I feel like an absolute failure to my kittens they're covered in fleas and I dont have the funds to fix this.... the dogs have to be covered then too and we still have no hot water. I dont know what to do anymore.

Before Caturday ends I'm going to slip one more in

Thou shalt not let Jared and Ivanka build Epstein Island 5 in Albania.

They wont pay their respect they'll turn into a tourist destination and get married on the grounds like they did to plantations and claim some ancesteral heritage to it because their grandma reported people to ice so it's their god given RIGHT to get married here....

The Albanian people have been massively protesting for several consecutive days against slumlord crook Jared Kushner and Crimestress Ivanka seizing land in their country to the sum of billions of dollars to build a trashy resort. I hope they don’t stop until their evil corrupt deal is reversed.

They said ah the new hearder is here, don't worry smol hearder we shall do a help.

I wish I had a safe space to post my most recent work in progress but... it's intimidating. It's a small town multicharacter book series based somewhat on the idea of Bobs Burgers but the town kids are adults now. And other things have changed too.

I just refound the Sarah Z YTP and I am CRYING from laughter. Dathings is such a talented YTPer.

Say it with me:

A M A Z I N G

I’ve followed this story for its absurdity and as an illustration of how police lie and bully the public they are supposed to protect. Only after national media attention do they withdraw a case of accusing a woman of something she can’t possibly have done… cbs12.com/news/local/f...

The 'Google -> Goople -> propeller' pipeline

Still genuinely dumbfounded that a woman who used to harm animals for money, jas full blown ptsd panic attacks at the sight of me... over a situation SHE created. Because I bothered to stand up for myself and a man didn't choose her. Hyperventilating, rocking back and forth, the WORKS.

Springsteen just announced Power to the World festival in DC on Oct. 3. He’s playing. Also— -Dropkick Murphy’s -Dave Matthews -Tom Morello Details out tomorrow.

Fun fact: Crows 🐦‍⬛ wag their tails when they’re happy.😃

I guess he's gotta... spit in the face of a certain person who doesn't want to be cool.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

You know, a lot of those biblical verses about sex and reproduction make more sense in the historical context of being for one civilization in a much smaller world, rather than 8 billion people with modern medicine.

Paine says touch grass

ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.

Is that butter? No it's ghee. Oh thanks for clarifying

A very important serious message Come and say hi at @sunnyconanimeexpo.com on June 19th-21st at St James’ Park Stadium! Never been to Newcastle before, so go easy on me, I’m frightened

Did..he think he knew her?

#AEW #WrestleSky 🤼

Johnny Gargano's great, y'all just (justifiably) hate Shawn Michaels's booking

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do Mark.... with a K.... *kiss on the lips*

Every so often I get one pf rap critics rap libs stuck in my head.... at 3am ever so slowly from straight jibberish all that I could hear in my head was CRITICIZE THAT GARBAGE DISRRSPECT THAT CLOWN. And this is why I have insomnia

Thankx to THE BOSS for having Public Enemy perform at Springsteen Center American Music Honors ,, we should all always continue to FIGHT THE POWER

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com.

I found a new band and have no one to fangirl about them with it's the struggle of my life.

Analysts Say Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Offers Best Shot At ‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Starring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://theonion.com/analysts-say-paramount-warner-bros-merger-offers-best-shot-at-sex-and-the-city-reboot-starring-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/

Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content. "I will not comply." They sacked her and cops escorted her out. She's a hero. This banned author just donated.

Pasta is one of my safe foods. I can live on pasta, I'll switch to Aldi practically full time at this point. (I think there are some specific things i might need from other stores but i think thats specific baking orders and I'm too broke to keep that up atm)

I really can't recommend Aldi enough to people who find themselves bursting into tears at the grocery store over food prices. I somehow got almost two weeks of groceries for $146 today, including canned drinks. Yes, it was more beans and pasta than usual, but getting out for under $150 was magical.

Before you are two doors. Behind one is limitless wealth, and behind the other is a tiger. This is a conundrum because you fucking love petting tigers.

Happy 58th birthday to Lucy Lawless, who has always understood the assignment.

I LOVE THIS LIL PANDA IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS POKEMON HAS DONE!!!!

the video game industry is a mess

Aka: they didnt get the moneh they were promised and so clearly they have to say something, too little too late.

An addendum: i have no money for food and work got rid od vending machines and the 'snackrack' is a ghost town.

Electric can openers are fun, until your powers off for the next five days and everything edible in your house is canned goods... Fuck I'm hungry....

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

My dogs be farting....

So today OpenAI discontinued ChatGPT 4o, the model known for being weirdly affirming and telling people that they’re religious figures and to kill and what not. This has greatly upset the community who has used 4o’s affirming nature to do AI romances, who are now mourning the death of their partners