H&M cashier tried to get my mom to put her email address & birth year into her personal phone. When that didn't work, she tried to trick her outta $10. Every older person isnt gullible 🤣

I think the-fuck not. Maybe in 2029.

Welp...trolling doesn't in the real world.

This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

I could get allll the tacos at Condados 🤣

The fact that it failed is what makes it peak Salt Lake City...weirdest place I've ever been in my life 🤣

Morbid, but real: if I'm ever diagnosed with dementia, I'm going out before it gets me. Life has shown me things... I don't have that in me.

No, but some did leave early. It initially didn't make sense why anyone in Pittsburgh would leave: all we saw was DC & NY. I didn't find out about Shanksville until that evening.

Drunk mf in the next booth across from me has a Nextel phone...I haven't heard that chirp since 2009.

Not far off: it's 12th. Neither the UVU campus, city, nor the state, respectively, have more than a 2.5% Black population.

I've hated going to sit-down restaurants for a while now; some fuckery always takes place. My mom is always tryna drag me to one. I finally go & what's waiting on us? Some fuckery. This is why I get my shit to go.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

...well.......

Just in case you needed a reminder!

Spent Sunday night at the hospital with my grandma. Came home yesterday & slept a smooth 16 hours 🤣

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Somebody that’s a victim in every situation is somebody that’s a liar.

I swear August just started....the hell did this month go?

Fundamentals of Journalism class at Howard. My 7th math teacher (Mrs Livsey) was Black. She was cool, but I hated math.

I can't bring myself to open LinkedIn. Does anybody know of any communications roles?

If it takes petty theft for somebody to finally accept no as an answer...get a Uhaul next time 🤣

And yet, I’m my hometown, for some reason, these are the schools that had to have metal detectors, see through backpacks, uniform dress code that even prohibited Jordans and constant police patrol… interesting

No rejection email + it's still on the website = ghost job.

First chair alto sax. Which reminds me, I gotta bring it outta the basement... see if I still got it 🤣

Do Do you Got a First Aid Kit Handy

Nobody approved this IG maps thing but Myron...

I've thought about starting my own consulting thing for a while, but a glimpse into the b2b world made me second-guess it

I hope Aquamayne is having thee best day, today & every day....Chair-y Sanders, too 🤣🤣🤣

.....THIS is how I found out he was in Pittsburgh????

💯 If it was really about the wife, she could've gone on theknot.com & found her in two seconds like everyone else.

My friend died in January. I didnt think it could get shittier... Nope. Her bitch-ass ex-husband left my 11-year-old godson at a hospital & told them he wanted to sign over his parental rights.

I can hold a note....

Decided to try some cheap clarifying shampoo... & threw that shit out. Design Essentials never put me through the tangled disaster this one did 🫩

The last thing we need in this world is a devil's advocate. That man is already putting in OT, miss me ENTIRELY with that.

That "Lost & Turned Out" song by The Whispers is such a wild remix of Little Red Riding Hood.

The only thing sadder than Michael dying 16 years ago today is that Farrah Fawcett died that morning & this completely overshadowed it....😬

Some of them snuck into a ball, because they're running "chopped" in the ground now & acting like they don't know where it came from...

Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.

Baking coco bread at 2:30 am....Putting free will to use

It was never about finding fraud and waste. Never.

I love Amerie. I damn near played a hole through my "All I Have" cd in the 2000s. To preserve those fond memories, I'll be avoiding that TinyDesk fiasco.

Iyanla needs to come out of retirement to fix this... I miss the art 💔

Dude went off on his brother last night for announcing Niko's death on Tik Tok like he didn't openly deny his dying child three weeks ago

🎶Can we make love like we first met🎶 Absolutely- the fuck-not. Gimme the 3rd or 4th time when I know what works 🤣

Every time I think the Brian McKnight stories have hit their lowest, this man finds a trap door.

Most white people have NO CLUE what the First Amendment “free speech” protections even are. These folks really think “free speech” means people have the right to say whatever they want whenever and wherever they, with full insulation and immunity from any and all consequences. Utter nonsense.

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

Helping my mom dogsit, right? Fell asleep, bc this lil boy had me up at 6 am to go 💩. Feel something on my lip.. his nose is almost in my mouth 😭😭😭