Why is he giving Connor O’Malley

Putting together a box of food to donate to my local trans distro this weekend for the first time and I’m making donations to my local general one. Just telling myself anything I can do for others like this is a net benefit, especially when it never feels like enough

If you have a physical storefront you have to accept cash

Really isn’t too hard to do alt text in pics

DeeTee Megadoodoo

jack-o'-lantern is short for jack off lantern

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

They should make a type of stress dream that’s fun

He's called Pennywise because he would rather stay in the sewer than a hotel

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Dave Until You Buster

To the lady on Marketplace who thought the *giant* framed painting I’m selling on marketplace for $60 is an original and not a nice print, I encourage you to leave your home more often

They should make a type of stress dream that’s fun

All I have to know about the state of the old app is to don’t see many recently posted funny screenshots

I backed this immediately

I think Larry Hama wrote Wolverine better than anybody else

Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.

abandoned pa turnpike

I think sometimes of my friend in Portland who knew more about comic books than anyone I’d ever met and how she was so sweet and kind all the way through her battle with insanely aggressive cancer. I hope if there’s a heaven people can still wear leather jackets and drink alcohol there

I’ll go in a Costco but I’m hitting the pen in the lot and wearing my big headphones

Sometimes Catholics really do go hard, still

I’ve lived many years without hiring Jared Leto

A better world will come

The popularity of Enya’s “Caribbean Blue” in this moment mirrors the rise of “Only Time” in the march toward fascism in late 2001. She comes to save us each time.

From the great novelist Sherwood Anderson, a letter to his son.

“Yap” is the Gen Z “doggo” - a sentence indecipherable to an Elizabethan monk

"No no it's just a 'weed vape', it's not smoke! There's no combustion! It just heats up the oil, which vaporizes-" *smokey fucking mauls me*

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

I know the world is fucking challenging rn but damn it’s cool when again and again when we pay people it benefits everyone in every way

Babe I've got an important call, please don't chant the cat's name like she's chugging a beer *15 min later* ᵗᵒᵒᵗᵉʳ ᵗᵒᵒᵗᵉʳ ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ TOOTER TOOTER

hi can people roll on this and tell me about the ordinary people they create

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

They really do just send him videos they made in ai of shit happening and he believes it all like a fb grandma watching a pig and a chicken on a trampoline

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

They are terrified of his power

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:

I wonder if all these boomers setting up Google Virtual Phone Assistants realize they don’t have a voicemail function. Just wandering around Walmart wondering why nobody ever leaves a message any more

My most boomer opinion is traffic cameras are bad. I know the initial impulse is to feel like they’re going to make something safer but you have to know they’re all there *at best* to make money for the city. At worst it’s about establishing total coverage for watching every moment of our lives

Really lowering the bar for all functional alcoholics

On this day in Horror History, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD premiered in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 1968.

Guess Locktober came early for the “Federal Government”

I know dnd is not competitive but I’ve made an echo knight for a one shot who could fight a small army

I wanted a photo of an old cowboy for my dnd character and I had to wade hip-deep in AI slop to find one, including having to add in year markers for image age

Haggling will never be a lost art but some people don’t have it like that

I don’t rake up the leaves in the yard and all the local deer come and chill here at night in safety with the bunnies who have a spot somewhere under the neighbor’s old shed so idk we’re rich in that way anyway

Sorry everyone but big tiddies are now woke. It’s woke to have them or appreciate them, take some time to come to terms with this