Do NOT suggest dialysis to your nephrology attending unless you’re ready to die on that hill like they’re generally pleasant and good natured people until you mention dialysis or if you tell them cardio is waiting to do a procedure based on renal function then they get ACTIVE omg

The intern on nephro last month said she was barely doing anything, had like 3 patients and went home at 1?? Now I’m on nephro with 7 patients, constantly on the run and leaving at 5/6?? Somebody’s lying!

“I only use ChatGPT to—“ Silence. All use is unethical. It’s trained on stolen works and ruining the environment.

Getting to see nephro hate on cardio firsthand >>>>>> honestly it feels justified🥰

Survived my first month/block of residency on floors and I’m on nephro now and tell me why this attending not only does not use elevators but literally RUNS up the stairs like I literally tripped and busted my ass trying to catch this man? He plays too much 😭😭

I’m already falling behind in residency and intern year hasn’t even started like??? I’m in danger

My first two electives in residency being nephro and cardio…oh the HATE me 😭

Said I was gonna read ten (10) books before I started residency all I’ve done is play on my switch 🥰🥰🥰

Just found out my surgery rotation where I got bullied by other med students because I said the hours made no sense and that we couldn’t see any real surgeries cause we had a student scheduling us has been pulled as an offering!! You see when you do clownery…

And when I finally get a residency paycheck and buy the switch 2 so I can turn my old switch into a “travel/family” switch

There is not enough time is the (Stardew Valley) day!!!

This Nintendo announcement most definitely better come with an animal crossing expansion

[starting a metroid game] i like how the nice lady with arms made out of gun has cool clothes and many powerful toys. time to get used to this status quo

Doctors Without Borders are a blatantly political organization with deep ties to the “people shouldn’t die” industry

Can you get rhabdo in just your arms like?? This is why I switched to Pilates arms because I have not been able to fully extend my arms in 3 days because of an arm workout I did TUESDAY like wtf

Having attended multiple PWIs for undergrad and grad school (unfortunately) I can confidently say the real answer is Piano Man by Billy Joel if we’re being honest but Sweet Caroline is a good runner up

What does it say about me that my “comfort” shows/movie are usually horror…

Whoop whoop 🙌

The bird app being overrun with AI images specifically mimicking the style of Hayao Miyazaki, the founder of Studio Ghibli, when he specifically has said he HATES AI is just diabolical I can’t look at it anymore

It was for her protection cause I know they were going to find her

As excited and fortunate as I am to have a job come July I can’t help but feeling empty post Match Day like the “I wanna kms” vibe still isn’t gone!! Love that for me😊😊😊😊😊

I’m gonna be a doctor! NRMP you will crumble but I’ll see you on the floors this summer! 👩🏾‍⚕️🥼🩺🖤

oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up

Patient’s copy-n-pasted chart every day for past two weeks: “Extremities: 2+ pitting edema” The patient:

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

producer: soo the PR hadn’t been great, can we make a character black? jk rowling: fine. how about the evil one. snake producer: voldemort? no. what about a good guy jk rowling: oh ok. like the most evil good guy producer: well. ideally not jk rowling: can i- producer: you cannot rename him

Having integrity is a major handicap if you want a career in academia

The only thing I’m gonna say till Match™️ is my anxiety is through the roof & my coping mechanism of choice has been to just dissociate & not think about it & there are people on The Bird App™️ literally doing a DAILY countdowns, family & friends asking constantly & I just want everyone to SHUT UP!!!!

Making an entirely AI operated hospital with AI doctors and AI operated equipment and vehicles is so stupid oooh dpmo #Subservience

Pornchai telling me to dream of him like baby come get this 🐱 #TheWhiteLotus

Imagine you’re at a luxury spa w your best girlfriend and she reveals that she voted for Trump like I would have come across the table and gagged her omg #TheWhiteLotus

Ngl I would k*ll for Gaitok #WhiteLotus

Watching this movie on Netflix called Subservience and the mouthless AI SIMs doing a full on heart transplant is scarier than the man having sex with the AI SIM that fell in love with him cause he made her watch Casablanca lmaoooo

(trying to sleep) no papá my eyes yearn for the phone

Parents are cutting me off from paying for my nails on July 1st they said omg…I cannot afford my lifestyle on a resident salary fr…

Scary movies pmo soooooo bad because it’s always the husbands that don’t listen like it pmo so bad they’re so dense!!!!

The number of nonblack students saying the n-word in my face is just so 🥴🥴🥴

My favorite baby gay coming to my class today to let me know he hasn’t been fighting since I last spoke to him!! I’m such a role model😭😌

I didn’t even know you could decline until I saw your post. I’m declining every time from now on www.reddit.com/r/privacy/co...

Small child on my flight kept kicking my seat?? Does she know I fight kids?? Like she’s crazy???

Pete Buttigieg I put my flight into your capable hands!!!

I always decline TSA take my picture like girl why tf you need my picture for y’all have 173629101 cameras in the airport already????

He ate that

Love when they do this

Man at the airport saw me working at a bar, bought me a glass of wine, and left!! I have to find him now obviously the sexiest thing a man could do is leave me the hell alone!!

Getting to the airport like 5 hours early pmo so bad because like wtf do I do with my time till it’s time to leave and my phone is dying cause I can’t check in for my flight yet lmaoo

White ppl need to understand that their worst enemy is…white ppl. Even the reason most black ppl don’t like white ppl is because of…white ppl. So instead of worrying about what black ppl got going on turn you attention to…white ppl! And if you don’t know the “white ppl” I’m talking about…well 🤷🏾‍♂️

The spirit of Pete Buttigieg be with my flight 🙌🏾🙌🏾😭😭

Errol Musk being simultaneously the worst person ever for giving us Elon Musk but so funny for hating Elon Musk more than all of us lmaooo