I built a 1x2 and a 2x2 this week with the separate leg stand bases and man, just a workhorse for the home

a group of autistic women is called a Stimpak

Reminds me I started reading Redwall

I think about Aaron Bushnell and I know the religious conceit that killing yourself will always damn you is an absolute lie. He’s going to see heaven more than anybody who lifted a finger to bring this hell to Earth

Dumb, soulless little baby-men. Insecure freaks.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

$1 winning lottery ticket and the glass top to an old yankee candle. Flies, wasps, stinkbugs— free trip to the window

It really is wild how taking a vitamin d supplement can help your brain during the winter months, whether placebo or not

They really looked through every file and couldn’t find a single democrat who wouldn’t immediately flip with some vile shit about him so they just tried to put the cover back on the box

alcoholic uncle taking nephew to hooters

Dudes rock

If you run your campaign on “we’re going to put sidewalks on every major road in this city” I think you win in a landslide.

I took five minutes to leave a message for both my wonderful congresswoman and my dogshit troll pinhead senator

Just saw a straight couple with each other’s names tattooed on them in a prominent placement and I think about how high the divorce rates are for them but you know what *at least* one tattoo artist is going to get paid off of each of them

They should invent news that’s good for more than 19 people

Hateful and spiteful pathetic little men who grovel at the feet of their donors, men too stupid to have an imagination grander than to summon idiotic fears into their own minds

Sorry man this lady rubber stamps everything they do, I don’t care if she pulls a “gotcha” before voting yes

NO COMMERCIAL BANK WANTS TO DO CONSUMER BANKING ANYMORE GIVE IT TO THE POST OFFICE THEY USED TO PROVIDE BASIC BANKING SERVICES TIL LIKE THE 60s

How was Garfield cutting neat rows in a lasagna with one of his nails

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

Always funny to see what John Fetterman puts on his nice church clothes for

I’m watching Record of Lodoss War and the most prominent woman in the show says the main characters name so often it might as well be her bark in a video game

I set a goal to get my stomach tattooed this year but idk about all that

I’ll always think of how this dude never sold the rights to anybody to make bullshit out of his characters. Dude did his thing and then largely just has lived a normal life after ending his strip on top

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

truly one of the best analyses of a naturalistic-but-strict scheme i've encountered, and really inspires me to incorporate this mindset into my own work

“Changing your name is weird” meanwhile I gotta call some Gen X guy named J.J. Russell about his accounts

If you’re bored tonight you can go see Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie, which I’m told is pretty good for the soul

Inviting all of you to go grocery shopping tomorrow evening, make dinner, and then wistfully look up at the stars while you get high in the yard or leaning out of an open window

get weirder 🫵

The wedge of us who decide whether you win or not are telling you not to put up that smiley rat from California

It is absolutely insane how no one involved is apologizing to Delroy Lindo and Michael B. Jordan. Like yes he has Tourette's and that is not something he can control but that does not absolve the basic decency of an apology for hurting people in a very public way. Let alone the BBC letting it air.

Really feel like more people should be able to conceptualize someone as being attractive without anything needing to be said or done about it

Thinking about how my job offered me the option to either use my personal phone to log in or have them send out a hard token. Anyway the token works fine and if I need a phone for this job you can send me one too

We don’t need another retelling of the mom robot christ story again, the rebuild movies were the alternative for anybody who wanted a different version (like me)

Accidentally locking yourself in

If you stayed on twitter because your friends are there, I think it’s goofy your friends don’t have any other way to talk to them

Gen Z heart technology is reaching unprecedented levels

Saw your dad slowly rotating a canvas to reveal very average artwork on reels mate it were dead shit

me to me

I promise you any lawyer who asks how I feel about billionaires is going to get the most libbed out answer. And then we’ll just let the case decide my opinion, of course. 🤗

I’ve always loved the politicians who come on here to tell us how fucked up something is but have no plan. I don’t get paid to have no plan, I slink through it like I’m in a ren&stimpy still image with radio waves playing through it

don’t even talk to me unless this is how you feel about sanitation workers

Also as with every Friday mid-morning I think how nice it would be if right now was the time it happened

I think we are smoking on the clock today

Don’t talk to me about the n*zi hammer face loser when there’s a kid who just won gold for figure skating who made a heart sign at a trans flag and said fuck on live tv