one of the things i enjoy about this site over that other one is that you can post correct opinions without fear of getting buried in the replies by the hordes who want to fight you in the streets.

the boy cleans up nice.

i love pineapple on pizza and i will not apologize for it. today i learned that i also love peaches on pizza. what a time to be alive.

unrelated, the guy who had to deem himself “sponge-worthy” to elaine on seinfeld was luke from gilmore girls.

FUN PCP FACT: We’re officially blocked by Jax! 🎉🤡 New #TheValley x PCP is out now 🔥 youtu.be/0rmbzdWUpxA?...

there’s a place in hell reserved for folks still shooting off fireworks on july 5th. i had to sit on the bathroom floor with this guy until 2am this morning. y’all can f right off.

Sorry, Janet. When Jason has to check you for twisting words and making yourself the victim, you know it’s baaaad. Our Mariposa is getting married! 🦋 #TheValley x @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social is out! m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdx...

Kristen almost destroyed her own engagement over fantasy football?! 😱💍 New PCP x #TheValley is out now 🔥 youtu.be/oZdx5zY5ERw?...

Lingering on Jax’s bald spot just doubled his humiliation at being stood up by Brittany. 👩🏻‍🍳💋 New PCP x #TheValley is out! 🔥 youtu.be/o3c9O8273FQ?...

the couple i’m dogsitting for were explaining how one of the dogs hurt his shoulder jumping into the pool and i was like, “wait do dogs have shoulders?” cause i always assumed they just had 4 hips.

Jax has had every opportunity to evolve and he hasn’t. Year after year, the same story. Like Vicki & Ramona before him, Jax’s journey on reality TV has come to an end. #TheValley x PCP is out! 🔥 youtu.be/C4a8Lp_mEb4?...

barney would like to play and he’s not taking no for an answer.

a story in 3 parts…

please tell me the two companies will be named “warner” and “bros. discovery”

the best part about this joke is that he actually pronounces it “missourah”—something only native missourians like my dad say—which implies that abe simpson is actually from there.

this is some of your finest tagging work, @hochman314.bsky.social.

Jax gave the house back once he tanked it into foreclosure. Now he’s withholding the podcast because it didn’t tank without him. He wants Brittany & Cruz to suffer alone. #TheValley x PCP is out 🔥 youtu.be/lTbLm2G4dkA?...

i was looking through old albums and came across this photo of my sister and her husband wearing what may be the greatest halloween costume of all time.

yuki’s first day as a therapy dog. my boy is all grown up.

35 years later…

my dad passed away last month so to keep my mom’s mind off things we’ve started watching gilmore girls from the beginning. it’s my favorite show but she’s never seen it. we’re only a few episodes in and she already (correctly) hates dean, so we’re off to a good start.

hit up the new flight club darts in clayton last night and this is my mom throwing a dart for the first time in her life. terrible form, but shockingly accurate.

had to get my first pair of glasses with progressive lenses today. i’m so washed.

ok yeah this absolutely tracks.

bucci has his very own stuffed bucci.

we got hit by a tornado yesterday. you might shocked to learn that it was not fun. not fun at all.

babe wake up, a new “standing in front of a burning building with zero fucks to give” meme just dropped.

appreciate the shoutout, but he appears to be sitting across the river in a different state (illinois) where there are, in fact, no buildings.

i watched “50/50” on a flight home the day after learning my mom had pancreatic cancer. not one of my best decisions.

one day bella will catch the tail. today is not that day.

the conclave had the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Did Bravo production pay for a “rehab” that would let Jax Taylor keep those rage text going? #TheValley x PCP is out! 🔥📺 youtu.be/cvJ5pS85__4?...

my friend.

dad had kept asking when we were gonna come back here. it was his favorite fried chicken in the world. i like it, but he LOVED it, so i decided to come back one last time by myself. i walked in and “night moves” by bob seger (his favorite song) was playing. it was perfect. cheers, dad.

Jax has competition for #1 villain in the group! New #TheValley x PCP ☀️ is out! youtu.be/Wv8En9V2F4M?...

Sutton stabbed Garcelle in the back and chose Fox Force Five over a true friend. Joke’s on Sutton- they still don’t like her. 👀 #RHOBH x PCP is out! 💎🔥 youtu.be/yWklztG_9c8?...

i have a 5:15pm dinner reservation tonight, just in case you’re wondering where i’m at physically and emotionally right now.

not sure why they made my sister get a new license plate when this one seems perfectly fine.

It’s like Sutton saw Garcelle over in that last seat and said I’m going with Kyle now. #RHOBH x PCP is out! 🔥💎 youtu.be/Fs2wXk_HxYo?...

if you get this correct you are a far smarter person than i.

i’ve spent many an afternoon at this extremely sad casino an hour outside of las vegas. RIP to a real one.

i went to get some bloodwork done and my doctor is concerned that my cholesterol is too low. i honestly didn’t know that was a thing that happens but of course it would happen to me.

it me.

Without that Widow & Orphans money, Erika spent a season begging for free wallpaper. New #RHOBH x PCP! 📺💎🔥🎧 youtu.be/jnQJyQNeWLQ?...

hey, a lot of platonic pals go on romantic trips to paris together. nothing to see here. mind ya business. #rhobh

brb gonna walk right into the ocean.

ran face-first into a wall while chasing around a black lab who decided a watermelon rind he found on the street was something he wanted in his mouth. mondays, amirite?

big if true

my cousin and i are same age and she’s never had any social media. not even a facebook account back in the day. she also uses her phone so little that i have to text her husband to get ahold of her. she truly lives a life to which i aspire. that’s the dream.