Main reason I’ll be on here less. Shyt is exhausting. Catch me on threads

Pub sub and chicken wings. Praise be to

Hella accurate actually

Unfortunately that man did not die, they just spotted him going to golf 🙃😭

This! I do not want a DJ, bottle service, and hookah smoke in my eyes at 11AM

This accent makes me fold every time I hear it. Idc

I dreamt an incredible idea for a show called Petty House Flippers. Find people owning a house w/ potential but their fam & friends are haters. Help owner renovate then bring the haters to tour when it’s done & guess market value. Then owner could be like WRONG, it just sold for $1.5M 🤣😂

I don’t know if yall knew this but Arizona is hot

Southwest is actually denying people boarding if they don’t gate check bags because they ran out of space. Second flight I’ve heard doing this so far this morning. Crazy

Having two major airports within 25 mins of my house is so handy honestly

Things I never mind waking up extra early for is to get on a plane to go on a trip. This is not even early but my flight isn’t for another almost 4 hours 🤣 I need to people watch with a Bloody Mary while I’m doing my only 2 work calls for the day

It is 8:38am

Omg not my friend texting me about being robbed at gunpoint in his driveway yesterday. WTF

I wish you could archive posts on here. There’s some stuff I don’t want to show up in my timeline anymore but I don’t want to straight up delete it either

As soon as someone of the penile variety says they are in a relationship or dating someone I put them on the DND list. Not even trying to get caught up by accident lol

Thought about telling my FL fren I was gonna be in town for a few days but not sure he’s worth breaking my celibacy streak 🥲😂

Sure, you can do this life shit alone. But it just hits different when you got somebody who gets you and shows up for you and doesn’t make it feel like you’re just taking up space, they WANT you there. I look forward to that eventually.

The song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is she even with Stefon anymore? Chile…

I have a friend who for the last 25 years I stopped trying to save his number and just answer anytime someone calls me from a Delaware area code because mans cannot keep his phone on for NOTHING 😅

Interesting. Got a TX voter registration form in the mail. I’m still registered in FL

lol at how the Southwest app claps at you when it’s time to check in for your flight

Every time I pop on here yall are arguing about something 🤣

Cardi B having to explain how being pregnant is a disability in court is wild, and it also demonstrates how we collectively refuse to believe we’re all temporarily abled and that status can be fluid.

Just read about this on Threads earlier. Wild times we are living in

Less conversation about the "Male Loneliness Epidemic" and more conversation about the Incompetent Human Beings Epidemic Because someone asked me for a link to buy garbage bags on Amazon instead of just searching "garbage bags" on Amazon 🙄

Please stop sharing this. He hasn’t said that Yall gotta stop reposting things from no name “news” sources

Standing in solidarity with anyone who does laundry but refuses to fold them until 3 business days later...... Or longer. No judgement.

It’s called the Quarter-life crisis, yes. lol

Was actually in a deep sleep for once where I wasn’t about to wake up until my alarm and here she goes moving furniture around and banging the vacuum into every bedroom wall

It is 4:48am, why tf are you vacuuming?!

I have been perpetually online since the AT&T people came into our class to talk about what the internet and fiber optic cables were lol

Those, MiGente, AOL, Skype, Trillian, NeoPets…. Wussup? 😂

I done got my heart broken so many times but at least I never leave a situation wondering… I give until I can’t and that’s why I’m at peace with the past

Hmmmmm, this might get me to try switching over www.cnet.com/culture/ente...

I really think I’m going to stick with cruising for travel for right now because having to go through airport customs with this government is not something I want to do

I’m a Cancer and not too much a wine girl but I do not like Cabernet though I don’t know the diff between Franc & Sauvignon

What does one buy for a 2 year old’s birthday who already has an abundance of toys, clothes, books, etc? I might just give his mama some money and call it a day

I’ll make it randomly if I’m having a craving if I can’t find a restaurant that does. Mostly as I DO NOT need a whole tray sitting in my house 🤣

Whew that bonus check just hit my account. Let me just…

Another day, another shooting

Growing up financially insecure means I always have a running list in my head of things I can get rid of, bills I can alternate paying on, and where I can scrimp and save to get through a month Those should not be skills I may have to tap back into because this country is collapsing

Literally. Apples are the best thing cause do y'all not go to cider mills and stuff ?? That cider be hitting with them donuts 😭🧐

Jeans dude needs to link up with the dude who had the string bikini boxers

Waking up to Jean Van Winkle getting packed up is hilarious 🤣

The amount of money they spent on this brand rollout to now roll it back lmao They should talk to HBO

This country is levels of absurd I didn’t realize were possible www.huffpost.com/entry/cracke...

Soundtrack has been playing in my head on repeat

The first one that came to mind is La Isla Bonita but there are too many!