When the president gets ordered, multiple times, to pay out federal food benefits as the law requires:

KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile KOKO: jealousy cynic

I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it

why anyone thinks it’s a good idea to torment your readers with images of douthat is beyond me

Oh you mean this guy hates NY?

Today in 🙄😳WTF🤬🙃 letters to @sltrib.com www.sltrib.com/opinion/lett...

came across this with no context but you know what, sure okay

it is the marshawn lynch approach to politics

This is so much goddamn work!!

“we polled 9 people outside the ny post office and one said they would leave if mamdani were elected…”

my god

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”

Submitted a job application. Gonna throw up lol.

I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum. www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...

or you could be nice, go over for the bbq, and get your tastebuds lit up in ways you’ve never experienced before

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

All the boys these days have mustaches. Are beards out? Don’t their cheeks get cold?

well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

Again, it can’t be that hard to find a white fisherman veteran who (a) doesn’t have a white supremacy tattoo fetish and (b) hasn’t waterboarded anyone

JUST GET A HEART THAT SAYS MOM

you know it was a pretty bad idea to elect this mfer president again

Higher ed in the US is totally fucked There. I said it out loud Dems are spineless chodes. There is no one to save us. Our administrators are also spineless.

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

just a bunch of menschy guys who were one bad pitch away from closing the deal 😔

Woo referring to the yell to start his answer says it all

IT'S BACK!!! John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹

OMG my THERAPIST just texted me: “My condolences.”

very happy for all the casuals getting to enjoy this lovely ball game im going to go throw up

i swear to god the number of times I’ve watched george springer kill the mariners smdh

well that sucks

you’re kidding

Barger? I hardly even know ‘er!

A university that signs the “compact” is one that acknowledges its own inability to compete and succeed based talent and merit. It would signal insecurity and mediocrity to current and future students and faculty. Say no. Recruit the best people, protect their freedom and support their hard work.

Amazing pitch selection to get geno swinging at pitches behind the lefty batters box to then throw meatball fastballs

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pop up and gidp coming right up!

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Welp there’s another one who I used to think was smart putting his whole ass out there as big ol dummy

Honestly, yes, one of the most personally embarrassing things is how a field so committed to parsing imaginary status distinctions suddenly cannot see that they’re pitching themselves as The University of Phoenix.

In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.

the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy

Love this bc there are like three moms who drive their kids to our neighborhood middle school in cybertrucks.

PREACH! www.nature.com/articles/s41...

As expected, the first 9 compacts were a trial run. They have now come for all of us. And each of us, and all of us, should say no. Scoop via @liamknox.bsky.social at Bloomberg: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

3-0 since Humpy won