I didn't realize he would release toxins into the river if I didn't vote for him.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson. #NewYorkerCartoons Sign up for our humor newsletter to get Daily Cartoons delivered to your inbox: nyer.cm/0EivDaD

How exactly is this different from Kristallnacht?

My talented daughter. @KERRYLACYDESIGNS on Instagram. This 💔

This!

🎯🎯🎯

So mass shootings don't make the front page anymore. Says so much.

Iff you have graphic design needs, my daughter is very talented.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Have the makers of Tylenol not been sufficiently loyal to Trump? I assume everything is retribution.

Speaking truth to power. May it catch on...

Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel is the threat.

It's hopeless. An ignoramus is in control of our lives

Thank you British media. Needed perspective

Confused by the rights' etiquette rules regarding post gun violence discourse.

I hate that I'm not even surprised

So much evil in the world. So much.

because nothing says 'I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize' more than renaming your Department of Defense to the Department of War

Wtf @postmates.bsky.social ? You just cancel delivery 5 mins b4 arrival, after 45 minutes of updates saying it's on the way??

Someone please tell me this is fake.

RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS: If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail. But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.

There are literally young people saying they don't want to have children bc they can't imagine the stress of sending them to school. I hear it repeatedly and I've run out of things to say to them.

If you loved Jason Isaacs in White Lotus you will also love him in Case Histories (Acorn). You're welcome.

I mean, you can also just lock the car doors...

there are so many open layups and somehow dems can’t make them. republicans are literally pulling cancer treatment from children and they can’t message on that??? like what the fuck are we doing here

We appreciate all you do, @nytwirecutter.bsky.social but you can stop testing things now. We're good.

Cancer must be a big Republican donor.

I love you Scotland!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Same. With all the chaos it's hard to know how much food gets to those who desperately need it, but if any organization can find a way It's this one. And we must help.

If Trump believes Clinton is in the Epstein files he would have released them long ago. There is only one thing that would stop him.

Needed today

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD...

Watch this to the end.

PSA- To almost every restaurant I order from, it's state law that you cannot give out plastic utensils unless the customer requests them. Owners, inform management, management, inform employees. Obeying the law is part of your job.

All you need to know about how our government is currently functioning.

I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.

Good question .....Somebody lying......

Excellent Question to ask all Senators......

This is the best play I've ever seen.

It’s the revival of Plaza Suite you didn’t know you needed.

The World's stupidest man has no self control and we're all in danger.

Brought nothing to the party, left the party mad bc somehow no one appreciated him. Classic

Do they realize that if we held a popularity contest re who we want in this country immigrants would win hands down over ICE, Trump, Noem et al?

All I want today is for a Marilyn Monroe imitator to sing Happy Birthday Mr. President w updated words, @randyrainbow.bsky.social Shd be easy, so many words rhyme w Ice.

What a rotten reality to have a White House occupant who hates so many Americans and hates everything our democratic nation stands for.

How did it become possible for a president to violate every law he's subject to?