doctor says "watch youtube poops, you'll feel better". man replies "but doctor, i am mama luigi"

this could all be yours

the revolution is ongoing burning a flag isn't enough

here's a fun idea: everyone search the term "Discord lost revenue" on google every hour or so until they stop collecting our data.

New glasses :3

i mean... lol

GONK DROID MY FRIEND

"You are dust and to dust you shall return" ok bro write this down 1. I'm not dust, I'm like water and carbon and some other shit 2. I'm going to live forever 3. I will let you put the ash cross on my forehead but ONLY because it looks aesthetic asf

Make fun of Teto all you want, bread is fucking delicious

If you were a Muppet, would you be pg enough to go to Sesame Street as a cameo?

Can a snowman truly fall in love? I don't think so Can a snow woman fall in love? I hope so

Are you sure you're getting enough fiber in your diet?

Not blingee but the exact vibe I'm talking about. Inject this into my veins NOW! GIVE ME MORE SPARKLE GKITTER GIFS IMMEDIATELY

RESIST TRADITIONALITY, BE YOURSELF! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK? THEY WILL FORGET YOU THE MOMENT YOU'RE OUT OF THEIR SIGHT, SO BE MEMORABLE TO YOURSELF AT THE VERY LEAST!!!

Not blingee but the exact vibe I'm talking about. Inject this into my veins NOW! GIVE ME MORE SPARKLE GKITTER GIFS IMMEDIATELY

I fucking love blingee gifs like, fuck yeah overstimulate me please

I love waking up at 2am and instantly knowing in my mind that I can't get back to sleep

You're telling me this rock I'm hitting is a bottom?

Sorry I forgot to respond, I became too autistic and researched wild cat species and evolution for ten hours

👁️

"Izaria in public baths? in broad daylight no less? hohoho"

mushroom!

If you're reading this, you're gay >:•3

I'm really hankering for a grilled cheese rn

The Bakushin incident.

Poor pathetic lesbian, she wasn't breastfed as a baby (´。＿。｀) ˚₊‧꒰ა #lesbianart #digitalart #sapphicart ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

"Yes, my Emperor, if you smoke this shit it will give you immortality" *its actually the shit that makes you lose the mandate of heaven*

Keep fucking going dude, why are you even thinking about giving up when you've got this far?

Word. Well, words.

I'm like if a dick sucking machine had teeth and bit you too

Every_Day_is_Gray 1

What has more protein, a protein shake or my partners neck?

I be biting my partner in the bedroom and they be saying "not so hard babe" but like, how else am I going to get my nutrients if I don't bite a chunk out of your neck?

So first of all, I'm so sorry to the people who's names/messages I couldn't get in the exact spot they asked for, but I still got you on there so I hope that's still good 🥺 (pls forgive) And I fucked up a little bit because mirror + shaky hands, so this is probably shit. Happy Valentine's Day!! 🩷

I'm about to guh

WHERES THE FUCKING CATNIP BRUH

Here it is, my plans for Valentine's Day: I'm gonna post a pic of myself (a lewd one, because duh) and I'll be writing y'all's names on myself <3 Lmk either here or in my dms what you want me to write for you, and mutuals get first dibs on picking a spot for it. (Redo cuz tiny fuck up lol) (1/2)

My "I do not indulge in cannibalism even though it's so so hot" shirt is getting me a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

last one for tonight I promise

I am unnecessarily fertile recently

I could be your sister and we could do an incest together

I'm giving you a hug rn, accept it

I could go for some mini muffins rn