The biggest lie the James Bond films sold wasn’t any of the stuff about hot spies, magic cars or poorly made cocktails, it’s that there was a government organisation willing to drown insane billionaires in a vat of radioactive coolant for the betterment of humanity.

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

First Trump accelerates the adoption of renewables, then destroys the meat industry. Stumbling dick-first into the green transition we need.

🚨DR UK's Statement on the EHRC's New Code of Practice "We are appalled at implications that an adequate workaround is trans people using Disabled toilets instead. We will not be used as a loophole in the wider erosion of trans rights." Full statement👇 www.disabilityrightsuk.org/news/disabil...

🚨 NEW: 27 Members of Parliament have signed a motion to reject the EHRC Code of Practice edm.parliament.uk/early-day-mo... Ask yours to join them: equalrecognition.eaction.org.uk/rejectthecode

Good Moleman to You! Today, Homer and Abe get their Snake Oil Salesman act on, and Marge goes to therapy to unpack childhood trauma (the source of all fears, obviously).

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Good Moleman to You! Today, Homer and Abe get their Snake Oil Salesman act on, and Marge goes to therapy to unpack childhood trauma (the source of all fears, obviously).

Anyone else getting a sudden random surge of followers from empty generic accounts all with pet profile pics? Some weird bot shenanigans no doubt, but I don't know what it's in aid of

So glad we now have certainty that Labour hates trans people and wishes we'd either hide from the public or die quietly without a fuss. It wasn't entirely clear up until now.

A great bit from Rich on a first-hand experience of seeing exactly how those vultures at Roblox go after younger gamers, both taking them for a ride and (arguably as bad) poisoning their general relationship with games as a medium. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Guys! PODCAST! It’s about Arnold! I mean FOR Arnold!! I’m great at naming things!!! It’s Red Heat. We talk about a movie that maybe five people have heard of! Go listen to it!

New Arnie just dropped! Moleman will be a little while longer yet, so this will have to hold you over if you're missing my or Matt's voices. If you're missing Michael, you'll have to wait. open.spotify.com/episode/2Yhf...

On May 16th I'll be hiking 31km through the Black Mountains to help fundraise for the Mountain Rescue Team that got me off a mountain in bad weather last year. Please give generously to support this self-funded volunteer emergency service. www.justgiving.com/page/jon-em-...

Pigeon with a Tinny is a powerful energy

"this would be really bad and so, ipso facto, it can't happen" is the assumption underlying the entire Trump era and it's sort of bleakly funny to see people clinging to it even as the train is jumping the tracks

“The revealed preference is their core voters actively enjoy being taken for a ride by the most obvious scam artists you’ve ever seen, as long as they validate their morbid pathologies about race and gender as they do so.” www.liberalcurrents.com/respecting-r...

It seems somewhat fitting for humanity to solve the climate crisis accidentally through the idiot decisions of total dipshits, and for us all to collectively not learn a damn thing.

Local newspapers like @liverpoolecho.co.uk doing the work, the national press shy away from. Thank you @liverpoolecho.co.uk. In other news Nigel Farage has been invited to a Downing St rally about combating antisemitism, Zack Polanski has not been invited. Make of that what you will!

BREAKING: First Ever Green Mayor Win 🎉 Zoë Garbett has been elected Mayor of Hackney – huge congratulations!

Don't forget to go out and vote today if you have elections in your area/country. Even if you think electoral politics doesn't change anything! The Fascists are hoping your apathy will hand them the win. Go and do it!

📣Election Day! Polling stations are open! Your chance to vote for amazing Green councillors who have just 2 vested interests - your local community and your environment. Make hope normal again & Vote Green💚 (& remember to take photo ID to the polling station!)

My mum put a photo I took through an AI bot recently and the response, aside from the info she wanted, was "oh what a wonderful photo, you have a real talent for photography!" I honestly just felt kind of gross about it. I categorically do not need a toaster to glaze me on my camera skills

I don’t exactly know what’s going on here, but it seems appropriate to invoke the First Law of Elon Musk: In any given scenario involving Elon Musk, the most pathetic explanation is almost certainly the correct one.

Oh yeah, podcast went out this morning. I should mention these things. Good Moleman and whatnot. We got our American Sports Correspondent @fixxxer.bsky.social back to talk ice hockey with us! youtu.be/k9y7XgNBAaM

If you don’t see what’s happening here, if you still think there is zero media bias against the Left, and no smear campaign going on against the Greens, you are completely deluded. The man arrested was a Reform voter.😡

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Oh yeah, podcast went out this morning. I should mention these things. Good Moleman and whatnot. We got our American Sports Correspondent @fixxxer.bsky.social back to talk ice hockey with us! youtu.be/k9y7XgNBAaM

Kind of incredible how even over a decade on, he still can't get over Obama roasting him that one time. Never in history has one man been so owned by a joke.

Did you get those election flyers printed? Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' sinister, just like you wanted

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The Daily Mail aren't even trying to pretend to be normal anymore. Lower bills & invest in our communities. Join.greenparty.org.uk

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%

"Well, Donald's just this guy, you know?"

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Good Moleman to You! Sorry this one was a while in the making. NASA was very distracting this past week or so. We return to the treehouse for Halloween in April, and Bart gets a girlfriend. Hijinks ensue.

Would be entertaining to run for this and if you somehow win, instantly defect to the Greens on day 0

There are multiple events I've seen advertised locally that have sounded like my cup of tea, but they were promoted with obviously gen AI art and I've lost interest immediately. One was ostensibly an artistic event which just feels offensive, honestly

Audiences are drowning in so many options now they'll basically take any reason to dismiss your work. Using AI is a rocketship straight to the dumpster.

On May 16th I'll be hiking 31km through the Black Mountains to help fundraise for the Mountain Rescue Team that got me off a mountain in bad weather last year. Please give generously to support this self-funded volunteer emergency service. www.justgiving.com/page/jon-em-...

For any Welsh followers of mine: ACORN are asking Senedd candidates commit to our demands to protect the vulnerable, improve our rights, and strengthen our communities. Sign our petition to add your voice! acornuk.good.do/cymru/senedd...

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign