“Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!”

The Steam Deck also means I am now a Linux bore. There is no limit to my obnoxiousness

It fat cockring Friday! #fcf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I blocked this lunatic months ago, and she’s apparently only got more incredible. Some people say she’s a parody, but there are genuinely people this delusional walking around, buying cans of coke and voting.

So because Schumer caved, the average American family is now looking at a $16k A YEAR INCREASE IN HEALTH INSURANCE PREMIUMS!!! Primary the cunt into the sun!

I tried to be a dom on Grindr but made too many typos

When did I take this?

🙃

let donald top the mouse x

Lol whatever

Let’s face it, they phrased this skeet so they don’t have to write “the man formerly known as Prince…”

The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative. The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.

My most important meeting today is at 4pm which is just fucking rude

Part of the problem, in my view, is that we are definitively exiting the era of liberal hegemony. Consequently, many people are now experiencing a rude, whiplash-like awakening to the fact that some of their fellow countrymen sincerely and earnestly do not view women or minorities as people.

TLDR: 93% of them are various kinds of racist, and the other 7% are stupid.

Do you think Wes Streeting is jealous that he thought he was the “next generation” of leader when he’s a widely disposed 40-something Caucasian spud sacking NHS workers, and the actual next generation is a smoking hot 30-something Asian-African-American who’s mayor of New York?

It’s only surprising if you ignore his skin colour

“Kids.” Listen lady, I am 40 years old next year. My joints hurt and I’m concerned about the size of my prostate. I will probably still vote Green.

Friends, Britons, Cunts…

Cry havoc and let slip the 30-50 feral hogs of war

The fault, dear Wes, is not in our stars!

Wes Streeting: “people keep saying ‘beware the Ides of March,’ and I’m like what the fuck’s an ide?”

Do you ever have a sex dream about someone and then wake up saying “for fucks sake, why them?”

Keir Starmer to appoint one of the donkeys from his sanctuary as Chief Cabinet Secretary

Wes Streeting: “my ‘I am not Brutus’ T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my…”

It’s frustrating every time I try to argue Britain has the stupidest politicians in the world, the US Dems go “hold my beer”

Ol’ Piss Flaps is turning down what would probably have been free publicity because of the off chance the BBC would broadcast one of his councillors calling somebody a slur most people haven’t heard since Alf Garnett was on TV

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

I’m so sick of this “only AI and autistics use em-dashes” because I love a good em-dash and I am not an AI

Big corporate do for my company on a rooftop bar in London so of course I’m on my phone in the corner alone 🙃

Bari Weiss Power: “Whadda ya mean, journalistic standards?”

I’m working in the city of London today so Lord please lead me not into temptation from tall posh boys in expensive suits

Would you say it’s changed him….for good?????

It’s also alarming also that so many people who consider themselves reasonably centre-left are consuming her content. We’re not just losing our allies, friends and relatives to the alt-right, we’re losing them to the alt-centre who are almost as dangerous towards trans people

It’s already started - the BBC allows Newsmax boss to opine about bias, suggest some of the Jan 6 mob were merely innocent tourists visiting Congress, without pushback

Someone who is good at lawyer explain to me in which jurisdiction he is going to bring this vexatious horse shit? The English courts wouldn’t award him a fraction of 1% of this. Was Panorama even broadcast in America?

I called them “The News Idiots” yesterday when I suppose I should have called them “The News Bastards.” They’re so committed to feminism one of the guys was once exposed at the BBC for earning way more money than a woman doing the same job!

Gonna spend all day commuting in the dark, on the tube and in an office. Thank the Lord Atheismo for vitamin D supplements.

Renewables are the future

As a final fantasy fan I will absolutely not be boarding Garuda Airlines

Thanks for proving their point, you racist clown

In 2017 Labour under Corbyn got 41% of the vote despite the party machine working against him. It was Momentum volunteers who got him to that level. Of course the greens have a much lower baseline than Labour but they could easily outperform the polls

I love they used to have signs on the station platform telling you where to get on and then just paved them over

Legit this man thinks electricity is a wizard

My husband says it’s odd that I wear a turtleneck to bed

“Ma’am, this is no longer a Wendy’s”