In line at CVS>
Girl ahead of me: I'm sorry, are you a librarian?
Me: Yes, I am βΊοΈ
Her: Where were you an hour ago, I think you just checked me out
Me: Ope, wasn't me, I was at home on my couch at the time
Her: oh wild, that you're a librarian too. You've got a twin at XXXX branch.
about 5 hours ago