The first sports broadcast where you can mute the announcers and just listen to the crowd should be an international holiday

#Venezuela #Epstein #Imperialism #Pedophilia

Portland, OR, 2025

If "the coworker who microwaves fish" were a person.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry, but this really pisses me off.

Watch the Dutch kick Disney in their tiny mouse gonads…

Happy National Dog Day to all who celebrate. Ours is generally unimpressed as she feels every day is about her.

The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82. Am I doing this right?

Just wondering out loud...

Just for fun…

No lies told here.

Hegseth: “Iran’s nuclear sites got bombed on Saturday night, and trust me, I know what that feels like.”

“I’ll be investigating the Mexican attack on the Brooklyn Bridge.” - Kristi Noem

3/28 ~ Fortune Teller

Why aren’t you wearing a suit? Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?

Deflecting to “but the mission was a success” reminds me of a drunk driver arguing to the cop that he should be allowed to go home because he didn’t crash into anyone.

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

This.😄 -Feminist News

Rhododendron #BloomScrolling

A friend of my compared gutting of federal agencies to a wrecking a car: if you remove 30% of the parts of the car, it does not go 30% slower. It stops working.

This, right here..

📌Time to chuck Schumer.

Fact

Chuck Schumer has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

What a front cover...

Living the best life.. 💞

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it's a really good box.

Accurate AF 👇👇👇👇