It’s my first day back at work so I completely forgot it’s fat cock Friday! Time isn’t real

S5 looks like a RuPaul’s Drag Race green screen skit

If the French are doing Dry January, maybe we’ll finally get some alcohol free wine that doesn’t taste like ass

Manifesting that Stephen from The Traitors gives me a stab in the dark

Well that’s not going to happen

Unfortunately the coffins are full of Scottish pound notes so you can’t spend them anywhere #thetraitors

Woof

Call me when Hasan tops Mayor Mamdani

If this year was about getting off US tech, 2026 is the year to reassess the digital revolution — what works, what doesn’t; what to keep, and what to reject. I’ve only just started to consider what needs to change about how I use digital technology, but I’m excited to learn more next year.

Happy New Queer, everyone!

I’m 40 this year and feeling it

Daffodils on New Year’s Day in the Lake District. We’re so fucking cooked

Ok here we go:

Happy 10th anniversary to Mariah Carey absolutely shitting the bed in Times Square

Outlook for the new year ...

Happy New Year! Gonna have my last drink before dry January and it’s the only thing the English do well: sparkling wine

A gay version of Girl With The Pearl Earring and it’s Boy With The Pooka Shell Necklace

Timothée Chalamet spanked for ‘hours’ after refusing butt-double for Marty Supreme https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/31/timothee-chalamet-spanked-for-hours-during-marty-supreme/?utm_content=1767205202&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

There are plenty of people in the replies explaining why, though I expect you have them muted

This is the level of analysis you get from Oxford grads: it’s not Starmer’s duplicity or total inability to connect with voters on any level, it’s comms.

Andy Burnham is not going to save the Labour Party. If they try to sneak him into Parliament via a by-election, the public will smell a rat.

Sorry, her actual nickname is “Old Smear”

Mel “Old Slur” Phillips now calling for citizenship revocation in the newspaper of record

Mel - quoted in the manifesto of a fascist mass shooter who murdered seventy seven people, including a large number of teenagers he specifically targeted as children of socialists - says incitement to murder is disqualifying. Every day, these papers are rubbing everyone’s faces in their impunity.

We're slipping into full-blown gutter racist pogrom politics and the reactions from most of the media/punditocracy/commentariat/elite/influencers/etc has tended from gleeful participation to "well, if that's what the people what it can't be that bad". Seems suboptimal, to me.

I mean probably. But what does it say about Labour that people are abandoning them on mass?

A definite out for 2026: hooking up with guys who don’t respect my husband. Thinking of writing some open marriage gay version of Wannabe about this.

Dark prediction for 2026: open homophobia is going to come back in fashion again. Tommy Robinson and his legion of demonic Jesus freaks call for same sex marriage repeal

Me in 2025: in Tokyo, Türkiye, Blackpool and London

Remember when Elon Musk Heil Hitler'ed at the presidential inauguration and his defenders said it was because he's autistic? That was this year.

2026 is going to be a year of our infrastructure falling apart even more and nobody knowing if it’s Russian sabotage or just England continuing to be shit

Polly Toynbee - a nepo baby with the intellect of a brain-damaged hermit crab - doesn’t understand why the public despite her boy

Suzanne Moore did used to be a feminist at some point before she became a Torygraph hack demanding the public crush the perverts

After Tidus, Cloud, G'Raha and Clive I think I have a new FF crush:

2 days left of 2025

After socializing every day since Christmas Eve I finally get to spend today alone and I'm here for it

Be still, my beating bussy

I love to live in a country where the right-wing press can demand a non-white person be stripped of his citizenship and the government immediately acquiesces

A show like Heated Rivalry but it’s just those two British guys who take their shirts off, drink straight vodka and hit each other with chairs

The author of this piece, Sigrid Rausing, is an heir to the Tetra-Pak fortune. In 2024, she donated £150,000 to the Labour Party; her sister, Lisbet, donated £500,000, and in 2025 was made a Dame.

Not now sweetie new pics of Hudson Williams just dropped

The War On Christmas means Santa won’t bring you gifts on Midsummer’s Eve

I’m done with taking notes on iPhone. I’m returning to tradition and taking my notes on an etch-a-sketch

2026 goal: Build a cottage

Playing the old hits!

When I say the British press are like the Nazi propaganda rags from the 30s, I mean it

Need to get back on to studying Portuguese

This is who you’re ignoring online btw

Honestly the New York Times could be outwitted by a particularly canny goat