this one is also old as shit but still randomly gets referenced in my circles and deserves a shout

This one

Boss is not taking the gun threat made by a teenager with access to a gun seriously at all so my Irish social anxiety was right. Idk maybe i should mention i’m a little shaken because i’ve been held at gunpoint before?? I need to get a new job

wait, so... you're a cis dude, and you have... a dick? wow, that's.. wow. can i... touch it? can i call it your henis?

Beannachtaí na Cásca oraibh

I am having the most Irish Easter problems

there’s a rock in front of it for another day or so

Op gets it

this painting is already bonkers but now she’s giving Spiderman Feat. Titty Lady (60% off + BOGO)

frankly criminal to tuck this guy in the armpit, depriving viewers of the eye contact jumpscare (i did not scream in a museum!!! quite!!!)

make a shirt of the other panel, cowards. i want to wear royal treasurer étienne chevalier’s st stephen yumeship commission

I’m not saying this to shit on self shippers but it is extremely abnormal in fandom history for self shipping to be the most common form of shipping and i think this is only the case because character/character shipping has gotten so insanely politically divisive and emotionally violent

We could have safe fandom environments if you were willing to put up with the discomfort of setting reasonable boundaries with bullies who are probably 13 anyway

Remember, a first draft's only job is to exist

Very amused by the idea that vadepatine shippers are anxious that my fucking VadePatine fic is getting too mature (fic has had implied sex scenes only) and they have to make their public bookmarks private because ???? If you feel that why are you here?

I’m thinking ramen tonight

being a villainfucker is truly a lost art nowadays amongst all this ridiculous moral panic 😔 even the ones who self proclaim as villainfuckers want to reform their villain blorbos.. i dont want him reformed i want him worse

People that put down lesbians/ women for liking yaoi and being "male-centered" confuses me. sapphics get invalidated enough from people outside the community, and now supposed "allies" and friends are doing it too? Trashing women for what fictional blorbos they wanna see kiss isn't activism, sorry.

Me: why do Anakin Skywalker and Lana del Ray have the same social presentation? Like not gender bu- Him: because they both worked at the waffle house Me: take your pants off

Recent acquisitions Butter Bell, left and Sugar Jar, right, the dots on the jar photo white but are actually the same color as previously acquired leaf platter

I am once again putting up with reading the jedi quest series and i think they’re implying anakin’s first gay sexual encounter is with a guy named omega which is ridiculously funny to me on an almost “honorable baby are you alright?” level despite that being an anachronistic definition for 2003

Anakin is like three to four times as emotionally intelligent as Obi-Wan but that also means that his logic and reasoning skills are significantly lower than Obi-Wan’s because they maxxed different stats and also he has the debuff ADHD permanently applied

Further questioning

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

LRP is why you have to go to school before you get to make laws because Holy Shit stupidest thing i’ve ever heard and my husband did porn for 10 years What in the Actual Fuck No!

You will buy nothing, you will own nothing. Disney would salivate at something this anti-consumer. This would revoke the first sale doctrine in the US, kill the used media market, and reduce any ownership of what you buy to mere licensure. Love video game licensing? Then this policy is for you.

as we speak someone is going through nearly 20 years of peach x rosalina porn and adding “siscon” to the tags.

Got my first scam comment on AO3 on, hilariously, and Anakin Sheev fic??? Feels like a coming of age moment

"ANAKIN- DANGER ZOOONNNNE"

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Catch me playing dress up with my little dolls

my big swrs theory is that Anakin is revmal's joint reincarnation and Obi-Wan is Bastila's horrible dynamic it's completely non functional everyone is having the worst time Anakin is trying to divorce himself and Obi-Wan is ashamed that he's responsible for this mess

Gotta love fail beasts on main 24/7 even tho we are Never getting Another Movie Ever

Look at me, so clean, no effort Baldhead, clear skin, no effort Teeth blacked, big grin, no effort

Shitposting my favorite fighting words ever written at 1 am

All the Teen Titans breaking it down while Robin goes after Aqualad like

As an aside i am Really Mad that FH was like here’s caladan they have an ocean and highlanders and basically they be scottin about up there but that’s boring so anyway in Saudi Arabia- Like maybe i also want to hear about the space scotts frank

If you didn’t like the new dune movies i’m so sorry to you but maybe take a medieval history course and read an Abrahamic text or two then drop five hits of acid at once right into your eyes alone in the desert with no one but coyote there to laugh at you and if yur still a hater we can talk then

🔴 Out tomorrow, 'Fenian', our album title track 🎥 Premiere 10am ⚫️ Note: album release date moved to May 1st

The thing is if you pay attention to the brief exposition they give Feyd-Rautha in Dune II he is literally the popstar cult head figure who uses assists to preform because doing it for real is dangerous So basically he’s Taylor Swift

once again i am asking you to stop referring to your work and others creative works as 'content to be consumed' and other various product oriented words and phrasing. we HAVE to stop doing this. you engage with art, you read a book, you watch a movie, etc etc it's not a product. it's art.

그리다가 말음..

POV: Thancred #FFXIV #FFXIVart #Minfilia

Now that the Palpatine files have been released, do you guys believe me about the Jedi?