Mother, I fear I ate 👁️👄👁️

I think that all audio messages over one minute should be automatically chipmunked: pitched up at 2x speed with auto tune and some funky music

Imagine the amount of smut we lost with the destruction of the library of Alexandria

I love culturale differences cause that's how we end up with a lake called Titicaca

I hate getting cryptic prophecies about how to prevent the end of the world whispered to me in my dreams, like could you just be clearer and help me out a bit here?

I've been getting into the Pokemon TCG and was looking for a decently placed deck in the meta that uses latias ex that I pulled from a prize pack and with a aggro/midrange kinda play pattern, any tips?

good morning. keep the calls up!!!

I started a script about intentions and expectations in commander and how often they're at odds

me when the homies

I should honestly start trying to make content again, I'm just not sure on the format or the language as my first language is Italian and I'm split on wanting to engage with bigger English-speaking content creators and developing the Italian community more

Thanks @mtggoldfish.com for making me realize how op doomsday excruciator is in my Junji steal stuff build. It's gotta be altar of dementia's best friend

You are the Hornet Queen, big and mean only seven-Green

My toxic trait is liking partner commanders too much

I finally got a spicy deck idea! The gun shop feat. Ardenn and Ludevic. Curses, goad auras (and other goad sources) and many weapons to hand out

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

I'm so glad magiccon is coming back to Europe, I think I'll start planning iI soon

archidekt.com/decks/13900959 roast my 50€ deck

I think in missing a joke

She caster on my mage til I snap

Anyways I've been grinding Balatro time to build Atemis, all-seeing straight flush commander deck

What if instead of commander tax it was freakmander tax and you had to suck two of your toes each time you wanted to recast your commander from the command zone?

It’s 2010: Bloodghast is in standard, dealing with a financial crisis, Skrillex is rising in popularity. It’s 2025: Bloodghast is in standard, dealing with a financial crisis, Skrillex is rising in popularity.

Our Tarkir precon episode is killing it. Turns out people like Magic sets that are about Magic things. And also dragons.

I'd love to be a dj just to blast proof of a hero at the end of the night while people are leaving

[wii sports resort result voice] dogshit!

Edgar Markov… Magic the Gathering.

The reality is that I'm a huge sucker for Ravnica legends. I need to work on my experiment kraj list, and was thinking of building the og Isperia

I wathed Hamilton Yesterday and it was great, I'm only slightly perturbed by the fact that I now have the direct line from that to Hatsune Miku binder Thomas Jefferson

I have a question

You cannot understand how much I want to sac this to Shadowheart's activated ability and just die in a blaze of glory

I don't think that I can ever bring myself to build a landfall deck, even though I love deckbuilding

Seeing folks already showing up for #mcchicago

Same

Blahaj included

I Need y'all to tell me if this deck is too mean or it's ok cause it's a 7 mana Commander archidekt.com/decks/9640977

this is gonna happen in Edge of Eternities

Feeling cute tonight wanted to share a couple seflies

idc if you think my deck is a 3 as long as you know im a 10

For every Like and Repost I increase the output of Chandra’s hair. #MTG

What if we kissed... and we were both Game Changers?

I passed my uni math test everyone say good job Luce!

This one.

What's @pendragonmtg.com 's stance on legendary vehicles? Is vehicular playerslaughter allowed?

I got the flu :c

I'm so sad that there isn't going to be a magiccon in Europe this year :c