Not lil ol' me getting a Christmas cruising from some hot bald bearded daddy in Beckenham Sainsbury's 🤩

We've been binge-watching Revenge and honestly while I love all the extremely camp and silly twists and turns, the best actors in the series are Madeline Stowe's upper lip and right eyelid 🤣🤣🤣

Not that I was ever going to go to the US while that orange, racist, rapist dictator is in office, but this absolutely puts the final nail in the coffin of going to that godforsaken country ever again. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...

When Onya Nurve introduced Myki Meeks I honestly thought she said "Manky Meats" 🤣🤣🤣

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

First time I've ever had someone get narky with me about *not* taking their photo. He wasn't happy when I said it was because he wasn't interesting enough 🤣 Like dude get the fuck out of my face with your mediocre existence 😒

On Wednesday it's two years since George died, and my Instagram feed is full of posts about pet grief which is triggering as fuck. Does the algorithm remember things like anniversaries?

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Absolutely sure I was just sat next to Jessie Ware on the Overground 👀

Farewell then Tim Davie. Under his watch the BBC whitewashed genocide, had the BBC News website resembling a “migrant crime” X account, boosted trans hate and the right wing STILL hate him. Quite an achievement

Manual zone focussing // hip shooting street practice in Soho yesterday afternoon went so damn well you guys. Like you know when you get into your groove and magic happens? I'm so proud of this little collection 🤩 www.instagram.com/p/DQ0DyQMjI4...

Well Labour does know everything about being disappointing and letting people down eyyoo

The darlings in the council estate over the road have dumped this... "artwork" outside and I am SCREAMING

Christ, she's so vile. I hope she has a life full of nothing but misery.

Film photography is such a learning process. I was at 34 of 36 exposures, and when I wound the film on, there was a funny clunk noise. I thought nothing off it and took shots 35 and 36, and started rewinding the roll into the canister.

Catching up on Bake Off. Aaron could absolutely fucking ruin every single orifice I have and I would thank him for it.

Y'know who I'd love to never hear about ever again? The fucking McCann's. Fuck me, they're like dog shit - everywhere.

I hate Rachel Reeves so fucking much, that Temu Grand High Witch looking fucker

Got my roll of Kodak UltraMax processed. It's a mixed bag. Shooting on film is so hard 🤣🫣 They just don't pop the way I think my digital photos do, though I suspect this is because I have to be extremely deliberate and so they're less spontaneous.

Hey, look, it’s the guy who paid affectionate tribute to US podcaster Charlie Kirk when he got murdered.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Aw maaaaan, I just fucked up a brand new roll of film for my camera. It wasn't catching on the sprockets so I wound it back to see if I could rescue it and it all went back in the canister 😩🤣🫣 Such a rookie error!

RIP JILLY COOPER! A queen who wrote THE most readable books in existence. People saw my thread of epic Jilly quotes and decided I was saying the books are shite. You COULDN'T be more wrong. Go and watch Rivals today.

BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x

Conflating the crimes of Israel with all jewish people… is plain as day antisemitism.

Not Patricia Routledge 😭

I'm waiting for Royal Mail to deliver a package at an unspecified time but I really need a poo 😩😩😩 I'm scared they'll come the exact moment I sit down on the pot 😩

Is it unBritish to appose genocide?

September 30th October 1st

600! I'm kinda amazed folks enjoy my silly photographs 🥹🥹🥹

Law Roach on Project Runway is just absolutely dreadful. He's such a snarky queen and if anyone claps back at his snark he gets even more snarky. Grossssss. Legit would wanna rip that mop right off his head.

Tourists, you best believe I'm gonna push you back out the tube if you try and get on before I've got off. Don't piss off Londoners.

I've decided to dabble in full photography, as it's not something I've much experience with. Here lies the start of a slippery, expensive slope 🤣

500! 🤩 Eeeeeeeeeeek!!!

Y'know what needs to be scrapped? Reform. Bin the fucking lot of them, the racist shit-stains. Scum of the earth, I'm sick to the back teeth of seeing the cunts everywhere.

To this very day, I wish an eternal, incurable case of crabs on the person/s who thought putting music on photos on Instagram was a good idea

Tina was right

On my way into town for Fujikina. Gonna attend some photography seminars, get some goodies, and do a photowalk with an Instax camera and professional street photographer 🤩 Excited!

Oh yeah

Some new bus stop ‘ads’ have appeared in Brighton 🇵🇸

Taking my new Viltrox 56mm f/1.8 lens to the Barbican today for a little trial run 🤩

On what grounds exactly? What crime has been committed here?

London Trans Pride: around 100,000 people - the media barely covers it the far right racist march: around 110,000 people - the media gives it full live coverage, minute by minute updates The UK media is complicit in the mainstreaming of racism as well as transphobia

He reaped what he sowed. A truly abhorrent person who's whole being was dedicated to talking about how evilly his mind worked and how he viewed others was killed. That's not a bad thing.

400!!! 😳🤩👌🏻

Just a fun reminder.

Someone gunned down and killed a right-wing Trump ally?

Fuck Roisin TERFy 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻