Sorry, Janet. When Jason has to check you for twisting words and making yourself the victim, you know it’s baaaad. Our Mariposa is getting married! 🦋 #TheValley x @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social is out! m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdx...

Janet saying “sniper from the side” and shouting for accountability? She’s desperate to force her own #RHOBH moment. OWN IT! #TheValley x @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social is out! 🔥 m.youtube.com/watch?v=o3c9...

Lingering on Jax’s bald spot just doubled his humiliation at being stood up by Brittany. 👩🏻‍🍳💋 New PCP x #TheValley is out! 🔥 youtu.be/o3c9O8273FQ?...

Did Bravo production pay for a “rehab” that would let Jax Taylor keep those rage text going? #TheValley x PCP is out! 🔥📺 youtu.be/cvJ5pS85__4?...

It’s like Sutton saw Garcelle over in that last seat and said I’m going with Kyle now. #RHOBH x PCP is out! 🔥💎 youtu.be/Fs2wXk_HxYo?...

Picture it. March 21, 2006. The gates of Coto de Caza opened, and the world would never be the same. 🍊 #RHOC

We’ll technically have an OG back on #RHOC. He’s just not a wife..

The Grande Dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated…. but she can be incarcerated. #RHOP

Sutton thinks she’s a Kathy, but she’s really a Shannon Beador. #rhobh

The unsung OG of #RHOC. Her life has been a tragic fairytale.

I firmly believe that Sutton and Shannon Beador are the same person.. except Sutton had better divorce attorneys. 😭 The new #RHOBH x PCP is out! 💎🔥 @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Since we’re renaming things

Dorit may have missed this social cue, but Kathy wasn’t asking her a question. She said wrap it up quick and don’t drag me into your peasant squabbles. 😂 #rhobh

Our first female President. ❤️🤍💙

Heather Dubrow driving around Coto de Caza #rhoc

and over at the bar tonight we have

Say Yes to the Dress -> #RHOC pipeline

Here I was thinking that Shane Simpson got hair plugs. #SouthernCharm

My sleep paralysis demons watching me take the Benadryl.

An Excel spreadsheet without the receipts? Like a cancer binder without the cancer? #rhoc

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Carole going from Andy’s old friend to I barely knew him to besties again. #rhony

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON MULTIPLE PLATFORMS IN MY LIFE!! #RHOC