Symuda, ast! youtu.be/9txJZI2sJ44

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

Prince Harry's let himself go

This was a wild story. Full background here, check it out youtu.be/Y0AbHKcIQxk

🎶 Braverman Braverman Does whatever a grifter can Zero class Zero gorm So she’s switched To Reform Look out Here comes the Braverman 🎶

They call it "pulling a Vatican"

Kids getting murdered in kindergagten "Things happen. It is a price we have to pay in order to be able to bear arms against a repressive government." Repressive government murders people in the middle of the street in front of their home. "Well, he was armed."

Appears this is also true for fascism.

Evening officer. ✌️

That last line 😤 They may face retribution, but that's not the same thing as justice

And he'll be laid to rest in a coffin lined with tin foil

Ten years 🥺 youtu.be/8nKb2JC7Qn0

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Caveat lector - I don't know enough about the supply/manufacturing chain (or the cost of RAM) to judge the veracity in this, but it does have a good ring to it

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

🗡️ The Skewer is back tonight at 11:15pm on @BBCRadio4 & @BBCSounds. This week it’s all about oil: Trump wants the life-giving Spice, Grok wanders into the Upside Down, and Countryfile’s photo contest sees some unusual entries. 🎧 Headphones recommended. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m... #TheSkewer

Just seen a Michael Spicer post that reminded me of this classic youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag

Four Lion Bars Crouching Kitten, Hidden Newt The Ipcress Flyer 2001 A Spice Oddity Withnail & Ibuprofen

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

How I'm walking out of 2025.

Anticircumvention laws are some of the biggest horseshit in modern copyright legislation, so repealing them would be an absolutely massive win for humanity as a whole. Really hope this catches on worldwide!

Big up the anthracite massive! youtu.be/fGRQJ_ZKvvU

Shooby Taylor Portsmouth Sinfonia ...or better still, the Portsmouth Sinfonia with Shooby Taylor 🔥🔥

As promised, your final Icelandic yule creatures post! This evening, on the 24th, Icelanders will gather together and unwrap presents. While books are a common gift, folklore states if you don't get new clothes for Christmas, the frightening Yule Cat (Jólakötturinn) will eat you. #iceland #christmas

This is hands down my favourite #SolarFlare in recent years, an event from September 2024. The flare persisted for several hours, giving us a jaw-dropping view of ‘coronal rain’ (seen in the yellow structure) and ‘supra-arcade downflows’ (seen in the cyan structure). A beauty!

Got a dog? This is a MUCH better idea than that elf on a shelf bollocks!

Do they do a smaller, portable version I can use to fuck with those irritating arseholes on the bus & train who won't use headphones? Better still, one with a focussed parabolic emitter instead of those omni directional antennae

Sit and twist for Xmas

Morning all. Allow me to show you the perfect burn 🔥

Proppa!

Well, Farage is a braying, racist, odious cunt, so he's already got quite a lot in common with Churchill

This reminds me of that time I went to donate some blood. Never again! Too many damn questions, like "who are you?", "how did you get in here?", "whose blood is it?" or "why is it in a bucket?"

Timeo patris et dona arabicum

I've just heard someone on the radio pronounce Llareggub as "clary gibb" 😤

It SHOULD happen again. We don't want this kind of creeper surveilance in our lives.

Breaking. Liz Truss wins this year's FIFA Prize for Economics.

“Get out of my fucking seat.”

Received some hate mail in the post today, with a return envelope

"Dreamscape droppin' the bass, Are you ready to say Grace?" youtu.be/5_JmXCNPs6Y

Normal service has been resumed 😐

Someone buy that TMO a pint!

I reckon I must be hallucinating! Gwon bois!

Come on now, we all know this is the real NZ national anthem youtu.be/AYvMeT2GC14

Feeling quite optimistic today. I think Wales might very well score as many points as our soccerball team did the other night

The people attacking Palestinians in the West Bank aren't settlers, they're terrorists. The word “settler” is a misdirection to evoke the fantasy of rugged pioneers surveying an untamed prairie. The reality is that fundamentalist bigots are committing land theft and ethnic cleansing.

Ffs Adams 🙄