How to fix soccer: 1. The field is too big, shrink it. 2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two. 3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid. 4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage. 5. Pawns everywhere.

Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB

Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.

Ya en su día me fui de FB porque no quise saber nada de ese primo segundo que resulta que se pasa el día soltando racistadas en su cuenta. Y ahora tengo a una amiga muy amiga en IG que se ha hecho fan de Vito Quiles. Polarización: yo no me he movido de mi postura y ellos se han tirado al monte.

dude we gotta shoot computer

Yes, we are all Belén. 😢 The movie Belén is Argentina’s International Feature Film entry for the upcoming Oscars. The true story follows Belén (a pseudonym), who is falsely imprisoned for having an abortion when she really had a miscarriage.

Brillante estrategia. "Nuestro juego es mediocre, pero al menos somos unos cretinos. Una cosa por la otra"

Pido perdón a todos aquellos guiones que he criticado por ser demasiado obvios.

Aún quedan 14 días de 2025, tiempo de sobra para que se desvele no quiénes sino cuántos Borbones están en los papeles de Epstein

Cereal costs $11 now.

The fact that the games industry is so dead-set on disregarding Concept Art as being part of the game it helps make is eternally frustrating to me. If the slop machine extrudes a design for you that you then force an artist to make "real", that still means there's AI generated content in the game.

Ana Rosa Quintana siempre haciendo historia de la TeleRisión🥹:

alucinando con esto que me ha pasao mi amigo néstor de que un jefe del silksong está basado en un concepto de juan camus de ot1

Sin duda el digno sucesor de un videojuego que ha cautivado a crítica y público por su creatividad, detalle y humanidad es un título construido sobre los mimbres de la inteligencia artificial generativa para salir más deprisa.

Ninguna empresa tendría que poder abrir 25 locales en una ciudad.

Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.

bsky.app/profile/anak... Compartir gustos con tu pareja siempre ayuda (Comprar niños).

Imaginad que Epstein estuviera vivo y su ex le dijera que ha sido madre de su nieto.

consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.

lmaooo

lol. I thought this was a joke, but it's real ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...

What kills me about the sentience/sapience AI discussion is that it isn't actually about sentience/sapience. It's like flat earth theory - it exists as a bulwark against reckoning their internal beliefs with the real world, and as long as we're arguing about the bulwark the core ideas are safe.

“Gastos de gestión” es como se dice ahora “cobrarte de más”.

La crisis de la peste porcina africana en Catalunya reabre el debate sobre las condiciones laborales de los trabajadores de los mataderos ✍️ Por David Rodríguez

It's wonderful to see that Vox once again has the worst of all instincts, which in this case refusing to take "no" for an answer and baffled as to why their attitude is infuriating. Cover your drinks around whoever wrote this.

Grrrr... PEOPLE AREN'T RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, WEALTH INEQUALITY IS PREVENTING CREATIVE PEOPLE FROM REALISING THEIR IDEAS, GOODNIGHT!

can you imagine having even a fraction of the money pumped into ai bullshit but instead you get to R&D something actually fucking useful and which doesn't exist exclusively to extract wealth from creatives and those who enjoy creative works.

I see the “you hate AI but what if you didn’t?” articles are revving their engines. Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.

I love Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom so much, but I do not love how much it has pushed Zelda into this narrow hole. Performing continuity and explaining stuff has been a fixture of Zelda this last decade. I am beyond ready for the next telling of the legend.

This post perfectly sums up my thoughts on the game as a whole. That certainly was The Imprisoning War. Glad we made an entire video game about this incredible event.

El Supremo ha vuelto a dejar a El Mundo Today atrás

found a new guy

"The Earth is an enormous, free planet where we live now. It is super dumb to make tiny rockets to reach Mars. Stop wasting money on puny little rockets, unless actively acknowledging that they are just there for your pet science project jfc".

📢 @consumogob.bsky.social sanciona con 64 millones de euros a Airbnb por anunciar viviendas sin licencia ➡️ Se trata de una infracción grave y deviene firme ℹ️ www.dsca.gob.es/es/comunicac...

Kissing the homies

Amable recordatorio de que no es responsabilidad de la IA ni del algoritmo, sino de los muy humanos ejecutivos de empresas que decidieron que ese algoritmo y esa IA tenían que estar ahí porque pensaron que los iba a beneficiar personalmente.

Don't make me tap the sign.

Resulta que sí se podía.

why does ben not point out that it would be impossible for a bald person such as joe to get ratatouilled? is he stupid?

Desde luego a los que viven de las rentas y en concreto del alquiler, bastantito.

In 1990, journalist Akiyama Toyohiro became the first Japanese astronaut and journalist in space. Too bad he had such a rough time of it. His first words upon return to earth? “I wanted a smoke so bad.” Decide if his story is inspiring or hilarious in our full-length video: youtu.be/s3lTfIyh_Es

En juliana y bolsas de vacío.

Amable recordatorio de que aunque le condenen, podrá seguir trabajando en la sanidad privada porque lo de no tener antecedentes de delitos sexuales aplica en la pública: en la privada ya tal

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Forced birth extremists are a blight on society