Just getting into For All Mankind mostly because I would let Joel Kinnaman use me as a combination chair, ashtray and toilet

Even today there are Labour people calling ex-Labour “Corbynite scum”. They won’t learn. They don’t want to.

This trip will save their marriage

George Galloway???

Labour is in dire straights. It’s clear who they need to save them: Peter Mandleson

Even The Guardian get it: Starmer trying to portray this woman as an extremist who wants to legalise selling heroin at the school gates isn’t going to work. People like her!

Go on Keith, keep it up with the “Greens want to force your gran to smoke crack!” See how far it gets you!

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

I really need a political interviewer to ask the obvious question about Reform’s claims of electoral fraud, which is: “you would say that, wouldn’t you? You lost!”

It’s a good day to be a lentil-snorting hippie!

“Trans women have a biological advantage in Darts!” I scream, as the men in white coats take me away to be force-bimbo-fied in the Green Party sissy camps

Powell is so stupid she shouldn’t be allowed to milk a cow unsupervised, and even she could see only Burnham could have won. Pity her staff who had to post this slop.

Sir Oinks-a-Lot coming for Kemi Badenoch’s Conservative Party

One of the biggest proponents of “Nowhere Else To Go” Theory was Peter Mandelson. Turns out there is somewhere else to go (prison).

Needs to be really clear that Labour did this to themselves. If they’d stood Burnham, they could have won - albeit on a much reduced majority - and would have been able to say LOOK PEOPLE STILL WANT US. But everything Starmer touches turns to shit so of course they didn’t do that, & here we are now

For anybody wondering “what’s up with that weather” in Gorton and Denton, this is what it’s always fucking like in Manchester

Heidi Alexander going with the “people just don’t understand us” excuse i see

He’s basically trotting out the dehumanising “everyone who doesn’t agree with me is an NPC” line beloved of the online far right.

The public have, of course, forgotten about Iraq, which happened 23 years ago.

There is no chance this turns Labour to the left. That will not happen. Zero chance. Zjp. How many times do people need to be taught the lesson before they learn?

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

Omfg the BBC are interviewing Reform before the Greens.

We now go live to 10 Downing Street

I take it the Greens have won then, because we are instantly on our bullshit

The BBC’s Feel Good breakfast news story today is some terf darts woman.

The Greens finished second to Labour in 39 seats in 2024 – the party should have been far more alert to the threat on its left from the very start.

Congratulations to the various Europhile, Libertarian and Trotskyite head bangers who managed to get fewer vote than the pig that Homer Simpson gave alcohol poisoning to

Bari Weiss has fired the Animaniacs due to a lack of political balance

Farage taking the result with all the grace of a shitting dog with the shakes

Matt Goodwin, eat your ballot paper bitch

The Labour people are going to be so normal today. Like mathematically normal.

I had to do more

Amazing things are happening on Reddit

I wanna get railed like the Yamanote Line

Men (complimentary) 😍 Men (derogatory) 😡

There are far too many cute guys on Bluesky. Please delete two. I am not a crank.

Petition to make Connor Storrie’s arse a UNESCO World Heritage Site

Just got sent an agenda and it’s a PNG of some text. Pleas KM 🫠🫠🫠

As someone with pica who’s eaten probably a whole book’s worth of paper in my time, I should have a natural affinity with Matt Goodwin, but he’s a fascist dickhead

Xenophobia in the West 😡 Xenophobia in Japan 😍

so glad i left Kansas, not living someplace that problematizes your identity at every turn is such a weight off the psyche. now to take a big sip of mugicha and read what the Takaichi government has to say about foreign residents

at this rate they're going to require that trans people wear arm bands with their birth gender and the libs will let it happen

“Labour created a fake tactical voting company”. Hmm really? Remember when the Greens, LibDems and the astroturfed Stop Brexit campaign gave fake tactical voting info and rat-fucked Corbyn? Apparently a bunch of ex-Corbynites have forgotten already.

Tommy Robinson visited the US State Department today at the invite of the Trump administration. He's Britain's most prominent far-right street thug with criminal convictions for assault, violence, fraud, stalking & harassment. He was jailed in 2012 for trying to enter the US with a false passport.

Awful lot of conspiratorial crap on here today

You can make a perfectly reasonable critique of the Greens’ drug policy, but we live in an idiotic society so instead we get “The Greens are going to stab your child in both eyeballs with aids-infected syringes full of heroin”.

I really wish they wouldn’t release Drops of God midweek because it makes me gagging for a wine

Robert F Kennedy has died. His large intestine exploded after inserting a pinecone covered in homeopathic remedies into his rectum.