how can we keep calm and carry on now

this is like something out of a dystopian movie wtf

i’ve been influenced

he was simply asking for it based on what he was wearing (uninsured meta glasses)

the kids two days ago on the 67th day of school 🤝 me today on the 69th day of school

“they won’t know by who” #survivor49

Oh Taran the king that you are 🤭

Thank God for The Judges. Because the thought of these people dominating the season is too awful to consider. #bb27

every time I read a review from Taran’s book #bbsky

When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡 The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻‍♂️

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i’m obsessed with the way boston rob has fully adopted dylan efron, it’s so funny to me

home, stoned, and watching youtube

maybe i shouldn’t have tagged my new pfp there’s a bunch of randos liking it

brb going pro

A lot of the focus is on Hegseth but every person in the chain of command decided they were going to kill those guys.

me 🤝 my republican father hating ai and cops

So Ethanimale dropped this video 👇 #BB27

decided to wing the finishing touches so i’m not thrilled with it but i do have ideas for next time

about to spend the weekend in iowa with my family

happy thanksgiving bloomfs! i’m thankful for all of you 🩷

RIZZOOOOOOOOOOO the balls on this boy. this idol goof is so silly goofy I appreciate the dumb entertainment. #survivor49

He's not your uncle! #Survivor49

i made so many cookies and now i’m sleepy for survivor

this recipe i’m using has ingredient amounts in the directions i’m in love with this website

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

I am conducting an official Book Club for Behind the Mirror over on my Patreon! We'll have discussions for each chapter as well as live streams/videos where I answer questions, take calls, and talk through the writing process! www.patreon.com/cw/taranarms...

they could make twenty now you see me movies and i would be sat for each and every one of them

alone in the theater with my kid combo and an edible kicking in ✌️

today’s plan is a morning showing of now you see me now you don’t then walmart and baking

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

my problem with taran armstrong and his book is that he started writing in 2022, before jag bains changed his game for the better by joining the mafia with matt & bowie jane.

i got tired of complicated projects so i’m making a bookmark

my book is here!

kind of excited to go back to not caring about amazing race next year #tar38

rooting for venus only atp #traitorscanada

can’t stop thinking about wicked

going to see wicked part 2 this morning and then taran’s book is supposed to come this afternoon

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

The same dude that designed the comps for BB25 (this isn’t even a joke that’s how he introduced himself to me at the BB27 finale party…) #tar38 #bb25

there’s too much god in this show #squidgamethechallenge

I really need Survivor to come up with some kind of new challenge format. It's soooo repetitive and boring. Every single week is an obstacle course. I miss the quizzes and mazes and stuff. #Survivor49

i’m sorry i can’t do uncle jeff #survivor49

I think I love yellow Sophie… #Survivor49

#Survivor49 Sophie walking back into camp like

stop casting cops on rtv

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just waiting for my copy of taran’s book to arrive

a story in three parts