanta Führer?

Epstein Ballroom

Just a reminder that the senator who sponsored the bill which became law with broad bipartisan support that states a president cannot pull the US out of NATO without congressional approval was … Marco Rubio.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers Happy April Fools Day to you and the fools you love!

NATO seems sad America is withdrawing and being replaced by Ukraine, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and Brazil

I Don’t Give A Shit What Kristi Noem’s Husband Does. I Care About What She’s Doing to Everyone Else. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

The Constitution, not the president, decides who is a citizen.

Burning every single alliance ever forged by the US. All because nearly 80M neanderthal assholes wanted an orange King/God, a 34 times convicted felon, child rapist because he hates who they hate. Grotesque, sick, disgusting sub humans. #NaziKing open.substack.com/pub/emwolf27...