This is why I don’t even get on dating apps anymore 🤣

I just watched a nigga try and park a hatchback for 7 mins into a regular ass spot… bruh…

I kept thinking that god was intervening in my runs by hitting the pause button while I was on the treadmill. It took me 3 trips to the gym to realize today that my di*k was hitting the stop button…. Tall people problems.

Stop it… we’re elite.

2 minimum?? Lmao

Aye… I’m a man of the people.

Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣

I like this price list

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Yes but…

Yes ma’am.

😂😂😂😂😂

Yes… I know they’re gonna want their moneys worth, and I know my worth.

Beautifully and aptly stated.

$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum) $300 polite conversation (2-hours) $500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours) $1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)

Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses… Both sides were never the same.

Lmao happy Black history month 😭😭 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...

sometimes your humbleness makes people think they can try you

Good morning ladies. I just wanted to remind you that wearing workout clothes doesn’t burn calories. Some of y’all been walking around here delulu lemon.

Aries… but big shout out to Pisces and Libras. They all nasty, and I love it.

I really started from the bottom and now my kids a hitting on my shoulders waiting for me to get to the next level for them.

It’s kinda nice being unknown online. I’m enjoying this.

Guess I’m not watching the second half of that game…

Sometimes you gotta give in… 😒😒😒

We just chillin, milkin’ Top Billin

Both help you escape reality.

How many more makeup artist do we need?

Once I start sleeping right, go to the gym regularly, lose 30 pounds, get my teeth fixed, change my wardrobe, get some confidence, learn to budget, get promoted and stop crying myself to sleep… it’s over for y’all.

whatever brings you that immense joy, do more of that. that's your luxury

Absolutely facts… I’m going to send her this. I’m probably going to be threatened.

Now how I get in this?!

Chapter 33. Thank you, Lord, for 33 years around the sun. For every blessing and every lesson, I’m so grateful . ❤️🍾🎂 #Birthday

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only. Here’s mine ✨🤎🎤

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only. Here’s mine ✨🤎🎤 (Every Sport Needs a GOAT)

Happy birthday bro!!

Leave her ass at home and go have a respectable good time.

Who is oui???

Not a fire sign on the list, you must have not had the experience yet… good luck.

You know who WASN'T spitting??? Jim Jones on Throw Some Ds remix

Jay-Z on Juvenile “Ha” remix

While I’m thinking about it, any other DJs on here I need to follow? R&B, Hip Hop, House, 90s preferred #musicsky

Bent the knee. 😏