Gators implies the existence of bitors and straightdors I am very high and this is extremely funny

I hope he’s having a good day.

I took a sleepy edible and I’m in a weird doom scroll but hella lagged mentally so all these posts are really fucking me up

Join us in saluting Joe on December 16! 🎟️Get your tickets now: https://t.co/yk7l3cvO9a

why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots

It’s a decent sized store, but it always shocks me the amount of nothing they have.

@hockeyfannibal.bsky.social If Wolanin stays with the PBruins and you end up going to a game I’m like very willing to meet you down there to cheer at a game and hang out if that’s of interest but also no pressure if that’s weird. I have zero social skills so I can’t tell.

A salute to The Captain for 400 career goals 🫡

My Uber driver told me he liked my mustache and thought it was great that I “didn’t care what people thought of me.” Thanks?

The AHL has such bizarre theme nights..

I must say I have a very strong dislike for out sports

I've actually never tried to buy PBruins tickets before. Is it me or is trying to navigate buying a single game ticket on their website SUPER fucking confusing?

A Canadian should adopt me. I want to move to either Vancouver, Toronto, or maybe Newfoundland. Or Halifax. Or maybe just Muskoka? Or Victoria. Dear Canada, I love you. 🇨🇦

Congratulations to Christian L. from South Easton, MA on being yesterday's @ArbellaIns Kid Captain.

ch-yyyyips

The way Morgan Rielly says “chips” fucking kills me. I love this man.

I worry that 90% of the things that attract me to a man are also big red flags so..

So I see the fake accounts are popping up left and right now. So that's fun, I guess... 🙄

Kopper is on the first line tonight!

One great thing about 22 episode seasons is that actors would be contracted to be in a certain number of eps, so sometimes a character will show up just to say "Hey, what's going on here? Welp, see ya!" and then wander out of the story.

Reemer isn’t playing tonight so I don’t have to be conflicted on who wins, but for the record I love him dearly and always will.

I need a project. What color should I paint my nails tonight?

"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."

I definitely have teams I cheer FOR but I have a hard time saying I have teams I would actively cheer AGAINST because I just fucking love hockey. Is that weird? Lol

Man, the social team must have been really struggling for content

i mean fuck the habs of course but also i would actually fuck the living hell out of nick suzuki just saying

unpopular opinion maybe? domi does not deserve the shit he gets. he's not a bad player, they just don't play him to his strengths. it's not him - it's management

Good morning 💜🤍💚

Not to be dramatic but I would die for this man

NHL Network is the bane of my existence

MO!!!

@hockeyfannibal.bsky.social Here’s a question for ya… Have you ever camped out at a hotel for a team? I originally thought this was bizarre but I see teams postings pics of players signing outside of hotels so..

Here we go!

I’m sorry but I find Scott Laughton like impossibly attractive

okay hilary knight i really need you to win today please do your best

should i buy tickets to the wings/bs game tomorrow and sit directly behind the visitor bench and lustfully paw at the glass every time reemer turns around i'm high and this sounds like a fun plan

Anthony Bourdain was the first BlueSky Poster

man this game is UNWATCHABLE

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen. Is it super lame that I think I've only ever seen three concerts live in my entire life? Jimmy Eat World Liz Phair Taylor Swift

Do you think any of the Maple Leafs have ever called their cum "maple syrup"?

nothing is sexier than a goalie. change my mind

Black Friday isn’t a holiday, it’s a heist. A glittery, discount-code-waving distraction where billionaires convince you that buying a $12 toaster you don’t need is a victory. Spoiler: The only people winning are the ones who already have more money than God.

I see people talking about hockey literature lately. Just wanted to recommend one of my favorite books of all time. Beartown by Fredrik Backman. Just keep your hands off Benji. He’s my husband and I love him dearly.

This kinda broke my heart

The fact this came through as an ominous looking image instead of a video makes me smile. I just question which rival player is buried under the cement now.

it’s been a weird hockey season so far amirite

no one is allowed to score on ully. i will fight that man. (i wont he would flatten me)

okay FINE ill resub to espn UGH

the ottawa charge are absolutely on fire tonight