Half a Camembert Garlic Bread Wreath (with more garlic gloves and fresh thyme stuffed into the cheese) for brunch? Sure, why not

Your annual reminder... Fuck fox hunters and wish for them to fall off their horses really badly.

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

My parents got me one of these. I’m 43. My mum was so indignant when I mildly questioned it. Boomers are crazy.

Merry Xmas, yer little terrors

After five years of pretty solid use, the lamp in our projector pops on Xmas Eve 😭😅

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

Her name is Joanne Young and she needs our solidarity

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

I recommend this most years but the World Service audio production of Susan Cooper’s The Dark is Rising is a wonderful, eerie, beautifully produced piece of work. And the first episode is set on Midwinter’s Eve (which is tonight!) podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

The British Medical Association appears to be fed up with Streeting and his TERFy nonsense: www.bma.org.uk/advice-and-s...

"just protecting women and girls"

Epstein makes me feel physically sick and every single person involved or enable him deserves to rot in hell

Happy Holidays!

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

Just about to do a Zoom watch of The Muppets Christmas Carol with my partner’s parents. Their mum loves it. Tricky to see the family frequently since they live in Dorset and we’re up in Yorkshire. And it does seem to be the best adaptation of the source material.

On my way home from my last day of work. Thank fuuuuuu

I would mangia that o-n-e

Lots of these tales from my HMV years. The person I mostly think about during the festive season though was the guy who hammered on the glass doors at 16:15 on Christmas Eve after close at 16:00, screaming obscenities at us as we cleared up and saying we’d ruined Christmas by closing as advertised.

2025 has been shite and should get in the bin

Penultimate day of work, last two days both in the office. I’m just ready to be done

Fuck Fortnite

Trump is a cunt

All the news this weekend was bad so far as I could see.

I feel like you can stop eating bell peppers/capsicum for about ten years, and you’ll still find seeds scattered about from the last one you prepared

This timeline is so beyond cursed

I think losing a pet can feel particularly hard because your relationships with them are so intimate and shot through with tactility. You’re constantly cuddling, fussing, examining them, you feed and clean them, pick up after them, notice minor changes because you spend most of your days with them

Well this news puts this older story into a completely different light, no wonder she was worried about a potential conversion therapy ban

Craggie Baggie

Would have preferred not have ‘saying goodbye to your pension’ as a Xmas gift this year, and no doubt the ensuing economic crisis will somehow funnel more money upwards to billionaires… but at least people will shut the entire fuck up about me using AI for five whole minutes

Honestly being refused entry to the US for being Very Online would be one of my prouder moments

Please tell me this is the final stage of capitalism because I don’t know how many more I can take

Trains v delayed due to slippery rails. Been a while since I had a slippery rail

Never any money in being a decent, considerate and pleasant human being, but loads for being a nasty, bigoted arsehole, seemingly

Given the wide variety of abject bigotry and vileness she spouted, the terfs are really telling on themselves with that “We are all Sandie Peggie” sign www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/comment/equa...

Fuck Sandie Peggie, the nasty bigot

Again I am remined that Children of Men is set in 2027.

If I never hear anything about Unhinged Wizard Bigot again it’ll be too fucking soon

After becoming lame in his left foreleg over the course of a couple of weeks, not responding to pain relief or improving at all, we’ve been told our lad Saru potentially has a bone or nerve tumour and precise diagnosis alone could run to the thousands of pounds.

As a person with a trans NB partner, lots of trans friends and an ADHD diagnosis, I *love* living in the UK

Happy CEO shooting day, everyone

Fascism is no longer creeping, it’s strutting

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Transphobes can afford to march across the country threatening to sue every institution they meet into submission. Parents of trans children daren't raise their heads for fear of a deluge of abuse and threats. Is this justice? Is this liberty?

Just posting this, then I’m escaping again 🦌

Our older dog is struggling with a limp, which isn’t hugely unusual given his arthritis and a chronic condition with his toes, but has really started to drag his foot a lot which could indicate something much more serious.

Feeling quite festive and happy this morning 🎄

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Oh, shit. I missed my 8-year anniversary of being alcohol-free on 17 November