As predictable as gravity, techno or the two times table 🙄 Bibi the Butcher doesn't need a reason, he just wants an excuse

"A military operation involves deception. Even though you are incompetent, claim to be competent. When humiliated, claim victory" Don Tzu - The Art of Wuh?

The UK banning Kanye from performing for his past vile statements while Eric Clapton has 2 UK shows this month is freebase irony.

Anyone else getting strong Croesus-at-the-Oracle-of-Delphi vibes from this statement?

Resume communications in Farsi & play some nasheeds in the background

There is no question that the US is losing the propaganda war with Iran. Unlike the AI generated crap US official accounts keep posting, this is top quality.

Lloegr

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

Quite a few quakes off the Reykjanes peninsula today. Well over a hundred in the last 7hrs, though only two at 4 aM and 15 over 3 aM. Most seem to be around 10km depth but at least ten were less than 2km deep. No idea if it's tectonic or magmatic in origin as it's out at sea, so no elevation data.

Thank you for your attention in this matter

Eid al Fatr and the sun is shining 😎 youtu.be/BwIyqJ0whqk

There's a Tantalus joke to be made here, but I just can't get to the punchline

It's that time of year again

"Beware the aisles of merch." - soothsayer accosting Caesar on his way into a Taylor Swift concert.

Tullamore's finest strikes again 🎤 youtu.be/JYRA7emLkWE

First we need to establish what the gay elements are Potassuim, obviously, and cobalt. Francium, selenium and manganese. Got my suspicions about krypton & phosphorus too

Kinell mun, I didn't know The Singing Postman went through an electronica phase! "Av yow got a Fairlight boi?"

Here we go again youtu.be/eRl6-bHlz-4

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Who says you can't fry salad? #SaagKhumb

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Everyone seems to be assuming that the alleged Family Voting in yesterday's by election was done by the brown folks, but coercive control is a blight on all ethnicities. I don't think the Desi community need to be told who the racist party is, but I CAN see the gammons bullying in the voting booth

It's been a while since I made a Lajaña 🤤 (Like a lasagne, but with chili con carne in the layers, chipotle paste mixed into the white sauce and a nachos lid for extra crunch & extra yum)

Paddington at the BAFTAs, but he’s doing Tony Montana’s ‘bad guy’ bit from Scarface.

Fair play to Bobby Martin, he's spent the whole gig at the back of the stage, tickling the ivories or tooting his saxamaphone, and then he pulls off this vocal virtuosity right at the end youtu.be/ufb6vuYhpKw

it was getting dicey there for a minute but ok we can keep the internet

Irreversible

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

Swansea Council's lawsuit has really energised the boys

One Flew Over The Muppet's Nest

Dress for the job you want to lose to AI, not for the job you’ve already lost to AI.

Maybe, if we take him to the cairn on top of Pen Y Fan, cut his still beating heart out with an obsidian knife and fling the body down Jacob's Ladder, the Rugby Gods will be appeased and this curse be lifted from upon us?

Finally, a good use for A.I.

Post an image you can hear

The Wittgenstein duck/rabbit chat at the beginning reminded me of this...

Minister for Nightlife

All my hoities toitied

Reposting for absolutely no reason. 🙄

What's the penalty for pegging in Saudi Arabia?

Fraidd yn unochrog, hwn 🏉

Symuda, ast! youtu.be/9txJZI2sJ44

if the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

This was a wild story. Full background here, check it out youtu.be/Y0AbHKcIQxk

🎶 Braverman Braverman Does whatever a grifter can Zero class Zero gorm So she’s switched To Reform Look out Here comes the Braverman 🎶

They call it "pulling a Vatican"

Kids getting murdered in kindergagten "Things happen. It is a price we have to pay in order to be able to bear arms against a repressive government." Repressive government murders people in the middle of the street in front of their home. "Well, he was armed."

Appears this is also true for fascism.