I can listen to this on a loop all day long, lol. 🤣🤣

we have a nuclear power station in the sky and can make batteries out of salt but if 21 nm of water get closed we have a global energy crisis idk bruh, i am not a scientist, but this seems dumb as ballz

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Yes they do

*America kicks a hornet’s nest* Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest? Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?

SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."

Lauren Boebert is asked to define “inflation.” It does not go well.

I see Heaven and Hell is trending.

Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building

Trump’s propaganda czar Brendan Carr and Trump-controlled CBS refused to let Colbert air his interview with James Talarico. You can watch the interview here, and it already has 1.4M views. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise. BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?

This is what Hess said: “It brings up mixed emotions to represent the US right now. I think it’s a little hard. There’s obviously a lot going on that I’m not the biggest fan of. Just because I wear the flag doesn't mean I represent everything that's going on in the US.”

Perfect

This is real, and it’s located near Tesla’s flagship London store in Tottenham.

Art

I totally had this on my 2026 bingo card.

Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

I would feel sorry for the polar bears because they would most certainly get food poisoning. #KiGeneriert

In 1916, Denmark sold the Danish West Indies to the USA for $25M, with the colony becoming the US Virgin Islands. The USA was worried Germany could take control of the islands, though they had no plans to do so. In exchange, the USA acknowledged Denmark's complete sovereignty over #Greenland

REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners? TRUMP: I don't talk about that REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?

Europe having to perform military exercises against their primary threat, the United States.

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

PAM BONDI, RELEASE THE FILES!

The current state of affairs in the US is exactly what Putin wanted.

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

Imagine being foolish enough to trust Vladimir Putin when he says he has no plans to attack, invade, or occupy Europe.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE!? Where is Congress? Where are they? I want to film this for my kids & my grandkids. I want them to see the day democracy died in Washington, D.C. Even George is upset 🦮 & we should all be shocked! No one is here to say this is wrong! I was born here. I'm Andrew Howard. 1/5🧵

This is fucking embarrassing. I can’t wait for our next POTUS to throw all this shit in the trash.

It's actually possible he doesn't understand how coin tosses work.

Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.

Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden? TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person

“Was he granted asylum under your administration?” (Answer: Yes)

is he dead yet?

392,000 followers on X.

🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

More evidence that the Trump/Witkoff “peace plan” for Ukraine came straight from the Russians - it uses Russian syntax. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸