An update on that insane lease term where the landlord owns everything you create during the tenancy:

Someone should

Just saw a nude bloke with a pasta strainer on his head floating up to the sky. What on earth?

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

If America was real the last 11 years would have been fucking terrifying

🎵 He’s got the whole world in his ass 🎵

@boontavista.com “I ordered the Bolognese 35 minutes ago”

I am Jimmy Kimmel 🙋‍♂️

@tomwalker.bsky.social sorry

When you take your kid to the doctor and the doctor gets excited after checking him out and then he’s upset that the medical students have already gone home

Trump Ted Cruz 🤝 Stroking one out on 9/11

They’re bombing the negotiators, just like they did last year. Something’s gotta change man

Here’s what just happened: Trump sent a peace deal to Hamas, Hamas met to discuss it in Doha, where the U.S. is mediating talks and has a base,and Israel bombed them, presumably with US support.

The ship “Family” of the Global Sumud Flotilla bound for Gaza, was hit by a drone during the night while anchored in the harbour of Tunis. The crew are reported safe. #sumudflotilla #freedomflotilla #shiptogaza

Anyway, here’s @thejuicemedia.com on how the Albanese government has taken a giant shit on FOI laws youtu.be/n6O7gHI5YKA

They should remake Silkworm

All I wanna do is An’ a Take your money

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

Cop/not a cop style show with a competent FBI agent being partnered with Trump

Fuck, it’s only Thursday

@mattlech.bsky.social and @mrbryanvokey.bsky.social showing Sam the "Zeitgeist tape" for tomorrow

I’m pretty tired but this one is breaking me. At least one box is lying and at least one box is telling the truth

I’m trying to rank the Jurassic world movies in my head and they’re all so bad that I don’t want to put any of them at 1

@aynrandy.boontavista.com just got a regular Pepsi and it tastes like shit now. I can’t believe they’ve done this

Guy who first wrote “and then ground came up to meet them” to describe someone falling over; butts out a cigarette and leans back in their chair. “My life’s work”

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

I’m probably going to be in bed when we find out he’s alive or whatever. Can everyone just pretend I was the first to say “Ah! Well. Nevertheless,”

Dropped my headphone case into a weird place in my car and I think I’ll have to roll it to get them out

@majorityreport.bsky.social while Sam is having a “break” 🤔

Thank God someone is stopping the dangerous... uh... violinists in Utah. Entered the US with proper papers at 10, later graduated with a fine arts degree from the University of Utah and stayed. Invasion! There's evidence he's been part of the vicious gang known as The Salt Lake Symphony Orchestra.

6 year old just beat me at monopoly

Pretty excited that RFK is going to tell us the cure for autism in a week

Tate or cuomo. Call it.

Wake up Coffee Take a shit Coffee Shower Brush teeth and throw up 2 coffee Brush teeth

Did anyone else not win 20 million dollars tonight?

Howell Dawdy's Fast Track presents Mike Hale and Howell Dawdy's "Fantastic Love (What Are You Waiting Four)". Written in a half hour on Fast Track premium www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvh...

Playing Blue Prince with a 6 year old makes it much harder than it needs to be

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.

I love in dashcam videos how everyone’s first instinct is to lay on the horn and THEN hit the brakes

🤷🏻‍♂️

“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said. “Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.

Haven’t looked at any news yet today voice “someone should kill that guy”

Letting go of the steering wheel and lifting my feet off of the pedals just before impact so I won’t be blamed when my car takes out a bus stop full of children

Texas Chain-saw Massace at the Sphere.