That seal commercial…

🤍💚🦅

Kid crush go

Going to a Super Bowl party to get free food, watch Kendrick Perform…and then dipping🫶🏾

Okay the severance peer pressure is working I think I’m finally gonna start watching

Danielle outsold Rob…she ate that #TheTraitorsUS

It’s baffling how TERRIBLE Chrishelle is at this game…like how are you worse than Tom!??💀😭 #TheTraitorsUS

Just finished watching Conclave…

FINALLY seated for Nickel Boys

Ca*tlyn J*nner’s level of delusion and self-hatred needs to be investigated

I’m literally still in TEARS after watching Rock fuck up so SO BAD LMAOO Like that was…top TIER COMEDY💀💀💀 #DONDI

one of the most bizarre phenomena on the Internet is people showing up in your comments explicitly to argue. like. I said what I said because I believe it. what are you talking about. what does this achieve. are you having a stroke

Baddies Africa…… Lord save my people

good afternoon, seeing the shrine people made for David Lynch at the Bob’s Big Boy he frequented made me cry 🥹 it’s good to remember that art always matters and is what makes us human!!!

Lisa not reaching out to Mary when even Britani did…ooo this just gave me the worst taste in my mouth…she lost me

‘ONE OF THEM DAYS’, starring SZA and Keke Palmer was #1 at the domestic box office last weekend. • The film has already made its $14M budget back in just 4 days • One of the highest rated comedies in years with 97% on Rotten Tomatoes

something that is becoming clear tonight (hanging out with less online people) is that my mental health is dramatically worse than theirs at the moment we’ll see how things play out as we adjust to our new, awful reality but I may need to reevaluate my relationship to online

wake up babe, a new bernie meme just dropped.

But then it’s like every app is related in some way to THAT orange demon…OMGGGG WTF IS going AWN?! Snapchat CEO ain’t shit, INSTAGRAM CEO ain’t shit, Amazon CEO ain’t shit, Google CEO ain’t shit…like..this is a disaster!!

I gotta actually be serious and delete Tw*tter like…I can’t keep doing this…praying I actually get the balls to go cold turkey cuz…fuck that piece of garbage human being

I've got only one resolution. Stay focused.

Them shutting down Tik tok before it hits midnight is kinda…sinister

whitney saying the entire cast went out after the reunion besides bronwyn😳(and mary but that's pretty unsurprising she wouldn't attend lol) #wwhl #rhoslc

Geezus, Bronwyn, what are you doing?? #rhoslc

Finished #Laid and here are my thoughts: It’s funny AF! Stephanie Hsu is that GIRL Ruby better end up with Isaac idc what yall think! AJ needs to love herself and DROP Zack next season cuz that was not a happy ending for her 🌚 Ritchie and Ruby can be endgame if/when Isaac dies

Thank THE LORD OMG

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL MUTUALS ON BLUESKY!!!!!

Spending my new years the RIGHT way by staying home and watching when Harry met sally!!

The way this day feels like any other day…like what do you mean this is the last day of 2024? That sounds fake idk

I hate this with my whole entire being what the ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKK

Almost said “fuck that job” this morning.

The way Babygirl just escalated my obsession with Harris Dickinson…I fear it’s bad…need his lookalike contest to happen somewhere in my vicinity…IMMEDIATELY

Just left Babygirl…chile…this is lowkey a movie to see at home…in the comfort of your own bedroom…if you catch my drift #Babygirl #Filmsky

Bought my tickets for Babygirl for tomorrow😌

Merry Christmas skeeters! I hope yall got surprised with some money today!!

I’m apologizing in advance for the person I’ll become after watching Babygirl and I’m so serious

OH BROTHERRRRR

someone from work has posted, for the second year in a row, asking what to get his wife for xmas with less than a week to shop. lord, i’ve seen what you do to others. DONT do that to me.

Me anytime there’s a Matt scene on #TVD

seems a bit dramatic

Sza is genuinely so funny like…you really have to laugh at her antics atp💀

When they used to put the lyrics inside the CD booklet >>>>>

Also Mary this entire episode had me SCREAMING💀💀💀 she’s so funny and doesn’t even realize it LOL #RHOSLC

she's our greta thunberg but instead of the environment it's all the sluts of america #rhoslc

Ok now I’m confused by Bronwyn’s explanation of the “affair” on WWHL…is it cuz Todd’s in the audience…? Cuz the version she’s painting here is INSANELY downplayed in comparison to what we saw on the boat…#RHOSLC

Angie eating Lisa tf up at this dinner #RHOSLC

Britani wasn’t acting wild when she called Bronwyn a bitch sorry lol like we all know how the HW’s get when their parenting gets questioned so that was expected imo. HOWEVER…Bronwyn wasn’t wrong in what she said🌚 #RHOSLC

Wait…never thought I’d say this but…Whitney is lowkey spitting fact this episode… #RHOSLC

Bronwyn brought the group together in an emotional moment and Lisa is focused on what Todd is thinking…? YIKES! Even Britani who got into it with Bronwyn had empathy for Bronwyn and they aren’t even friends…whew Bronwyn needs to see Lisa doesn’t see their friendship the way she does #RHOSLC