The hhhWh!tes are foaming at the mouth because of the next half time show and I'm here for it.

Stuck between wanting 2 pairs of heels and lacey things or a tablet.

Dry wall has increased in cost by 44% in 2 years. We're pretty much screwed, folks.

Tired of me and mine being hunted

An oil change and pedicure is in my future. Life is always making me spend money.

The Mondayest Tuesday ever + monsoons + wind

I need a new laptop but I don't wanna buy it. In conclusion I will not have a new laptop.

Heavy on the liking women bc a lot of mf's simply do not

Ranching is when I feel closest to my grandfather. Almost 19 years gone. Getting my hands dirty followed by a cold beer and fresh steak is how we still converse.

I want 2 pairs of heels or 2 pairs of earrings or a new purse. But I won't buy anything because I thought about it too long and lost interest.

The scent of an oncoming monsoon in the 🏜 🤌🏼

True life: I look like a speckled homemade tortilla

Did a professional introduction with a handshake and the man replied, "Amen."

I've earned every single penny of my paycheck and I don't like that 😒

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Why do I even have cashapp anymore?

I hate bras from the depths of my soul

90's and 2000's club music to show myself my knees are healthy

105°

left I'm 25. right I'm 43.

This El Camino I keep seeing on the road is taunting me

Artsy nudes go kinda hard

I want some magic stars. #PeacemakerSeason2

My nerves are rattled because my God son asked me to name 10 Spiderman villains while on a video call with my cousin smirking in the background... I did that shit tho 😵‍💫

San Diego never owes me a damn thing

Airport beers are the best beers almost feel hydrating at times 😆

Farm fresh eggs are elite

Viernes

One day I'll be rich like you all

Pollo asado

Suavemente

I can't be entirely sure, but I think I'm going to placed in a scenario where I am on a panel to interview a past career nemesis.

Words matter.

Saw a bag I love. It's $700. Convincing myself the bag is ugly.

Forever obsessed with desert portraits

Flashback to when I used to sew hella masks

Little things really do speak volumes. Loudly.

Nothing like a last minute outing with your girls to prove you still have well oiled knees and ankles

Anoche

I fixed my washing machine by replacing two parts over the last 3 years. I'm not moving or getting under that hoe again. Time to buy a new one. It's had a lonnnnnng run.

Blessed to be able to call "Mexican food" simply "food".

Forever taking artsy nudes that stay on the cutting room floor because one day I'll look back and be like "damn I was fine as hell."

How does it know what my glasses look like

If I ever owned a glass butter dish I'd spend too much time making sure it looked perfect under the glass

All of you are so rich

Logging into exactly what you should see first 😆 🤣

A wee bit toasty