outside reading my book and the neighbor kids come over to ask 1. if i think god/jesus are real and if so do i think they’re really boys 2. at what age i got my first cellphone so they can ask for one is this a set up?!?!? i’m new in town i can’t make waves man.

KC and Zach are the best PR for Sincere #loveislandusa

deep throating man feet. we have to draw the line somewhere as a country. not even hot just nasty!! #loveislandusa

corbin didn’t even remember parmina maybe he isn’t AI after all dead 🥀 #loveislandusa

saying you’re going on love island for love is like saying you’re going to hooters for the wings #loveislandusa

gotta end your birthday with a bang, someone hit my car 💀

Oh, I actually know what this is! My actual line of work. It’s a slide from a deck CBS would present to advertisers offering them ways to sponsor Big Brother moments. It’s like the Wendy’s drive thru on Big Brother Canada. #bb28

decorated my mrs fields cookie cake with a random person from middle school’s first and last name to prank my friend that had to pick it up it really is the little things in life

if it’s just kaycee and jag making a guest appearance to curb stomp them like last time, fine with it. but i don’t want to see any suitcases! #bb28

my boyfriend had the audacity to ask me if i had heard that this season might have returnees…. wtf? have YOU heard? this is my shit! this is damn near my profession sir of course i’ve heard!!!!!! #bb28

it wouldn’t be a fuckin birthday if i didn’t spend it complaining about big brother 🫶 #bb28

the last flop stars ain’t even out of sight yet and they’re trying to go for round 2 please don’t do this to me!!! #bb28

i don’t want returnees on big brother this season yall are preemptively pissing me off

cookie caked too close to the sun and my fuckin tummy hurtssssss

as a true bb fan i don’t believe in returnees on a season of newbies period ok? it’ll never be my preference i have to root against it!!!! #bb28

last day for being 28 years old kinda nervous

i’m sorry if these girls leave casa going back to their crusty men after neon warning signs from production they can’t be saved #loveislandusa

where are all them casa boys gonna sleep?!? is every girl getting a 2 on 1 in her bed???? #loveislandusa

corbin doesn’t know how to dance at all he’s just pinning them down and making out #loveislandusa

the way they treat getting to casa like the slutty version of making jury in big brother #loveislandusa #bb28

the boys keeping it cool when casa amor is announced #loveislandusa

the boys are so ready to get away from these bitches they’re bouncing off the walls 😩 practically formed a damn conga line #loveislandusa

aniya needs to learn the definition of exploring because she’s definitely not ok with it 💀 #loveislandusa

ore ida needs to file a lawsuit against kenzie and corbin im so serious #loveislandusa

McDonald’s stock after that segment on Kenzie and Corbin’s french fries……… #loveislandusa

zach being so pathetic this episode whining about kayda having a single chat with caleb……… it’s SAD #loveislandusa

no faith in bloomf in the cast they can’t stand us 😔 #bb28

changed the taillight on my car please clap

it’s hard to watch the iranian team and see women cheering for them with uncovered heads knowing iranian citizens are being lashed for daring to show their hair. justice for these women. #fifa2026

i ate too many flamin hot cheetos and now my stomach hurts

got my mom a vintage toy from her childhood that held a lot of sentimental value for her and she cried tears of joy let me tell you these brownie points were needed, was slipping MAJORLY in favorite child ranking

we are doing a neighborhood movie night and Jaws was selected, half the kids got scared and left early only to return when it was all over 😩 that movie is not pg though i feel for them

i’m out of shape man i feel like i’m about crash that run -

bryce and zach are engaging in a performative girth off #loveislandusa

thought i’d be joining my friend on his charity run for 3-4 miles and it turned into 11 💀 inhaling some sushi before taking a god tier nap

i mean yall know the producers are telling zack/bryce to play up the bromance shit, right? it’s not coincidental #loveislandusa

yeah… i don’t know if i like aniya calling KC “captain save a hoe” in regards to Sol…….. #loveislandusa

Sorry but the way they cut the WHAT YOU SAY line in after Trinity started telling Aniya about KC wanting to save Sol made me HOLLER #LoveIslandUSA

i need kayda to dump zach so badly for a casa boy i need it like i need air #loveislandusa

the kc and aniya dynamic is so exhausting every episode is the same convo 😩 #loveislandusa

lemme check IMDB for a quentin tarantino credit on this episode… #loveislandusa

imagine your bunions in 4k on love island. #loveislandusa

toe licking before having dates we’ve strayed far from god #loveislandusa

another thing- shouldn’t the girls be able to choose the man they want in their dating pool? maybe more of them feel caleb than gabriel! there’s a reason the girls get to decide. #loveislandusa

bryce mad gabriel has been slut shamed has me howling though #loveislandusa

whatever happens next as long as it pisses zach off i’ll be happy #loveislandusa

the suite next to us at the tiger’s game was empty and our section ran out of seats so i made myself comfy turns out it was Nelly’s suite 🤸‍♀️

taran going for his EGOT

idk if i even want #bb28 vorgan hours was such a high for me i don’t think it can be topped i don’t want to be disappointed trying to